Part 9

I made it like a diary for a reason! You will find out why in this chappie! Yeesh, I can't try something new and original for once with out creating a panic!

Wednesday, the fourth week of April

Dear diary, we made it to Rumiko's house today. It was the smallest, most thread bare lean to in the history of the world. We entered the sha-

"Hey, Shippou. You can stop talking like this is a diary!" Rumiko Takahashi said, typing furiously on her computer.

"What? Huh?" Shippou asked, dazed.

"You've been talking like your writing in a diary for the past month." Hojo explained.

"I guess I went crazy too." Shippou thought.

"No, I wanted to try something new." Rumiko said.

"You're the person doing all this?" Shippou asked horrified.

"No! I'm just saying that cause the Inu-pup is writing it." She explained with a sigh.

"You mean you're trapped in a fanfic?" Shippou asked.

"Yes. But I know how to get out. I just needed to get you here first." She continued.

"What can we do?" Hojo asked.

"First, we need: a knife, a match, and a comb." Rumiko said, still typing away.

"That's all?" Shippou asked yet again.

"I can't get it! I'm the only one keeping us all sane here." Rumiko replied, typing even faster.

"Oh, okay." Shippou said as he hopped off in search of the utensils.

"Now what?" he said when he got back.

"We cut this infernal laptop in half, then burn it till its just ashes, then we comb through it and find the Inu-pup." Rumiko explained. They did just that, and found a tiny stone statue in the shape of a dog.

"Is this her?" Hojo asked.

"NO! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE OLD WOMAN! SHE IS LYING! I'M JUST A STATUE!" the statue cried out.

"It's her alright. Statues can't talk!" Shippou said.

"Now what?" Hojo asked.

"You go home while I try to fix this!" rumiko said, pulling out an old-fashioned typewriter.

"What about your laptop?" Shippou asked.

"I'm done with those. There are too many viruses going around these days." Rumiko replied.

"Well, good bye!" Shippou said, running back to where the ladder was and climbed up. He then pulled it back after him and hid it in some bushes, so he could always come back when he wanted. He realized he still had the Inu-pup in his pocket, so he had Totosai make a little sword just his size for him to run around with. The best part about it was that it would talk and insult people whenever they were around. Shippou could leave it buried underground, and it would insult the closest person to it.

And he lived happily ever after, till he died in the real final battle with Naraku. (kidding)