Original song by Fergie
YODA: If killed a Jedi you have; take your dark butt home! You say, if killed a Jedi you have; take your dark butt home!
ALL: J-E-D-I, J-E-D-I-S, We are J-E-D-I, J-E-D-I-S!
OBI-WAN: Flying with Anakin, up in the sky! Fighting evil, this isn't the life! Follow the code, I wish it would change, I'm a Jedi, with the flossy flossy! I'm a Jedi… Jedi, Jedi, I'm a Jedi, with the flossy flossy! Have them code and lightsabers, those things mean everything! Tatooine and podracing, making do with Spartan things. I am on the TV screen, newspapers and magazines. I'm all clean, always pristine. I'm no king or a machine.
ANAKIN: I still married Padmé; She's the best I always say. I don't care, I'm still real, no matter how many Sith I kill. After the war and after the planning, I really wish I had a family, sippin' reminiscin' on the days when I went podracin'!
OBI-WAN: Flying with Anakin, up in the sky! Fighting evil, this isn't the life! Follow the code, I wish it would change, I'm a Jedi, with the flossy flossy! I'm a Jedi… Jedi, Jedi, I'm a Jedi, with the flossy flossy!
PADMé: I'm full of Naboo wishes, romantic dreams, though you're a Jedi with all your Jedi things. The whole senate doesn't know what to do with us; I'm enough of a politician for the two of us!
YODA: Fetish, Obi-Wan has for cheese and pie! Bills, making he is, go to the sky!
ANAKIN: Our lifestyles aren't rich or famous; who the heck and Sithspit would ever get jealous? The temple's made all out of stone; the metal here's dry as bone…
YODA: If killed a Jedi you have, take your dark butt home!
ALL: J-E-D-I, J-E-D-I-S, We are J-E-D-I, J-E-D-I-S!
OBI-WAN: Flying with Anakin, up in the sky! Fighting evil, this isn't the life! Follow the code, I wish it would change, I'm a Jedi, with the flossy flossy! I'm a Jedi… Jedi, Jedi, I'm a Jedi, with the flossy flossy! I'm a Jedi… Jedi, Jedi, I'm a Jedi, with the flossy flossy!
ANAKIN: I've got problems up to here, all these people in my ear, telling me these stupid things that I don't wanna hear…
YODA: Sai cha them all! In the library, books we've got, often there as often not! Often there as often not, yeah!
ANAKIN: It's lonely, really though. I remember yesterday, when I dreamt about the days when I wanted to be a Jedi, boy was I a dope!
OBI-WAN: Darn, it's been a long road and the industry is cold… I'm glad my master told me he let his apprentice know! I'm glad my master told me he let his apprentice know! I'm glad my master told me he let his apprentice know!