SpiderSoda, Part Two
(Set: Ponyboy in the living room, reading Gone with the Wind or Great Expectations. I can't see the damn title. PONY! MOVE YOUR HAND!!! (Ponyboy moves hand) Thank you. Okay and the winner is...drum roll please...Gone with the Wind! Thank you for playing What Book is That! You win 0$! Oh...okay...my director person thingy just told me to get back to the set. Wait director person, I am already done. Thank you, I am really totally done now!)
Pony: (looks up at the set paragraph) Who the freak wrote that?
Me: I did, thank you very much
Pony: (smirks) Self Insertation, ah? (sarcastic) Very original.
Me: (beams) Thank you! Now I know why you're my favorite!
Pony: You're beaming, huh? Does that mean, like, rafter beams or beams of light...
Me: HOW ARE YOU READING THIS?!?!?!?!
Pony: Because I'm SPECIAL!
Me: But I'm the author and I didn't make you special. I made Soda special.
Pony: How'd you make Soda special?
Me: He has spidey powers!
Pony: Oh. Yeah. Were you on crack or something? Who would do that?
Me: No I was not! I'm only 12 and I do not live in Philadelphia! (Me: no offence, Mr. Random Philadelphian. Mr. Random Philadelphian: Yet I'm still offended. Me: But I said no offence! So you shouldn't be offended!)
Pony: But if you made Soda special why aren't I special?
Me: Because I'm the author and I said so.
Pony: Good point.
Me: Thank you. Now I will un-self insert myself out of this fic/parody thingy. (And I do just that!)
(Enter Soda)
Soda: SPIDERSODA'S BACK! Can I sing my song again?
Pony: No!
Soda: Well...You can be BatPony!
Pony: (mutters) So NOW she makes me special.
Soda: What?
Pony: Nothing! Okay, I'll be BatPony.
Soda: Danananananana BATPONY!
Pony: SpiderSoda, SpiderSoda does whatever a SpiderSoda does!
Soda: I'm not SpiderSoda anymore, I'm Harry Pepsi.
Pony: No. You're still SpiderSoda.
Soda: (sighs) Okay. But YOU'RE still BatPony.
Pony: I know.
Soda: Well...okay then.
(Awkward silence)
(Enter Johnny)
Johnny: Pony, I love you!
Soda and Pony: Wrong story.
Johnny: This isn't that Pony/Johnny slash story...you know...the one...
Pony: Which one?
Johnny: I don't know! I'll go find it.
Pony: You do that.
Johnny: I will.
Soda: Okay then.
Johnny: I'm really going.
Pony: Alright then.
Johnny: I'm gonna go out that door and I'm and I'm not coming back in.
Pony: Have fun.
Johnny: I will, and I'm not...
Soda and Pony: LEAVE!
Johnny: Okay...sheese... (leaves...finally)
Pony: Where were we?
Soda: Right here. (Points to the line before the one that says Enter Johnny)
Pony: Oh...right. Awkward silence.
(another awkward silence)
Soda: I'm hungry. You want some chocolate cake?
Pony: Yeah, that's all we eat.
Soda: True.
(Enter Fry from Futerama)
Fry: Is this the year 3000?
Soda: Nope. 1967...or something like that.
Fry: Oh. Okay.
(Fry leaves, in search of the year 3000. Not the Jonus brothers' song, the actual year)
Pony: I believe we were at...chocolate cake?
Soda: Who was that guy?
Pony: Some guy from a show in the 2007
Soda: But he was looking for the year 3000.
Pony: The show's set in the future.
Soda: Oh...okay. So...chocolate cake?
Pony: Of course.
TBC...with Part Three! Haha, that rhymed!