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(A/N: Sorry about the length of the last chapter. This one is much longer. And if I offended anyone with my Dumbledore comment, I apologize. No harm was intended. It's just... it's DUMBLEDORE. Oh ya, I still don't own them. Thanks for reminding me. Le sigh.)

Sirius stared at him, dumbstruck.

James giggled. "What?"

"What in the name of Merlin is wrong with you?"

"Nothing, dear."

"DEAR?"

James giggled for the second time.

Sirius was about to knock some sense into James, painfully, when he felt something grab his rear.

He smirked.

"Look, I know I'm irresistible but – PETER?!?!?!?!"

Sirius had turned around expecting to see some hot girl, but what does he get instead? Peter. Ugh.

He was about to yell at Peter, but Remus beat him to it.

"What do you think you're doing? Keep. Your. Hands Off.", Remus said slowly and dangerously.

"Thanks Moony. That was-"

It appeared Remus wasn't done talking. "The only person allowed to do that is ME. Got it?"

"You? I've been his best friend for years now! If anyone gets to do that, it's going to be me. Right Siri?"

Sirius stared at them. What had gotten into them? It was probably a prank. It had to be, right?

"Wow, you guys almost had me. That was a good one.", Sirius said, laughing.

This time it was Remus, James, and Peter doing the staring.

"You were kidding right?", Sirius asked nervously, praying that they would break into laughter and tell him that the whole thing had been a joke.

No such luck

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Lily looked at Danielle like she had announced that she would be asking the Giant Squid to the dance. Actually, that would make more sense than THIS.

"Lily? Hellooooooooo? You look like someone who just had their Timmies taken away, early in the morning."

That snapped Lily out of her dazed state. "What?"

"Canadian thing."

"Right. Did you really just say that you like Sirius? Sirius Black? Your supposed mortal enemy?"

Danielle laughed.

"Yes, the same. I don't know what happened. He's started acted weird lately. In a good way."

Lily had a look of relief on her face as she said: "So are you going to ask him out then?"

"I don't know. And why do you look so relieved? I haven't been THAT- well, maybe. Anyways, wanna help me get him to go out with me?"

Lily rolled her eyes.

"Ok. We both know that THAT will be a difficult task."

Both of them started giggling.

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Sirius broke into a run. What the hell was up with his friends?

They were flirting with guys. Gay much? And not just any guys. HIM.

Well, that wasn't so surprising. He WAS Sirius Black after all. All the girls in school loved him. With is great looks, charming nature, amazing-

"Hey, watch where you're going!"

Sirius' reverie had been stopped short by running into Snivellus.

Who was now ogling him. Gross.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my."

Snivellus giggled.

What the hell was up with the SCHOOL?

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Danielle nervously fiddled with one of her braids.

"What should I say? What if he turns me down? What if he laughs? What if-"

Lily rolled her eyes and threw a pillow at Danielle.

"He's been obsessed with you ever since you came here. What makes you think anything will have changed?"

Danielle bit her lip.

"I guess you're right Lils. Thanks."

Lily smiled and said: "No problem."

"Ok. I'm going to go ask him. Bye!"

Danielle pulled the door shut behind her.

Lily smiled to herself. Finally she would get some peace and quiet.

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Sirius looked as though he might be sick.

"Um, I have to go. That way."

"But Sirius-"

Sirius had already started running as fast as possible in the other direction.

As he ran, he desperately tried to think of somewhere to hide.

All the guys in school were after him, it appeared.

Where to go? Somewhere where no boy was allowed to go... the girls' bathroom.

But how would he get in? It was nearly impossible.

His problem was solved when he saw a girl walking into the girls' bathroom.

He dashed in before the door shut.

"You – have – to – hide – me." He panted.

Without turning around, the girl said: "I will, for a price."

Sirius looked confused. Then the girl turned around.

Oh no. It was Claudia.

She had been STALKING him since the first day of school, when he crossed the lake in the same boat as her.

This was NOT going to be good.

"What price?", Sirius asked nervously.

"A kiss.", Claudia replied simply.

Crap.

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Danielle groaned. Where WAS he?

She had been looking for Sirius for an HOUR.

He wasn't in his dorm, the common room, the great hall, outside, or in the bathroom (she had asked James. Who looked as though he had just gotten his eyebrows waxed...).

Merlin, she had even looked in the LIBRARY.

He was nowhere to be found.

Danielle sighed. Her hair was coming out. She ducked into the bathroom to fix it.

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Sirius shook his head. "No way."

Claudia pouted. "But Siri, I thought you wanted me to hide you."

"So what? I don't care. I'd rather be chased by every guy in the school than kiss YOU."

Claudia's lower lip quivered dangerously.

"Please?"

Sirius shook his head again, quite violently, like a dog with water in their ears.

"Nope."

Claudia smirked.

"Well, if YOU won't kiss me, then I guess I'll just have to kiss you."

"What?"

Claudia grinned. "You heard me."

And with that, she grabbed him.

Sirius struggled to get out, but there was no use.

She must have magically enhanced her strength.

Claudia leaned in for the kill- I mean kiss.

Just as their lips met, the door opened.

Claudia's grip on Sirius loosened.

"Thank Merlin. You just saved-"

Sirius had broken off when he turned to see who it was at the door.

Danielle.

Her eyes clouded over. Whether with tears or anger he could not tell. Uh oh.

"Dani, wait! It's not what it looks like."

But it was too late. Danielle had already stormed out of the room.

Claudia was laughing.

Sirius hit her with a bat bogey hex, then ran after Danielle.

He tried to find Danielle, but as soon as he got out of the door he was swarmed.

Not by his usual group of fangirls though. By a group of guys.

Great.

Now what was he going to do?

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"Prat. Twit. Ignorant little toerag. Don't know why I even liked him. He's such an idiot."

Danielle was mumbling to herself as she walked in the room.

The first years took one look at her and ran.

"Danielle? What happened?", Lily asked nervously.

"SIRIUS happened! He's an idiotic bullying ignorant prat. Worse than that. He-"

Danielle's rant was cut short as Sirius staggered into the room.

His clothes were torn, his hair was messed up, and there was what appeared to be mustard on his shirt. Wow.

"Sirius, boy, you are looking FINE!"

"What happened to you, poor baby?"

"Here. Let ME clean you up."

Sirius paled and ran to his dorm.

Lily cocked her head to one side. "I wonder why all those guys were saying that."

Danielle laughed.

"I don't know but it was upsetting him. I think I'm going to go laugh at him in his misery. And then yell at him."

"Danielle, wait! Think about what you're doing."

It was too late. Danielle was already walking up the stairs.

She decided to just barge in when she reached his room. He was such an idiot, he deserved it.

But her hand hesitated. What if... She shook her head. What ifs were annoying.

She opened the door to find...

(A/N: What did she find? I'm not telling till I get at least one review. Any ideas or criticism would be much welcomed.)