A Dummy's Guide to Pissing off a Ninja: A Second Opinion.
Written by Sakura-chan, Translated by Moko-chan
Um... Fai-san asked me to write down what I thought annoyed Kurogane-san. I think that Kurogane-san hates this book, really. When Fai-san showed him this notebook that he's been keeping for the past couple of worlds, filled with a bunch of ideas that could easily make Kurogane-san mad, he got so angry that he tried to grab the book from Fai-san and rip it apart.
I think Kurogane-san also gets really mad whenever Moko-chan joins in to help Fai-san write this book, or to help annoy him. I kind of feel bad sometimes, but I don't know what I could do to help Kurogane-san out.
I still don't know why Fai-san gave it to me. Doesn't he know Kurogane-san more than I do? Even Moko-chan would be able to help more than I can…
How is Fai-san going to be able to read this, anyway? I can't write in his language, and I don't think that he can read Clow's language, so how will he add this on to his book? Maybe Moko-chan has a secret technique that will help?
Oh! I just thought of something that would annoy Kurogane-san! Those loud thumps that can be heard throughout the house at night! When I try to sleep, sometimes, I hear this weird thumping noise that sounds like its coming from one of the bedrooms. It almost sounds like someone's bed is hitting against the wall. I want to go see what it is, but whenever I try to, Syaoran-kun always tells me that I shouldn't worry about it, and that it's not that big of a problem. I wonder why he always blushes when he says that. Did I do something wrong or foolish?
Why do those noises happen to be in every world we go to, too? Maybe my luck changed for the worse? It usually sounds like it's coming from Kurogane-san's and Fai-san's bedroom, so maybe they're the ones with bad luck. Sometimes, I hear moaning too. Maybe it's a spirit trying to communicate with us or something. I'll have to go figure it out one day.
I would be surprised if Kurogane-san wasn't annoyed by that noise, or the moaning. He doesn't seem like the type that would really enjoy having a spirit haunt him, no matter who the spirit is, or what it wants.
Um… I think Kurogane-san hates monsters, but I don't know if that would help at all. I mean, I really hope Fai-san doesn't get a monster just to annoy Kurogane-san. It might hurt him, and I don't think I would be able to get any sleep if there were two banging, moaning spirits wandering around us all the time.
Oh! I think Kurogane-san would be annoyed if you insulted his home country or Tomoyo-hime. She seems really important to him, but I can't figure out why. Maybe one day he'll tell me.
Sorry I can't write more, but I have to go start dinner. Fai-san always makes us food, so I want to start repaying him back. I wonder what I can make for them. I'll go ask Moko-chan.
Bye!
Author's Notes: It's Aleesha! I'm really sorry we haven't updated in a while! Its just that when I did the other chapter that was SUPPOSED to go up, it ended up being a little M rated.. So, instead, I'm just going to use this as a "we know we're lazy, but at least we wrote something". Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna go.. re-write the M rated chapter so its T.
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