Part 4!!!! Yippee!
To my reviewers:
Soul-Stealer45- yes, I know sugar looks like some people's crack, but not mine! (Crude, I know, but right now I'm rolling on the ground from the humor of my………… self!)
Cute Miko- I can't lie down, I'm a spirit controlling Rumiko Takahashi's laptop.
Dragonfaeriex- Everyone has sanity! Even crazy people, it's just that some people's sanity isn't quite working, but even a stopped clock is right twice in 24 hours.
On with the story:
Inuyasha had just killed Naraku for the last time and some how had gotten a hold of the whole jewel of four souls. He was about to wish to be pure demon, when a giant tennis ball crashed into the lovely little scene. The trees turned into giant blades of grass and a giant hand grabbed the tennis ball and their group in one sweep.
"Wow! Lawn fairies!" a little girl/awesomely huge giant exclaimed in delight.
"What the hell? We're not fairies!" Inuyasha sputtered.
A loud booming voice replied, "I'm writing this, not you! I can turn you into something worse!"
"Okay." The group replied meekly.
"Now my plan is falling together. Sister! Bring the Polly pockets of terror!" the voice boomed.
"Yes your holiness!" their captor replied as she went skipping into the house of horrors! (Am I a freak? LAST TIME I CHECKED! :-D )
And the inuyasha gang decided to scream bloody murder until she came back with little people the same size as them.
"No! Have mercy!" the gang screamed in unison except for Miroku. He was having too much fun with the new ladies. (Hentai!)
"Fine, but you must do what ever I say and become my slaves!" the booming voice commanded.
"I vote for slavery, how about you guys?" Kagome said. They all agreed except for miroku who had to be dragged from the beautiful plastic women.
Wow. I can't believe such a pile of drivel could be so popular. I guess I'm better at being silly than serious. Man, I wish someone would read and review "time for trouble". It is my fav fanfic I've ever made! And no one is reviewing! This sucks!