"We have a student teacher from now on," announced Ms. Tara. "His name is, Omega."
Omega blasted through the door. "Greetings, children, I shall assist you in noodle portraits and other inane tasks."
"Children?" said Ms. Tara. "You've gotten mixed up. You're the student teacher for a public high-school class."
"I banged a chick last night," said a generic high-school jock named Brady.
The class laughed. Omega proceeded to burn Brady's hair off.
"You have not been instructed to speak," said Omega.
Brady ran screaming around the room with flaming hair, while the rest of the class wondered how high they could get off the smoke he was emitting.
"Initiating class rules.
1. Any insolence toward me will be dealt with severe punishment.
2. Failure to answer a question correctly will result in death. Meaning 100 percent on all tests will be expected from those who want to keep surviving.
3. Don't bother trying to call the authorities, as they already know of me and know they don't stand a chance.
Class rules complete."
"My baby came out," said Tawnya.
Omega shot her and her baby out of the building.
("If I didn't hate these kids and hate teaching, then I'd probably do something about what's happening,") thought Ms. Tara.
A girl raised her hand.
"Permission to speak granted," declared Omega.
The girl spoke, "Who you think you is?! YOU AIN'T MY DADDY. You can't talk to me that way!"
The girl's dad came into the classroom. "Sweetie, you forgot your lunch."
"Who you think you is?! T6alkin' to me that way? You old man. YOU AIN'T MY DADDY."
"A DNA scan shows that that lifeform is, indeed, your father," stated Omega.
"-swear word- all yow!"
"Your disrespect will cost you one arm."
Omega violently tore off the girl's arm.
("Finally,") thought Ms. Tara. ("That'll make it less painful when she gives me my daily beating.")
"Anymore disruptions?" asked Omega as it pulled out its laser arsenal.
In the Principal's office.
"I think you'll make an excellent addition to our faculty, Mr. Omega," said the Principal. "Starting today, you will be a full-time teacher."
"Mission Complete."
And so Omega finally found a permanent job, and the public school system was never the same again.
The End.