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IDIOT
by Masked Lover
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, not ever, never ever never.
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Chapter 1
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Obito could have kicked his own ass, the medicine! He must have left it behind, he checked his old waiting area to see that it was still there! He swooped in and grabbed the bundle off the red seat doing a dance. Anko who had been keeping an eye of the package just chuckled and continued walking.
Now Rin wouldn't kill him and he wouldn't have to try and figure out the prescription and life was happy again.
"What are you doing, dunce?" Obito felt his stomach clench, he didn't want to see that boy's half-covered face. Somehow he felt that his life rival wasn't as ugly as he wished he was.
Kakashi.
Hatake Kakashi.
He shot an evil look at the boy, who was so taken back by the sudden hatred directed at him. Kakashi recovered his composure, matching the hated look until he overtook the weaker boy with trained hate rays. Obito felt the shiver run through his body and pointed at the boy, but was cut off before he could talk.
"Are you injured?" Suddenly Kakashi was not as angry. But he seemed more--- Obito frowned, he didn't know! Definitely not sympathetic, if being a member of Kakashi's team had taught him.
Obito folded his arms, and huffed. "What? Hoping I die and you guys get a replacement, Mr. to be Jounin."
Kakashi felt his heart clench, he looked to the side.
"If you die, that's your fault so don't make it mine!" He spat angrily, looking to his side.
Orochimaru had been walking in the hall with the finished sake set, when he noticed the news occurring before his eyes. Kakashi and Obito were locked in a secret battle, he passed by with a knowing smile.
They would make a good couple.
Obito bowed, "sorry."
Kakashi's eyes widened, he looked at his oblivious husband to be. Obito wasn't a good ninja, he wasn't good at anything. A late bloomer and most of the girls had expressed extreme dislike, even unethical hatred towards the late bloomer.
Kakashi himself didn't like him, but being a member of Uchiha would erase the horrible Hatake attachment of his name and he would be cleansed of all past sins. Obito was useful for something, and the young white haired boy had long given up ideas of love and friendship. "You're forgiven," he proceeded past the young boy, purposely hitting the boy in the shoulder, "for now."
"Ah ha ha ha," Orochimaru couldn't stop laughing.
Kakashi turned to see the Sennin, his face red. "Orochimaru-sensei! How long have you been there?"
This would be bad, he had requested the details of their marriage to be kept from Obito and Obito being as daft he was, would catch up easily if he were to be outright told.
Orochimaru clutched his middle, he was laughing so hard.
Obito walked over to the black haired man and placed his hand on the man's back, "are you okay? What's so funny?"
Obito was such an honest boy.
Orochimaru stood up and coughed, "oh, I er," he caught the insistent glare of Sakumo's son and waved the laugh off, "I had a bit to drink. Kakashi, Jiraya has given birth to a beautiful boy. And thank you for your gift, it was quite out of the way for a boy like you."
Kakashi looked at the charismatic man before him, it was good that he was able to be so happy. Kabuto was an adoring child and he hoped that he and Obito would have a good child as well. "It's no problem, what is the child's name?"
Orochimaru beamed, making the man look more friendly. "Sai."
"Sai," Kakashi thought of the name, "I thought that Jiraya-sensei would choose something-"
"Associated to alcohol?" Orochimaru couldn't stop laughing, "something like Brandy or Bunny for a girl."
Kakashi looked horrified, "I didn't mean to insinuate that, Orochimaru-sensei."
Orochimaru rustled the boy's hair, "oh lighten up boy." He looked at Anko who was running his direction. Obito was caught up in the bounce of her step, with a slight blush.
"Emergency," Anko rushed, leading the way back.
Orochimaru looked over the bloodied sheet, "I'll be on it."
He looked at the two boys.
Kakashi was the type of man that Obito needed in his life, someone who would make his rigid and tall.
Obito would need to strive to be taller than Kakashi, especially now. Or at least fatter.
That lonely boy needed someone soft to lean on.
"You two... Good luck."
Obito waved back, "congrats on the baby and good luck."
Kakashi was glad that he was in the presence of Obito at times, he wouldn't have had the strength to say such easy words with someone so great as Orochimaru. He couldn't see someone so... Idiotic getting cosy with an intelligent, enterprising man like Orochimaru.
But the Jiraya was a travelling drunkard, that wrote racy romance novels for men none the less and stayed home only to raise his son Kabuto or because he was pregnant at the time. It was more than surprizing that Jiraya would end up with someone who was so grounded in Konoha and medicine. Orochimaru-sensei was not a man to be taken lightly, along side Tsunade, he was a great man when it came to progress. Tsunade didn't even hold a candle to the man, which was a shame because women rarely held themselves in high esteem. If she wasn't so goosey-loosey for her husband Dan she would have made an excellent Hokage.
But Yotsubato would do fine.
"Shall we go?" Kakashi walked to the entrance of the building.
"What?" Obito didn't follow, "why?"
"You're going to see Rin right?" Obito felt the pain welling up in his stomach, it would be a good idea to tell both Rin and Kakashi together and run away. "I'm walking in that direction-"
"You better not laying the sweet on Rin! She's a real lady-"
Kakashi sighed, going back and picking up the medicine off the ground, Obito didn't even realise he set it down. "Without my escorting you, you might never make it there."
"WHAT!" Kakashi pushed the door and walked out, letting the door close on a squawking Obito. "Come back here!"
Kakashi didn't slow down his pace, "I'm not even walking fast, if you're a ninja you should be catching up easily. You're hopeless."
He looked Obito up and down over his shoulder.
"A real idiot, you know that."
The tone of Kakashi's voice was warm.
Obito felt that much more odd when he reached Kakashi's side.
He felt their relationship tilt to the side and slowly he slid towards the boy, relaxed.
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TBC
Author's Note:
This story will be over a lot of chapters... But the chapters will be real short so I can keep the spelling somewhat correct.
Anywhoooooo! That you my two alerts, I notice you were alerted. I don't care if anyone reads this! It's a hella fun and I have a lot plans, because this is going to lead into another fanfic after.
I've taken a lot of risks and liberties with characters, and enjoying it all.
Thanks for reading' kids!
Goodnight!