Part 3!!!!! Yahoo!!!! I made it to three chappies!
Okay, now for some seriousness before I lose all my sanity! For some reason, it took 7 days to get 3 reviews for my serious fan fic, and only 5 hours for my funny one (this one)! That is way wrong considering my last chappie! Oh well, let's get it over with so I can do Kagome's. It will be so funny!
Disclaimer: Yippee! The lawyers are gone! I own inuyasha (looks around for evil lawyers and nothing bad happens until the doorbell rings) shoot!
Inuyasha kept his word and killed the Inu-pup. You are all invited to the funeral if they can catch me and make my spirit stop typing! On with the story!
Sango was a little nervous falling asleep because the monk had to be right beside her. There was no other way, the room was too small, but she took some comfort in the fact kagome was beside him too, and I he did anything too perverted, Inuyasha would be right there to beat the crap out of him. sigh if only they knew how much they loved each other. She knew the only thing stopping Inuyasha was the doubt of Kagome loving him back, and Kagome was worried he still loved Kikyou. My question is, "Can you love someone who only wanted you human and then to bring you to hell with them?" I don't think so!
With all this thinking going on, Sango got tired and eventually fell asleep plotting on how to get the hanyou and the re-incarnated miko together.
Sango had the feeling she was floating through the forest until she got to a small clearing. In the clearing, there was inuyasha and kagome fighting over 22 actually did equal 4. Inuyasha had the entire Shikon jewel and was about to use it to make him right about it equaling 5, when a familiar hand groped Sango's rear. She turned around to whack the poor misguided monk, when she discovered the forest was really miroku's hand. She looked up to see a giant miroku face that then turned into Kohaku and she felt his weapon in her back once again.
She woke up to a loud sneeze from Shippou who had chosen to sleep between her and Miroku. Feeling a little bit better, she let sleep engulf her again.
She woke up to the sound of chanting and beating drums. She looked to her side and inuyasha was to her right cowering in fear at the crowd that surrounded them.
'Inuyasha? Scared? This has to be a dream!'
The chanting grew louder and inuyasha turned to her, suddenly angry.
"You have no idea what is going on under this wooden platform we're sitting on, do you?"
She looked over the edge and there was a huge bonfire. The flames were creeping up the posts holding up the plat form, and would soon engulf the entire thing.
"Then jump off you numbskull!" she screeched at him.
"Try it!" he screeched back.
And she did. She struggled and squirmed, but some kind of spell held her there. She also cowered in fear. She then closed her eyes as the fire reached their platform and reached deep inside herself to scream, when a bright light flashed across her vision and she thought, "How can this happen when my eyes are closed?" and a deep booming voice replied inside her head, "Because I'm writing the fan fic! Not you!" and she felt herself being thrown to the ground in a blaze of glorious light.
"Are you okay?" Inuyasha asked peering down at her.
"How did we get off the platform? Where is the chanting crowd? Why aren't you burned to a crisp?" she screamed louder and louder with every sentence.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" he asked a bit shaken that she had had the same dream he had, even though he would never tell.
"Yeah, what is wrong sango?" Kilala meowed.
"I guess no- WHAT THE HELL! A TALKING FIRE-CAT DEMON!" She cried when she sat straight up in her bed having finally woken up.
"What is wrong with you?" Miroku asked as he gently rubbed his temples from Sango's scream.
"I'll kill the Inu-pup for putting me through all that!" she vowed.
"Too bad. I already killed her. Her spirit possessed Rumiko Takahashi's laptop and is rewriting some of the episodes." Inuyasha explained.
"How do you know about the outside?" Kagome asked.
"I said she was rewriting things didn't I? I know cause she rewrote it so I would know!" he explained a little annoyed.
"Cool! She can make you guys as OOC as she wants Naraku said from his place around the fire.
"HOLY CRAP!" Inuyasha said as he got out his sword and killed Naraku, ending that problem once and for all.