Hi!! Well, we're back! And I'm sorry about the REALLY late update! Hehe… But I won't say anymore 'cause… well, I bet none of you would want to hear me go on any longer… so unless the others want to say something… I guess I'll continue… Oh yeah! I almost forgot… you know the "passionate hazel eyes" part… well… ahem… it was… insightful (?) and brought more depth and… um… passion (?) into the descriptions of the oh-so-sexy guys? Well, continuing… there is nothing more to say… I think… oh wait! There is more to say!!! (See next line)-
Note: IW insanity-ward (me!)
ToC TouchOfChaos (formerly known as Walking DeathWish)
GC GenuinelyClueless (formerly known as TheShadowsOfDarkness)
Disclaimer: Don't own anything that's already copyrighted… (eg. iPod, songs, CCS characters, etc.) Anything else you may recognize is purely coincidental.
Recap: The Guys and Gals
Introduced the gals of the story and the guys of the story… the gals cross paths with a random girly man, who peed in his pants, on the way to the mall and the guys started an argument over the wrestling game…
Both the guys and the girls attended the Tomoedo High Academy for Boys and Girls. They lived in dorms in the school and had the option to visit their families from time to time. One section of the campus was for the dorm rooms, the boys' dorm was on one side while the girls' dorm was on the other. There were 6 rooms in each dorm thingy. Sakura, Tomoyo, Rika, Chiharu, and Naoko were dorm mates, while Syaoron, Eriol, Eric, Zachary, Skyler, and Rei were dorm mates. And trust me when I say, the the guys and the gals hated each other's guts.
Chapter 2
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"Scratch that thought, I don't think it's time we get a car, I know it's time we get a car,"
"But we do have a car Sakura… It's just that it's at the mechanics," reasoned Tomoyo.
"What use it that! It's not here is it?" cried Sakura exasperated, hauling the heavy shopping bags over her shoulder.
"Why did we need to buy so much?"
"To lessen the pain of tomorrow being the first day of school!"
"Oh, right, I forgot about that… well thanks a lot Rika! Now I remember the dreaded date at which all shall parish-"
"-And boredom shall resurface?" finished Rika for Chiharu.
"Exactly!" And with that, the girls continued their way back to the campus occasionally taking breaks and resting their aching hands whilst the guys had calmed down a little after their 4-hour-ago argument… yes it is 5:45pm (GC: do we really need to know that?! IW: yes… for what happens later in the chapter… idiot… remember, everything has a purpose!!)… Unless the math has been done wrong, for which nothing can possibly be done…
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"Nobody wanna see us together, but it don't matter no… Cause I got you babe" sang Eriol as he listened to his iPod (IW: trust me when I say there will be A LOT of iPods in this story 'cause they're too cool, oh and you are going to hear EVEN MORE songs, so brace yourselves). He sang in a very unmanly voice that even Akon could not compare to (IW: don't get me wrong, Akon is too cool) as he lay on a couch with his eyes closed.
"Eriol man stop singing for Akon's sake dude!" yelled Syaoran. The guys had quit trying to play video games and had settled for watching a video about wrestling legends.
"Yeah man! You're totally ruining the song" said Sky with his eyes still glued to the TV screen that was now talking about Bret "The Hitman" Hart.
But apparently Eriol took no notice because he continued to sing, but he didn't sing the Akon song, oh nooo, instead he changed the song to:
"If I could be sweet… I know I've been a real bad girl…I didn't mean for you to get hurt …We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn't that be sweet? (Sweet escape) wuuuu huu-yeeeee huu, wuuuu huuu- yeeee huuuI wanna get away… to our sweet escape… I wanna get away… yeah!" Eriol sang his little heart out and was even doing the hand gestures Akon does in the video, so basically he was dancing as well as singing while lying on the couch, with his eyes closed… This caused the guys to finally tear their eyes from the TV screen, which was showing the highlights of the career of Andre the Giant.
"Oh. My. Fucking. Mother. Of. Fucker." whispered Rei, flabbergasted at his friend's behaviour. (IW: I've always wanted to say what Rei just said) The others, too shocked to speck, just stared at Eriol with wide eyes. Then the song changed…
"Well I'll try to do it right this time around… let's start over, try to do it right this time around, it's not over…but a part of me dead and in the ground! This love is killing me but you're the only one! It's not ooovvverrrrr!"
"Isn't that Chris Daughtry?" Eric asked in a very quiet voice, still staring at Eriol, who was still moving on the couch with his eyes closed.
"Yeah…" replied Zachary in a whisper, "And the worst part is I actually like this song!" At this, he started to sob slightly; of course this was a fake sob portraying the sadness felt when you see your friend singing a song you like in a totally unworthy way. Zach could not risk crying for real in front of the guys… they would never leave him alone, like that time in 5th Grade… wait, no going off topic…
"I like it too" said Rei, in a horse way as if unable to speak but forcing himself to.
The guys turned their heads from staring at Eriol to staring at Rei. Rei wasn't the type of guy to listen to a song like It's Not Over (IW: which is like a cross between Nickelback and Hinder) I mean after all, he was a player and a major flirt. A song like that just didn't suit his personality.
"What!? It's a good song!" defended Rei. The guys turned their heads back to stare at Eriol.
"What should we do with him?" asked Syaoran as Eriol had moved on from It's Not Over to 'What goes around/ comes back around'. They exchanged looks as a smirk played on each of their faces.
"Flipper?" suggested Sky recalling the memories of 8th grade when Eriol… wait, restraints must be held for going of topic!
"Flipper," answered Eric nodding his head, the smirk still visible and strong. At once, they walked up to Eriol and the couch and looked down at his face, which was kind of constipated looking due to the fact that he was doing weird gestures with his body. The smirks had vanished and in their place took looks that crossed what-the-fuck-is-he-thinking with holy-crap-he-really-is-creepy.
They reached down and held the bottom of the couch and then brought their hands up to flip the couch over, causing Eriol to flip with it.
"AHH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!" he screamed as he roughly pulled the earphones out of his ears and glared at his friends (IW: ah… there's that italic 'friends' again… so troublesome it is… how you ask… we may never know…).
"What's wrong with us? HAH! What's wrong with us he asks. What's wrong with YOU!" Sky yelled flailing his hands to the heavens then at Eriol.
"Why!? What did I do?!" yelled Eriol as if oblivious to the atrocity he had just committed, and he probably was. What a short attention span the little fellow had, poor lad.
"You were singing Eriol! And doing that thing you do with your hands and body," explained Syaoran.
"And you weren't just singing songs of anyone, nooooo. You sing Akon and Chris Daughtry that's fine! Sing their songs all you want cause they're guys and you're a guy! But you sang Gwen Stefani! Who is a girl, and man let me tell you that was just wrong!" said Rei slightly loudly and now looked as though he had been slapped, not because of the yelling no, but because Eriol sang a Gwen Stefani song in a girly fashion, naturally seeing as Stefani is a girl… (IW: man… all this yelling is making my head hurt! GC: How?! You can't hear them! IW: dude, I'm writing the damn thing! I can hear it in my head! Idiocy…)
The guys now just stared at Rei for a second time, and it was Eric who was first to talk.
"Man, Rei. I never knew you were a homophobe,"
"What!" snapped Rei slightly offended, "Why the hell would I be a homophobe!? I have a homosexual pal in Antarctica!"
"A pal in Antarctica…" Zach said to Sky unconvinced.
"He doesn't even know anyone in Antarctica… what a liar."
"Then why did you just say it was wrong for me to sing a Gwen Stefani song?" asked a slightly confused Eriol.
'So he finally admits it! What a loser…' thought Sky to himself as he shook his head disapprovingly at Eriol.
"Well duh it's wrong! I mean, Gwen Stefani is seriously hot and sexy! So obviously her voice would be very hot and sexy… and to sing the song of such a person in the way you were singing it is seriously degrading it, which is not respectful in the slightest way. And you should always be respectful to the female species, cause they're evil man… pure evil… and plus, we gotta spend the rest of our manly lives with them." (ToC: She is NOT hot and sexy… idiot guys.)
The guys continued to stare at Rei as if he had grown two heads or something.
"Rei… Since when have you cared about being respectful to women?" asked Syaoran astounded, boy his friends sure were weird, he'd known them for at least 12 years yet they still amazed him… and the fact that he's remained friends with them for so long was even more amazing.
"You're a player, man, a womanizer. You've had sex with almost every girl our age you've ever seen!" said Eric also amazed.
"Well yeah. Women LOVE sex. I'm respecting them by giving them something they love! Pleasure! And let me tell you, women love me too…"
"Yeaahhh…. sure," said Syaoran, now uncertain of Rei's sanity.
"He's right you know… girls do love sex." said Zachary.
"And here I was thinking I was the only non-virgin around here" stated Rei.
"What do you mean! I'm not a virgin either." said Syaoran offended.
"Yeah! And what makes you think I'm a virgin, maybe Sky, but not me!" Eric said.
Then: "Hey! I'm not a virgin either! Don't degrade me! Men need respect as well!" cried Sky. (WDW: Hey man, how can we respect you? Your name is Sky and you're a dude, dude. IW: Sky is only what they call him, his name is Skyler! Which is for a dude… I think… )
And then there was one…
"What are you guys staring at me for!" said Eriol looking at their faces.
"Well, are you a virgin?" asked Eric.
"What! Of course not! I can't believe you guys! My own friends thinking I'm a virgin!"
After that, all the guys laughed. Well, there you have it, five guys standing on one side of a flipped couch, and Eriol on the other (side) laughing their sexy heads off, for what? Who knows! Man, I tell you… like the girl from How to Eat Fried Worms said oh-so-wonderfully, "boys are so weird"… and they truly are.
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That whole saga took about 12 minutes, so now it's 5:57… and we shall go back to the stupid girls of the story… (notice how it's 3 minutes till 6pm…)
"Look! I see the godforsaken school of hell!!!" Sakura exclaimed as she pointed toward the campus now clear in view.
"Finally!!!"
The whole campus was spread horizontally with dorms on each end. The Academy was HUGE to say the least and also remarkably beautiful with its French and Scottish castle like features. The girls stood before the gates that faced the front of the academy; the side that the boys' dorms faced. The girls' dorms faced the courtyard that lay beyond the magnificent walls.
The girls still had a way to go before reaching the school doors. They walked on happily, towards peace and relaxation; little did they know what awaited them…
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Zachary had just gone to the bathroom to relieve some intense pressure after the whole flipped couch thing. Syaoran, Eric, Skyler, (IW: there, it's not Sky anymore…) and Rei had continued their wrestling legends video, which was now showing Hulk Hogan, and Eriol had continued to listen to his iPod after promising the guys that he would not sing…
'Out loud at least' he thought. Then a pillow smashed against his face.
"Hey! What the hell was that for!? I wasn't even singing!"
"You were lip syncing, which is the same as singing," said Eric with his eyes still intensely watching the screen.
"Is not, no sound comes out, idiot" muttered Eriol quietly to himself.
'Talking to himself…he really is insane' thought Skyler as he, again, shook his head at Eriol.
A great noise was heard from the bathroom, and not just any noise, a great big glass shattering fart noise, but of course them being the kind of guys they are, they didn't mind that sort of thing. That is until the smell reached their nostrils…
"AWWW MAN ZACH! What the hell!!!!!????" yelled Syaoran as he swished his nose with his fingers.
"CRAP!" screeched Eric and Skyler as they both tried desperately to make the smell go away by waving around pillows like the idiots they truly were, while a faint 'thud' could be heard as Rei fell, unconscious, onto the floor.
"Man Zach! What the hell did you eat?" said Eriol moving towards the window to open up, as Zachary came out of the washroom.
"Sorry guys, that beef chili really got to me…" he explained hold his stomach and had a look of pain upon his hawt face. He obviously had a stomachache…
'Idiot! Who the hell eats beef chili, or anything for that matter, that's been lying around in our fridge...?' thought Skyler.
Eriol took deep breaths once the window was open, and saw five familiar figures not too far way. His head moved to the clock on the wall and saw that it was 5:59:30 (5:59pm 30sec.). A smirk played its way onto his delectable lips (GC: What? Are his lips edible or something? IW: You could say that…) as he looked back at the five figures. (IW:everything that happens now is happening at the same time)
"Tsk, tsk…Hey guys, look whose gonna be late…"
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"OH HELL NOOOO!!!! SHIT FUCKIN HELL SHITNESS!!!" yelled Rika as she started to jump up and down while staring unbelievingly at her watch.
"What!" squealed Tomoyo, totally caught off guard by the normally not loud and potty mouth Rika.
"It's 5:59" whispered Rika as she now stopped jumping and stared at the school in fright.
"Shit… we'll never make it in time…" murmured Chiharu as she looked ready to cry. Sakura stepped in looking weirdly determined:
"Oh we'll make it alright! I am not going to spend another detention with the-"
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"White bitch?" stated Eric as the guys crowed around the window, each with a devious smirk on their lip smacking lips… (GC: Again, are they edible? IW: Lip smacking lips is like saying their lips are totally make out worthy you dumb butt)
"This is gonna be sweet," sniggered Syaoran in a very evil manner as the guys turned and ran for the door jumping over the couches, chairs, papers, banana peels, and even a pair of pink bunny boxers… hmmm…. Wonder who they belong to…
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The girls started to run for their lives towards the school doors, they had now passed the gates, with their arms and shopping bags thrashing in every direction, but of course nothing fell out… just imagine them running like crazy people and you're pretty much there.
You readers are probably wondering what the big deal is about this White Bitch as they call her.
Well, it shall be shared with you… She is the Head of the Department of Discipline for Juvenile Children who have a Knack for Immaturity, Irresponsibility, Stupidity, Idiocy, Rudeness, Retardedness, Sluttyness, Arroganceness, Ignoranceness, Potty-mouthness, Sarcasticness (or Sarcasm), Bitchiness, Blabbermouthness, and Much Much More-ness at the academy. She was old, had white hair that was always in a tight bun, grey eyes, always wore straight black robes, seriously old, had a huge aura of authority around her that even Syaoran's mother could not compare to, had a British accent, and ass seriously SERIOUSLEY scary. No matter whom she was dealing with, everyone was scared of her, from the teachers (though they might not show it) to even the baddest bad boys of the school.
And one could not help but point out her title, of which spelling and grammar mistakes are so evidently displayed, not to mention the need for this title to have a novel published for one to present it freely. Of course, her official title was just Head of Discipline, but the students knew better.
Now you may be wondering why Sakura of all people is scared of detentions. A girl who's always getting detentions for being late to class. Well… the author of this story shall tell you unworthy souls… because she is a very generous person, one who shares and gives more than she receives, or is she such a person? She could be a robot, or better yet an alien. Anyways, regardless of how this amazing, stunning and oh-so-knowledgeable author is, the type of detentions this lady gave were unbelievable.
A typical scenario of a detention would be as follows:
She makes you sit in her office, which is located in the basement (cough dungeons cough) of the school, on a desk right in front of her evil and torturous desk, while you miss your Keeper tryouts for your house Quidditch team in which you play the Seeker, and you can't even watch because you're in the basement (cough dungeons cough). She also makes you write the line I must not be bad over and over again on a piece of paper, but that's not just it.
The black quill that has been given to you by the White Bitch extracts the blood from your hand as ink to use, and carves the words onto the back of your hand, until the words eventually 'sink in'. By which time the scar on your forehead starts to hurt madly and you have visions about the dark corridor that leads to the Department of Mysteries, in which you shall find the truth about why a certain Dark wizard tried to kill you when you were one year old!
Oh… wait a second… oopsy daisy… hehe…. umm… would you look at that… Harry Potter's sure in the air, eh? Heh… what with a movie and the last book out and all… This was an … example of what happens when the amazing, stunning, and oh-so-knowledgeable author gets off topic… yeah! Hehe… well anyways, back to the story that umm… paused for a brief moment to, umm… further explain what detentions are like with Umbr- I mean, the White Bitch. Now back to CCS! Well, as you read, detentions are horrible to say the least, not quite as horrible as Harry's in Order of the Phoenix, but horrible none the less.
Yes, well… with 22 seconds to go on the clock before the White Bitch appeared at the main school doos to shut those who are late out. School rule number 87 section c part 7 stated that the curfew for students on Sunday was 18:00; students who return later than the given curfew will most definitely be put in detention. The only doors that would be open 30 minutes before this given time would be the main doors; all other door entrances in or out the school would be locked and sealed at 17:30.This rule was enforced by the White Bitch herself, and how, you ask, does the White Bitch know if students sneak in through windows or what not, she knows, she always knows. Well, back to 22 seconds…
With 22 seconds left until the White Bitch would personally come to lock the main doors, the guys ran like mad through the campus, taking shortcuts when they appeared, to prevent the five figures viewed earlier from entering the school on time, and maybe even witness sweetness as it has never been witnessed before by the hands of the White Bitch. Actually, sweetness has been witnessed before at the hands of the White Bitch, but for the purpose of this passage… it hasn't.
The girls were getting closer to their destination by the second. 22 became 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5-they were almost there, just a few more feet-4, 3, 2- just one more step- there!
Sakura pushed on the door. It didn't open. The doomed women heard snickering from the inside.
"ARG! LET US IN YOU FUCKTARDS!" yelled Sakura. Of course. Who else could it be but those idiotic asshole guys.
"Good evening ladies," came the drawl of the White Bitch from behind them. Their hearts skipped a beat.
"Oh holy Jesus please save me!" Sakura whispered. They all turned around. Yup. It was her.
"Late again I see, and Miss Kinomoto, what was that I heard you say?"
"Umm. Nothing, Miss White" said Sakura in an extremely tiny and horrified voice.
"Tsk Tsk Miss Kinomoto, caught lying again. Hmm. What shall your punishment be this time ladies?" asked the White Bitch to no one in particular.
"Umm… You could give us a warning and expect us to do better next time maam?" suggested a petrified Chiharu.
"No, no, no. I don't think that will give a good message to the other students. They might start thinking that it's alright to return after curfew." She laughed. "That wouldn't be good at all, now would it? Hmm. I have a wonderful idea. Follow me." They could hear the guys laughing hysterically from the other side of the door.
'Oh what I wouldn't give to be on the other side beating them up.' Sakura thought wistfully. Everyone gave each other nervous looks and followed. She took them to a tiny shack on the grounds of the school, hidden behind massive and highly weird trees that no one would dare go to. In fact, none of the students knew of this place and probably would never unless escorted personnaly by the White Bitch, or Miss White. It was infested with worms, insects and other oddities and had no windows.
"You will be sleeping here for the night. I will lock the door and come back at 4:00 so you can have time to prepare for the school day. Sleep well. Especially you Miss Kinimoto." She gave Sakura a dangerous smile and left.
Silence…
"So," said Tomoyo, picking up an oddity from the floor, which happened to be a fake rifle, "Who's in the mood for murder?"
Done! Finally! Holy shit that took forever! Well I hope you readers enjoyed this chapter! Oh and to all you Canadian and American readers and maybe to others, I am sorry for the out dated songs, but I wrote that part in the beginning of the year when those songs were on the radio non-stop.
To all American readers and others if you celebrate it in your country, Happy belated Thanksgiving!
And to all you Harry Potter fans out there… Potter-mania forever!!!
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