"Oh Susanna, don't you cry for meeeeeee! Well, I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee!" May screamed.
"I have one too!" I exclaimed. I sang to the tune of "This Is The Life" by Hannah Montana, "Take the cake, stir and shake that's what I got baking on! I throw my chair up in the air and though gravity's pulling it down…"
"Yeah, I love how it feels right now!" yelled Drew. May, Max, and I stared at him for seventeen and a half seconds before May and I picked up again.
"This is the pie!" sang May "Baking li-i-ght! And this is the cheese! It's all I need!"
I picked up, "You never know when you'll bake it, and I'm not gonna fake it, yeah, I'm still getting it ri-i-ight! This is the pie!"
Drew continued, "I'm baking in a whole new oven and cooking with a new crowd (crowd)! Breaking down the old four plates and getting new ones from the town, yeah…"
Han Solo from Star Wars said, "I think you should get back to the main plot now. By the way, you know Threepio and Artoo are Contestshippers too."
C-3PO and R2-D2 popped in and said, "You are in the wrong time stream continuum. We need to get back to our own time and galaxy. Goodbye."
"Wow, that was strange," commented Max as they disappeared as soon as they appeared.
"Say, did a smuggler and two droids pass through here?" asked Luke Skywalker, popping up as suddenly as C-3PO and R2-D2.
"Where have they gotten to?" questioned Leia Skywalker Organa Solo, also popping up from nowhere.
"I think they went back to their own time and galaxy," said Max.
"Thanks!" replied both twins, as they too disappeared.
The REAL StoryIt was snowing. It was heavily snowing. When the snow stopped, somebody needed to shovel it while Caroline went on another extended shopping trip to Lilycove, all the way on the other side of Hoenn for Christmas shopping and Norman worked at the Petalburg Gym.
Guess who ended up with the job?
"I hate shoveling snow," said Max.
"I like cheese," I said.
"How come you aren't helping?" asked May.
"I'm not really here," I stated. "And trust me, I'd love to be. It's summer where I am."
"Lucky…" muttered May. Today was not her day, first her Squirtle runs away to Tatooine and now she's stuck shoveling snow! Suddenly, a Roselia ran down the street with red beams of light all around her.
Her trainer tried one more time to return her and said, "Roselia, return!" (By the way, he failed.)
"Drew!" exclaimed May.
"I like cheese," I said.
"Achoo!" sneezed Drew. "I have a cold."
Said the Roselia, "The bread is new, and the cheese is old."
"Oh no!" exclaimed Max. "Not you again!"
"What's wrong with having Drew here?" asked May.
"There's nothing wrong with having Drew here, it's his Roselia I'm talking about!" responded Max. He really didn't like the state the house was in previously, even if Roselia cleaned it up in the end. It was still a panicky mess, and Max knew that there would be another one. Unfortunately, while he was contemplating this, the Roselia walked into the house.
"Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!" Drew sneezed.
"Maybe we should go in," suggested May. "Achoo!"
When they went in, May dashed around the house with tons of blankets, enough to cover Sicily, Italy. Drew was being buried under those blankets, and May took out a quilt for herself. Max was looking around the house, studying the damage.
"That Roselia leaves chaos in her wake," sang Max. "I hope that when I'm up and grown, I'll flee from home, so I don't have to put up with this."
"We should go find Roselia," said May.
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…" snored Drew, whom fell asleep under all those blankets. "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…"
"CHEESE!" I shouted. In the time of five minutes, they found the Roselia… eating cake in the bathtub!
"Get out of there! Get out!" exclaimed May and Max.
"But I like eating cake in the tub," said the Roselia. "I will not come out." (Then Max pulled the plug.) "On second thought, maybe I will…"
"Oh my gosh!" screamed May. "There's a pink ring around the tub!"
"Ring-a-ring of rosy, a pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down!" I exclaimed. Then I lectured, "Ring around the rosy was a song used to describe the Black Death plague. It killed a third of Europe's population at the time in five years (or was it six?). The 'ring-a-ring of rosy' was used to describe the rosy ring that usually appeared on the armpits or the backs of knees. I believe they thought that posies were supposed to ward of the disease. The 'ashes, ashes' part is there because their skin usually turned gray and ashy. The last line is used to describe when the victim falls, shortly followed by death. This plague was so completely contagious because they did not have the medicine and health knowledge we have today. Also, the corpses of the dead victims were not removed until three or four days after death, sometimes longer."
I looked at my handiwork. Everybody was asleep. Sometimes, all it takes to prevent a fight from breaking out is a long lecture on the Black Death. I looked at my schedule of long lectures. Oh good, my favorite topic, Joan of Arc, is up next! Two hours later, everyone woke up, except for Drew.
Meanwhile, with Drew…"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…" snored Drew. His face scrunched up as he muttered in his sleep, "Cheese… Black Death… May… Roses… See-Threepio… Artoo-Detoo… Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…"
Back to the main plot…"Well, I'll just take this white Leia-replica dress and remove all the pink," said the Roselia.
Muttered Max, "I like the way you think."
"Well, now my dress has the pink on," said May.
"That's easy!" answered Roselia. "I'll just wipe of the dress on these white-color shoes!"
"But those shoes are dad's!" protested Max. "They cost ten bucks."
"Aw, shucks!" said the rose. "Oh, well! I know! I've just wiped off the shoes on this carpet-y floor!"
May exclaimed, "Now the carpet's a mess, what horrible luck!"
"That's easy, we'll just slap it on…" started the Roselia, dragging the carpet to the master bedroom. "The bed printed with ducks!"
"Now what do we do?" asked Max.
"Because we were once in the hall, I'll just slap it on the wall!" exclaimed Roselia.
"This will never work out," said May. "What happens to the wall? Will it ever be clean?"
The Roselia thought long and hard then replied, "I have beings in my bat that will throw it outside. Here, in my bat, I have little Bud A, and inside her bat, there is little Bud B, and inside her bat is little Bud C!"
The three Budews mopped the junk off the wall, poured it intro a bucket, shipped some cheese form Nantucket, and dumped it into a fan which spewed it outside onto the snow.
"Great, now what do we do with the pink snow?" asked Max. "We can't leave it there or our parents might suspect something!"
The rose replied, "Inside little Bud C's bat is little Bud D. In her bat, there is little Bud E. Inside her bat are little Buds F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, and O. They will go outside and clean up the snow."
The Budews did nothing except make it worse; instead of one little spot, there were four large spots, then it grew to five even larger spots, and then one gigantic spot. Then Roselia decided it wasn't enough to just have 15 Budews working, so she summoned little Bud O to her.
Roselia declared, "Inside Bud O's hat is little Bud P, and inside his bat are Buds Q, R, S, T, U, and V. Inside Bud V's bat is Bud W. All will join to make twenty-three."
In about five minutes, the spot grew to cover the entire yard.
"Oh no!" exclaimed Max.
"What do we do?" May asked. The Roselia wordlessly called Bud W over to her.
"Inside little Bud W's bat is little Bud X. Inside his bat is little Bud Y. Inside Bud Y's bat is tiny Bud Z," said Roselia, gesturing to the space directly above Bud Y, who could easily fit on a nose hair. "Z is too small to see. He has a Voom, which can clean a messy room. It will make a big boom."
Bud Z activated his Voom, which sucked all the Buds into their respective bats, cleaned up the yard, and woke up a sweat-drenched Drew.
"What did I miss?" yawned Drew. "Roselia, return!"
The Roselia returned to her Pokéball, and Drew got up, put on his heavy winter clothes, walked to his car, and drove away.
"Huh?" asked May. She looked over to where Drew was previously sitting and found a rose. "Now, I wonder how that got here…"
Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away: Tatooine, Outer Rim…"All hail the mighty Squirtle," said several Tatooine residents in Huttese. "May the water-bringing god bring more water!"
"This is the life!" exclaimed Squirtle in Pokémon speech. It was on a high hill with a thick white umbrella. Squirtle had made a moat with its water gun around the hill. Suddenly, R2-D2 and C-3PO appeared on the hill.
"You are in the wrong time frame continuum and in the incorrect galaxy," said C-3PO. "We need to go back to your own time and place."
"Beep, beep," agreed R2-D2. They suddenly disappeared. All the Tatooine residents started fighting over the moat water. C-3PO and R2-D2 were wanted droids with a reward of 15,000 units for capture.
The End