SpiderSoda Part Four
Soda: It's an UPDATE!!!
Me: Yeah.
Soda: But why didn't you update?
Me: Not my fault. I was on Vacation!
Soda: Oh, okay then. You go have fun on vacation and leave us in this unfinished story! You do just that you unselfish person! Hey! You put a Un in front of selfish!
Me: Yeah.
Soda: Why?!?!?!
Me: I'm the writer.
Soda: Well, don't alter my words!
Me: Why not?
Pony: Wait...I just realized something...you got home from vacation on September 2ed!
Me: And then school started.
Pony: So? You never got homework this week!
Me: Yeah I did! My parents had to sign, like, 50 kajillion papers.
Soda: But that's your parents!
Me: And I had to remember to take them back in.
Pony: Wait...what grade are you in?
Me: 7th.
Pony: And you're in advanced language arts, right?
Me: It's called Humanities, and yes.
Pony: Then why'd you just use the word kajillion?
Me: I don't know! I'm leaving.
Pony and Soda: Yay!
Me: Hey! (leaves)
Soda: She's gone!
Pony: Why are we happy?
Soda: 'Cuz we don't like her.
Pony: But why?
Soda: 'Cuz we hate all the authors who write parodies like this.
Pony: Oh. Right.
Soda: So...chocolate cake?
Pony: I'M SICK OF CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!
Soda: (gasps) You CAN'T be sick of chocolate cake!
Pony: But I am.
Soda: No!
Pony: Yes.
Soda: But why?
Pony: Because we have it in every damn fan fiction every damn time we eat!
Soda: Good point.
(enter Tim)
Tim: WTF...
Soda: (tackles Tim) MY LINE! DON'T YOU SAY MY LINE!
Tim: Okay, okay! (runs away screaming)
(awkward silence)
Soda: Where's Johnny when you need him?
Pony: Dunno.
Soda: SpiderSoda, SpiderSoda...
Pony: That's getting old.
Soda: Yeah.
Pony: End of SpiderSoda.
Soda: This chapter was really short.
Johnny: Yeah.
Soda: (in an Australian accent) WTF, mate?