Lesson 4: Nothing, Your presence alone will annoy them
It's one of those rare quiet days in our small dwelling, brought about by a long tiring search for a feather, then failure of retrieving it. Only the combination of exhaustion and disappointment could ever bring about such peace…
And I hate it.
With Syaoran all but passed out on the couch and Sakura snoozing in an armchair with Mokona, it just leaves me and the object of my amusement (Kuro-puu) all alone, making it eerily quiet.
I walk over, towards my dearest ninja, and lean over his shoulder, pretending to be interested in the manga he's currently reading, though I'm really just giving myself a reason to hover over him in my annoying fashion.
He looks up, scowling "What the hell do you want?"
I just smile.
"Hmph." He returns to his manga and I hover closer, lightly breathing on him.
"Go away…" he says, without looking up from his manga this time.
"…" I inch closer, now actually breathing down his neck, still grinning.
The minutes pass. He tries to ignore me, not speaking at all, in obvious hopes that I'll grow bored and leave. He really isn't any fun sometimes.
Well, I am bored, but won't leave. In my opinion, this is like a test of skill for me; if I can make him snap without even doing anything, then I know that I'm the best in the world at pissing off ninjas. If I can't… then, I guess I'll have to put in extra hours of 'training'.
I lean in just slightly closer, coming as close as I can get without touching him.
3, 2, 1…
He spins around, glaring at me (if looks could kill, I'd have been dead in a second) "Fuck off!!"
Snap!
I still remain were I am, trying not to collapse, laughing at his outburst. He scowls at me one last time and storms off, each footstep vibrating the house.
Finally, with the ninja whom I love to piss off out of sight, I allow myself to move so that I may do my little happy dance in celebration of my victory.
After all, I've just awarded myself full points on this test.
A/N; Just another reminder, relationships may vary between chapters.