FASH: Yo, not too many chapters to go until it's done! Anyways, for the ending I'm going to have a Mizu ending and a Saku ending because I can't choose one over the other and since I plan on making both endings fairly long chapters I'm going to post something special to keep you all happy. It's something I'm pretty sure you'll all like! (Grins) But it's a surprise until I actually post it. I had a lot of fun in this chapter, I hope you enjoy it!
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Hiruma idly tapped his fingernails against the table in front of him, apparently Sena thought that after training with Sakurba and Shin (But mostly Sakuraba.) he should come back here to the clubhouse and 'report to him.'
Not that Hiruma was complaining, Sena's seemingly unwavering loyalty to him usually fed his ego, but Hiruma had better things to do than listen to Sena go on and on about Sakuraba's goddamn cat.
"If you think pets are so awesome, Mizumachi has a ferret." "Really?" Hiruma sighed in annoyance. "Yeah, really. Now then, so long as you're here, let's get down to business." Hiruma turned and stood up, rifling through a his bag.
"What business?" Sena asked curiously, peering over his shoulder, Hiruma grabbed a hold of what he was looking for and with a straight face answered:
"Gay sex."
Sena's reaction, as one might expect what to loudly ask, "What?!" before flipping out and rambling about how Hiruma had taken his first kiss and now he was going to take his virginity and oh-good-God what would his parents think of him if they knew he had sex with his captain.
"Shut up, I'm not going to have sex with you, stop over-reacting." Sena stopped spazzing out, a blush staining his cheeks. "Over-reacting?! This is s-s-sex we're talking about! Why do we have to discuss the bees and the bees?!"
"We're not discussing it." Hiruma stated as calmly as ever before pressing the case he had taken out of his bag into Sena's hand. "I would have gotten you a couple books on the subject but I doubted that you'd actually bother to read them, so there you go, just watch it and you'll learn everything you need to know."
Sena opened up the small, thin case and stared at the unmarked disk in horror. "Hiruma-san, are you making me watch porn?" "No I am not making you watch porn, stop freaking out about everything today, it's annoying." "Well, if you don't mind my asking, what is it then?" "You'll just have to watch it to find out." Sena gave Hiruma a distinctly distrustful look.
'Damn, he really thinks I'm gonna make him watch porn.' "Okay shrimp, here's what we're going to do, I'm going to put that disk into the DVD player right now and give you the remote, then I'm going to go out for exactly one hour and seventeen minutes, which is one minute and twenty seconds longer than what the disk runs for, so in theory I could come back and I wouldn't know any better if you didn't watch it at all, however..." Hiruma paused for a moment as he grabbed the disk and placed it in the DVD player, then he took the remote from the top of the television and handed it to Sena.
"It would be in your best interest if you watched it, trust me." He ended before strutting out the door. "The hour and seventeen minutes start now."
Sena sighed, what did he have to loose? Other than his virgin eyes and virgin ears.
So with a sigh he flicked on the TV and the DVD player and hit the play button.
'Oh please don't let it be gross.' He was surprised when Hiruma appeared on the screen in front of him, grinning in a rather unpleasant way.
"Alright shrimp, since I don't want to have to go through saying all this stuff to your face I made this video for you, so you'd better be fucking thankful." Hiruma grabbed a large board from somewhere off screen and held it up to show some sort of chart.
"Alright before I actually get on to the explanation I'll be frank, you are part of this percentile." Hiruma said as he pointed to the largest column of the chart. "What this means is that you could probably have any guy you wanted, because you're like everyone's secret fantasy and whatever." Hiruma rolled his eyes and Sena blushed. "It's probably because you're small and wide eyed and sweet but unbeatable when you're on the field, or something like that. But women tend to not think of you romantically, so it's good that you're going along with my plans. Now then, Sakuraba is in this percentile..."
One hour and fifteen minutes later Hiruma burst in through the door, looking very pleased with himself. "Oi, the video's over so you can stop blushing now." Sena looked up at Hiruma awkwardly, lips moving to form words, but none were actually spoken.
"I know, I'm awesome for doing that aren't I?" Hiruma strutted forward and wrapped an arm around Sena's shoulder.
"And now that you know all about that type of stuff, it's time to make a decision." "A decision?" Sena asked weakly, eyes still staring the blank screen ahead of him.
"Yeah, on who you're going to end up with after all." "What? Why do I have to make that decision now?" Sena demanded. "Well, if you go any further with both of them just to figure your feelings out in the end one of them is going to get really hurt by you." "Is that why you didn't want me alone on the play-date things?" "Yeah, even though the damn foxy eyes ruined my plan by not showing up on his own accord. You've hung out with those Poseidon guys before, you've trained with Shin and Sakuraba, nothing weird about that." Hiruma took a deep breath. "Now it's time to choose."
"But I can't choose." Sena whined, pressing his forefingers against each other as he blushed redder than a cherry. "It's cruel to make me decide." "But you must like both of them a bit if you've gone along with my plans for this long, so, it's time to choose. Who's it going to be?"
