Lesson 5: Ninjas hate being interrupted.
"..are you sure we'll be able to cook that, Fai-san?" The innocent girl asked.
"Yes, Sakura-chan, I bet you two will be able to easily make that, and it'll give you guys some good bonding time." I smiled, and both teens in front of me blushed.
The brown haired boy was the next to speak. "He's right, Sakura-hime, we'll be able to do it. We should get started now if we want to finish by supper, though." He walked away, towards the kitchen. Sakura glanced at me, her face full of worry, before she turned around and scurried off after him.
I smiled, thinking about them being together, and how my whole plan is starting to work, before I remembered something. "Sakura-chan, Syaoran-kun, you forgot to take the recipe book from me!" I yelled, perhaps a little too loud.
I heard an 'eep!' before the princess ran back and grabbed the book. "Thank you, Fai-san!" She said, smiling before she ran back into the kitchen.
I walked into the bedroom, where my favorite ninja awaited. "Are they busy?"
I nodded. "They'll be trying to cook that for the whole day, if I know those two." Internally giggling, I walked over to Kurogane, straddling him in his lap.
He smirked, and quickly kissed me. I bet he could feel my grin growing.
Suddenly, in the midst of our couple-minute long kiss, we heard footsteps run down the hallway, and the opening of the door.
"Fai-san! How do I… I'm sorry, Fai-san, Kurogane-sensei! I'm sorry! Please do forgive me!" The boy shut his eyes and blushed.
If it was possible, I would have smiled even more, at the boy's reaction. "Its okay, Syaoran-kun. What did you need help with?"
"…the stove-thing. It's different from the other worlds. How do we turn this kind on?" he said, still madly blushing with his eyes closed.
I got off of Kurogane, who seemed a little mad about the whole interruption, as I assumed he would, and walked out the door to go help the teens.
"I'm sorry, Fai-san!" He said, almost too fast for me to understand.
"It's alright, Syaoran-kun." I said, and I patted him on the head, smiling so he'd believe me.
He nodded, and as we went into the kitchen, I reached over the stove. "Sakura-chan, Syaoran-kun, make sure you see this." I said, and pointed to one of the knobs on the stove. "Turn this to whatever degrees you want the oven to be at."
"O-okay." They both said, simultaneously.
"I'm going back in the bedroom. You can always ask for help if you need it, just make sure to knock, alright?" I said, trying to convince them with my facial features that I won't get mad if they need my help.
They both nodded quickly, still partially blushing.
I leisurely walked back into the bedroom, closing the door behind me.
"Lock it." Kurogane swiftly said as soon as the door completely closed with a 'click'.
"Kuro-tan, I can't lock it! I told them that if they needed help, they could just ask me, but they needed to knock instead of just coming in." I sighed. He's so impatient!
I walked back over to the ninja, and crawled back into his lap. "Kuro-chan, lets pick up where we left off."
He kissed me, a little bit stronger than earlier. Within moments he had me pinned down against the bed, with my shirt unbuttoned down the front, haphazardly across my shoulders and chest, and himself without a shirt completely. He kissed a little harder, and I couldn't help but moan into it, trying to give him a motive to keep going.
Tap tap tap tap tap. I could hear someone lighter than before running down the hall.
They swang the door open. "Eep!" The princess blushed furiously, the same as her savior had done earlier, and she turned around, talking to us over her shoulder instead of looking at us. "I'm really sorry I didn't knock Fai-san and Kurogane-san! But Syaoran-kun told me thatheneededtoknowwherethefireextinguisherthingis!" she gasped, still not facing us.
We were all quiet a minute as we tried to decipher what the poor girl was trying to say. "Can you please repeat that, Sakura-chan?" I asked, unable to figure out what she wanted.
More footsteps could be heard down the hall, and the princess turned toward it. "Sakura-hime, don't worry! I found the fire extinguisher! It was in the back of the closet!" Syaoran grabbed her arm and pulled her away, Sakura making another 'eep!'.
I squirmed my way out from under the swordsman's grip, and walked over to the door, before Syaoran reached his hand in, eyes shut, and closed the door. "I'm sorry again, Fai-san, Kurogane-sensei!" he said through the door.
I didn't bother to button up my shirt, but instead used my hands to hold it shut, and opened the door, afraid of what I'd find when I walked into the kitchen. "Be right back, Kuro-chu!"
He grunted, as I closed the door behind me, probably getting annoyed at being disturbed so much.
I entered the kitchen, glancing at the stove. Both teens were cleaning up the white foamy mess that currently covered the stove and counters. Sakura picked up a ton of the white foam, before falling forwards, knocking a bunch of the white cream onto the floor as her arms reached about for something to catch her balance with. She caught Syaoran, only succeeding in bringing him down as well, both falling into the white stuff, now covered in it from head to toe.
"My, my, what happened here?" I tried not to laugh, knowing that it might hurt the innocent teens' feelings if I had.
Sakura, being as innocent as she was, blushed at the contact between herself and Syaoran, before rolling away from him, getting into a sitting position, and looked at me. "I'm really sorry, Fai-san, but I started to preheat the stove like it said I should, but later I spilt some water on it, and I didn't want anything bad to happen, so I took a towel and started to clean it up, but the towel caught on fire, and I didn't know what to do, and –"
"Sakura-chan, you're starting to ramble again. Just take a deep breath. I'll help you two clean it up. Did you make sure to turn off the stove when the incident happened?"
A meek nod answered.
"Silly Sakura-chan, you were supposed to turn preheat the oven, not the stove." I eyed the boy, who was still lying face down in the mush, but my innuendo told me not to try to help him.
"I'm sorry, Fai-san! I thought I turned the right knob!" She bowed her head, really trying her hardest to make me forgive her for something I didn't hold against her in the first place.
"Can you clean up the mess with Syaoran-kun, or would you like me and Kuro-yum to help?"
She nodded again. "I think we can take care of it by ourselves." She said, still blushing at the mention of the boy's name, glancing away from him.
I hope Syaoran is okay…
"Alright, Sakura-chan." I waved bye at the princess and walked back into the bedroom, giggling as soon as I closed the door behind me.
"What's so freaking funny?" the black haired man that occupied the room asked.
I wiped a tear from my eye and shook my head. "Nothing, Kuro-don."
Tap tap tap tap tap. Here she comes again…
"FAI-SAN! SYAORAN-KUN'S NOT WAKING UP!" She cried from outside the door. "Really! I turned him over so he was facing upwards, shook him, cleanedhisfacewithcoldwater, shookhimagain, andnowIdon'tknowwhattodo!"
I giggled quietly, not loud enough for her to hear, and responded. "I'll be right out, Sakura-chan. Go make sure he's breathing." I waited until I heard her light footsteps running away from the door before turning to the ninja on the bed.
"I'm sorry, Kuro-kin, but I must go help Syaoran-kun." I opened the door again, walking out, and couldn't help but start giggling again when I heard another growl come from the other side of the door.
Entering the kitchen for about the third time since Sakura and Syaoran started cooking, I couldn't help but wonder how many more times I'd end up in this room today.
I glanced around the room, and found Sakura attempting to drag Syaoran by arms away from the white mess. She seemed to actually be moving him, if not very much.
But what could I expect from a Princess who sleeps more than she exercises?
She glanced up at me. "Ah! Fai-san!" She, surprised to see me, dropped Syaoran.
At the contact of his head and arms against the cold hard kitchen floor, Syaoran went into a coughing fit before he woke up.
"S-sakura-hime… w-why am I wet?" He glanced down, noticing he was covered in the white stuff still. "W-what happened?!"
I sighed. He must be having amnesia. "You and Sakura-chan were cooking, and things got…" I glanced at Sakura, and she looked away, slightly blushing from her mistake. "A little out of hand, so Sakura-chan splashed water on you to try and wake you up." I chose my words so he wouldn't think that it was Sakura's fault for causing the mess. It really wasn't.
It's not like she knew any better.
Realization splashed over Syaoran's face, and he suddenly remembered. "Oh! I'll clean this up, don't worry, Fai-san!"
Sakura's face brightened up. "Yea! Syaoran-kun and I will clean this up! You can return to…" Her words off, and she started to blush again.
"Alright, if you say so." I walked back into the bedroom, feeling accomplished for managing to not do anything that whole time in the kitchen.
"Fucking lock it." Kurogane crossed his arms as I walked in. I barely even noticed that he had put his shirt back on.
"I can't, Kuro-chan!"
"Then screw this." He stood up and walked out, just as a machine in the kitchen started to repetitively beep.
I walked into the kitchen, to see the teens staring scared at the machine making the noise.
"W-what's happening, Fai-san?" Sakura backed up, stumbled over the remains of the white stuff, and tripped.
"I think this machine is called a 'fire alarm' or something of the sort." I tapped my chin thoughtfully, while the ninja pulled out his sword.
"It's annoying." he said, bluntly, starting to aim for it.
I covered my ears "Yea, but I think you just wave air or something at it, and it shuts off. If we leave it running too long, or stab it, something bad might happen."
There was a loud noise outside, and then the sound of people yelling and our door busted open, revealing men in yellow outfits and helmets.
"Freeze! Where's the fire!?" the first man shouted.
We all just stared, until the dark haired ninja decided to say something.
"What the hell are you doing in our house?" he glared at the men.
"We got signal of a fire from the fire alarm, and so we're doing our JOB." Said the second man.
I pushed Kurogane out of the way for a moment. "Sorry for the inconvenience, sirs, but we have taken care of the fire."
They stared at me, in my unbuttoned shirt glory, then at the stove, which was still partially covered in the 'fire extinguisher's white stuff, then at the princess on the ground, who was now up to her waist in the white stuff as well as being still covered in it from earlier, at the kid who was covered in water from the shoulder up, and still had white stuff all in his hair and on his clothes, and then at the ninja, who was still holding a sword to the fire alarm. I'm not sure which part they were confused about, but they decided not to say anything.
"O-okay." they said, kind of scared. "We'll be on our way, then." They backed away slowly, before turning and breaking out into a full run away from the house.
I glanced at the room, noticing how everybody was still staring at the door.
"So!" I cheered, clapping my hands together. "Who wants to see what this fast food called 'pizza' is?"