-1"What do you both think you're doing?" John asked in an amused tone, looking down as both his sons scampered off each other.

"Nothing" Dean answered brushing dirt off his shirt. John raised an eyebrow, though said nothing he didn't mind his children having a bit of fun now and then.

"HE LOCKED ME IN THE BATHROOM, WITH HIS 'EXTRA' ONIONS. IT WAS HORRIBLE!!" Sam yelled, hugging his father. John looked over to Dean, who shrugged.

"He deserved it. He did it to me first"

"You locked yourself in the bathroom!!" Sam cried in his defence, which was only partly true.

"You could've helped me out" Hissed Dean, Sam shrugged and hid behind John as Dean went to lunge at him.

"Both of you, inside now" John said, stopping Dean from pouncing on Sam. Sam poked his tongue out at Dean and walked back inside with John. Dean stood there for a moment only before following.

"You will pay Dean Winchester"Sam thought, glancing back at his brother, who was smirking. Scaring Sam rather easily.

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"Dad, I'm bored!" Dean complained, lying upside down on the couch, tossing the occasional glare at Sam.

"Yes Dean I know, just please…shut up. I have a headache and I'm not in the mood" John had noted mentally to himself that nether of his sons had gone into the bathroom since the early afternoon before he arrived back.

John looked up from the bunch of old papers in front of him only to see Sam dozing off and Dean staring at him.

"Humph, I'll be back" John said quickly standing.

"Where are you going?" Dean asked suddenly.

"None of your business" John answered dryly walking off, making his way down the hall. Dean waited for John to come back.

10 minutes, 15, 20...

"Dad?" Dean called out, standing upright.

"Dean, can you help me?" came John's reply in a small voice.

"Dad?" Dean called out again making his way down the hall where he last saw John.

"I'm stuck…in the bathroom. The doors jammed" Before John even finished those words Dean began laughing so hard his stomach hurt once he calmed down.

Dean noted the door was indeed stuck.

"Sorry Dad, it's stuck real good"

"You're not trying are you?" came the question. Dean smirked.

"You know me oh so well"

Dean walked out and Sam looked up at him.

"Where's dad?" Sam asked in a sleepy voice.

"In the bathroom"

"Still but-" Suddenly Sam figured it out and began laughing. "When are we going to let him out?" Dean shrugged.

"Dunno, wait a while I guess"

4 Hours Later!

"Yo Dad, I finally got the door opened" Dean said opening the bathroom door.

John silently walked out, went straight to his bedroom and collecting his stuff and stuffing them in his rather large duffle bag. Once he finished packing all there stuff -including Sam and Dean's- he carried them out to the car.

"Uh, Dad….What's going on?" Sam asked, curious about his father's sudden course of action.

"We're leaving" John answered, without so much as looking at his kids.

"Why?" Dean's interest suddenly pipped up. John looked at Dean in the eyes, before hopping in the diver seat of the car and turning on the engine. Sam and Dean hopped in the car also before John said.

"We shall never talk about this, ever, ever again" John answered simply driving away from the hotel, forgetting to give back the keys.

Dean just simply nodded and patted his father on the back, as he was sitting in the passenger seat.

"It's alright Dad"

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Note: Thus the end of the evil bathroom. Haha…no, I'm not insane. Hope you enjoyed the three chapters.