Part 6
Okay, I know I said it was over, but I made Miroku want to grope a Polly Pocket, I can lie too!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Inu-related except a hand covering exactly like Miroku's that I made, a black permanent marker that I use to make wind tunnels in my hand, and the ps2 Inuyasha game (which sucks!).
"I am so glad that is over!" Inuyasha breathed a sigh of relief.
"Yeah, I was starting to get freaked out!" Kagome chuckled.
"Eep!" Sango yelped as she pointed at the ground.
"What's wrong lady- YIKES!" Miroku yelled as he too pointed at the ground in fear.
"What's with you two?" Inuyasha asked.
"Th-th-th-th-th-th- th-th-th-th-th-th"
"Oh snap out of it and spit it out already!" Inuyasha yelled at them both.
"LOOK!" Kagome screamed.
And look he did. And with that look, Inuyasha had a heart attack but it was Miroku who died. He died so he could never plan a revolution and foil the Inu-pup's plans again!
"How are you still alive?" Inuyasha screamed at the heavens.
"The dancing bananas are down there, not in the sky!" a passing bird said, shaking her head in disgust.
"What?" Inuyasha asked as he looked down again.
And look he did. And with that look, Inuyasha had a heart attack but it was Miroku who died. He died so he could never plan a revolution and foil the Inu-pup's plans again!
"How are you still alive?" Inuyasha screamed at the heavens.
"The dancing bananas are down there, not in the sky!" a passing bird said, shaking her head in disgust.
"How did you do that? Everything repeated!" he asked the sky again.
"The dancing bananas are down there, not in the sky!" a passing bird said, shaking her head in disgust.
"This is getting old very fast." Inuyasha threatened.
"LOOK!" Kagome screamed.
And look he did. And with that look, Inuyasha had a heart attack but it was Miroku who died. He died so he could never plan a revolution and foil the Inu-pup's plans again!
"Fine! I'll look at the damn bananas!" Inuyasha screamed at the heavens.
"The dancing bananas are down there, not in the sky!" a passing bird said, shaking her head in disgust.
"I'll kill you all!" Inuyasha said, looking down at the bananas for real this time and killing them all with the Tetsaiga (sp?)
"I thought we destroyed that computer!" Miroku said.
"And I thought you were dead!" Sango said as she crouched to tend to her precious monk.
"I promised Kami that I would never grope another woman if I could come back once the banana's were gone."
"I love you Miroku!"
"I love you too Sango!" and with that said, the two started kissing passionately.
"I-I-I had no idea!" Kagome said as she started to blush.
"…" Inuyasha stayed silent.
"Inuyasha?" Kagome said as she turned to see what was the matter with Inuyasha.
He was staring at his feet, red from head to toe. Even his ears were pink with the ferocity of his blush. His hair was also a light shade of pink while the rest of him, except his eyes and teeth, were as red as his outfit.
"Are you alright?" Kagome asked him, laughing her head off.
"…………" Was the reply.
"Hahahahahahahaha! The wittle puppy-wuppy is embarwassed!" Kagome baby-talked.
Then Inuyasha started blushing even more till he was as red as a fiery ember. Everything was red now. Then he popped like a balloon while Kagome continued to laugh her head off.
Shippou walked in on this strange sight. Miroku and Sango suffocating from kissing and Kagome laughing hysterically over what looked like a popped Inuyasha balloon.
"I'm surrounded by morons!" Shippou said as he smacked his forehead and slowly shook his head in disgust.
I said I would write more, but don't expect updates too often. Only when I have writers block I'll write a short chapter or two, k? Now I'm juggling 2 real stories and 2 stories to work on when I have writer's block. That's a lot for me!