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RON AND DRACO WHILE CAMPING!
"Oh come on! Please! For me?" Ron pleaded with Draco
"Ugh! No way! And get sweaty and dirty?"
"But I like when you get sweaty and dirty. It turns me on." Ron came closer to Draco and traced his finger down Draco's chest.
"That's a different kind of sweaty and dirty."
"Well I'm sure its secluded so we can get dirty and sweaty there too."
"You really want to go don't you?"
"Oh please!!!" Draco rolled his eyes at Ron's pleas.
"Fine! But I just want to let you know that it was also your idea to go camping in the first place. I would really rather not go hiking too!"
"Too late! You already agreed! We will go tomorrow, at the butt crack of dawn."
"Oh Joy." Ron looked back at Draco.
"Now!" said Ron slowly undressing. "how about getting sweaty and dirty?"
THE NEXT MORNING
"Morning!!!!!!!!" Ron was above Draco, already dressed and ready to go.
"Mhm! I changed my mind!" Draco rolled over
"Oh no you don't!" Ron grabbed Draco's sides
"Don't! that tickles!!!...HAHAHHA STOP IT!" Draco was now rolling out of his sleeping bag. "Fine fine! I'm up!"
"Okay! Here is your pack lets go!" Draco groaned as the two boys set off into the woods for a hike.
TWO HOURS LATER
"I'm bored. Is this almost over?"
"No, almost there."
"Fine. And so far I haven't seen anywhere to get sweaty and I have to pee."
"Go on a tree, there are plenty here!"
"How disgusting."
"Fine hold it in. I'm going pee myself."
"Oh! Fine!"
TWO MORE HOURS LATER
"Remind me to kill you when we get back to the tent."
"Okay."
ONE MORE HOUR LATER
"JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SMIT HIS NAME WAS MY NAME TOO!!!!"
THIRTY MINUTES LATER
"I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing apples, bananas, carrots, dung bombs, elves, ferrets..."
THIRTY MORE MINUTES LATER
"OH! Finally! Were done! I thought we were going to die!"
"You're a wimp."
"Oh believe me...even the animals couldn't stand your singing."
"Shut up!"
"love you."
"love you too." There was a long pause between the two. "Does my singing really suck?" Draco kissed Ron.
"Of course not." Ron smiled. Draco had crossed his fingers behind his back but Ron to this very day never knew.
"So? Wanna get sweaty?"
"Is that all you ever think of?"
"When I have a boyfriend as hot as you. DUH!"
FIN
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