Jan and Luke's Showbiz bucks show!!
Jan- "Welcome back to…"
Luke- "Jan's"
Jan- "Luke's"
Both of them in a boring mood- "Showbiz Bucks show"
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(Hellsing headquarters)
Integra- "calling all troops, Alucard went missing! We need to find him before…(looks around) – Seras get the HELL OFF MY LEG!!!"
Seras- "but I don't want to…I've come so far to see my wittle Alucard!"
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(in the woods)
Alucard's mind- "I don't want to be chained up by that stupid ever again! They have me do all kinds of weird…SHIT!"
Police Officer- "Halt you may not pass this line!"
Alucard- "Fuck you"
Officer- "Oh… now you did it! You did it now!...you really really! Did it now! You mostly did it yourself, but I won't let that bother me…You've done it now!"
Alucard- "Off with your HEAD!!"
the Officer starts to running in circles and screams like a little girl…
Alucard gets into the fetal position and rocks back and forth and says "just shut up… please just shut up…shut up, just shut up, shut up!"
Officer sings- "Shut up…Just shut up, Shut up…"
Alucard yells "Fuck OFF!"
(Hellsing Airport Hanger)
Integra- "When the hell did we get a hanger…"
"I uhh…I uhhh…I uhhh… I uhhh… I don't know" said a dumbfounded pilot
Integra- "whatever" then laughs "fire off the nuclear missiles!"
Pilot- "Sir! I mean Ma'am, or whatever the hell you are you transvestite…this isn't the NAVY!!
Integra- "(sighs) oh you hurt my feelings…OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!"
Alucard said faintly to Integra- "Fuck you!"
Integra- "what was that soldier!" Turns around "Oh it's only you… wait…where hell were you…I almost called the Army to come after you!"
Pilot- "were the AIRFORCE!!" as he was dragged off to be executed
Alucard cries "I don't care! I'm going to my room!"
Integra- "Fine see if I Care!"
As Alucard goes to his room there's a loud 'girly' scream
Alucard- "Sorry wrong room!" shuts the door
THE END