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IDIOT

by Masked Lover

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, not ever, never ever never.

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Chapter 3

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Kakashi worked on stabilising the plant, it was doing quite well for something that had been thrown out the window by a hyperactive, violent girl.

It was a good life being a Chuunin, not only did that mean better missions with REAL Jounin, but is meant less menial missions with weak gennin. And more money, which made Kakashi happy, as he loved being a breadwinner.

But that would soon be thrown out the window too, maybe Obito would be a pathetic husband, earn them no money and Kakashi would be allowed to work. That sounded like something that needed to be plotted, and he would enjoy it much while he was getting fitted for his dress.

"You're really too kind as to give Kakashi that plant-ITAAA!!!!" The foot twisted over Oibito's, under the table. Obito cringed and pulled the foot free when the loaded lightened, Kakashi's eyes meeting Rin's flustered gaze. She had followed the boys after the medicine had been delivered, without much as a thank you and ended up joining the pair for dinner, which Kakashi insisted they enjoy a team.

Rin shot Obito a dirty look, and went back to gazing at Kakashi who was desperately trying to act asexual much like the green plant in his hands.

In reality, Kakashi wished he hadn't said anything as Rin was grating on his nerves.

Kakashi sighed and focused on the plant in his hands.

Obito moved his hands, worriedly. "Hey..."

Rin continued to remain silent, staring forward even though there was someone who was completely ready to give all his attention and maybe even love right beside her.

Sometimes, well--especially lately he didn't know what he saw in the girl. Before he was really crushing on her, now he was kind of glad he was getting some arranged ass even though he had never seen the boy in question and didn't even like boys. He wanted to squash his feelings and just shut his mouth, but the news were spreading and many already was looking at him with odd eyes.

Kakashi probably already knew, but the one he cared about was Rin. Obito genuinely liked her, but the feelings were no mutual, and that was all right and okay and he could deal with that. But it was weird enough, the fact that he would be married off to someone he probably never met before but he still wanted Rin to be there and really wanted Kakashi to be jealous.

"Kakashi--" He turned the girl to his right, Rin didn't care that he had spoke, but that the Uchiha called Kakashi. Her eyes met with Obito's and she blushed slightly, "Rin...

"I have an important announcement," Kakashi knew what the boy was going to say, but he looked up, pretending there was some surprise.

"Have your balls have dropped yet?"

Rin burst into laughter, but tried to kill her laughter before Obito killed himself out of embarrassment.

Obito couldn't find the words to fight back, but tried to continue on with Kakashi revealing in Obito's discomfort. "Sh-sh-shut up! It's really important!" He slammed his hand down on the table and was met with a resounding, ssssshhh. Obito rolled his eyes, seeing it was from the same pair he was trying to gain his attention from.

He slunk back to his seating beside Rin, taking deep breaths in and trying to find his centre and finish his announcement.

He took in a deep breath and spoke with a firm voice and confidence.

"I'm getting married!"

There was a pause.

Kakashi had no reaction and Obito held the fact he was to be married, high and pride fully to Kakashi's face to stun him more and smiled wider when Kakashi was even more surprised. A surprise that Obito was even pleased by his marriage.

"I already know," Kakashi's fingers twitched. Rin nodded twice, almost not caring, but her eyes were slipping looks at Kakashi again.

"Somebody told me," Rin spoke in a hushed tone, leaning towards Obito. She felt a bit giddy, a happy tone to her voice. "I heard it was a guy. Is it true?" She dropped the words, because that would be totally hot. Followed by the thought, even if it's the other guy and you.

Obito looked at Rin, he had a crush on her. He knew she liked yaoi manga, and liked to speculate on gay couples in the village. It was more than awkward to talk about, especially to a girl he once and still sorta had a crush on.

Obito nodded hesitantly, really afraid of her reaction. "It's true."

Rin looked at the boy who had a crush on her for such a long time, up and down for the first time ever. "Does that mean you're gay?"

"No, it's completely arranged!" Obito responded, offended. Rin sighed, now bored again, but still listening it very loosely. Obito was a great guy, she mused, but he was too nice and not stimulating at all. "Why else would I marry a guy? I'm completely straight."

Rin looked back to the menu, "well you're going to be gay. That's what happens when you marry a guy. Do you know when the wedding is?"

Obito was tapped his foot, wishing he wasn't having this conversation. "That's not necessarily true..." He met with Kakashi's sympathetic eyes, "In a week."

Rin squealed! She really wanted to go to a wedding, and everyone was going and was growing into a big deal. A lot of girls were getting dresses made just for the event, even though Obito wasn't that much of a Uchiha, he was connecting bloodlines with someone famous and all of who was who in Konoha were attending. It was a bit of a send off before everyone starting getting married themselves, as their lives were short and the generation in question were mere Gennin's and Chuunin's.

"When were you going to tell us? Kakashi, say something!" She was really getting into this, with Obito out of the way she would have Kakashi all to herself, and then she and Kakashi could get married and maybe buy a house and continue his clan. The whole affair was very romantic, and she let Obito take some credit for it too.

Kakashi raised his hand in a snide look. "Congratulations."

His smile was intimidating and infectious. It made Rin swoon with delight.

There was very little keeping the Uchiha back, mostly the table. Obito wanted to throttle Kakashi for stealing his thunder, especially for downplaying something like his wedding.

"I'll have a sundae," he grumbled, slamming the menu onto the table, hating the fact that his anger was probably going to be ignored. Obito's life was not going the way he planned.

"On me," Kakashi added.

"Hey!" He tried to rise too quickly and hurt his knee, shivering back to his seat. Rin rolled her eyes and he waitress tried to delay serving the table, even though Kakashi was kind of cute and gentlemanly.

"Let me do this for you," he lay his menu over the menu that Obito once held.

It would do no good for Obito to hold a grudge, especially well onto his way to their wedding night and later when they would have to fall in love. A rare feat that Kakashi couldn't even fathom at all.

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TBC

Author's Note:

Sorry for being so late, I need to update this first, then move through my fan fiction ending with my overly large chapter of "Mahou no Kotoba." WHY! Why do you have to be so long. weeps