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Question of the year: Who slept with the most women, Caption Jack Sparrow or James Bond?

One Hell of a Bad Day 21

Then another shadow appeared behind the small family. The two shadows smiled to their self's. Nova screamed which made Akita scream.

Poor Decha was stuck in the middle of the screaming.

Sparx stopped dead in his tracks. The screams made Sparx jump. The screams ran up and down his body. Making him feel itchy and dirty. He snapped back to life and shook it off. He ran down stairs. "No!" He cried out loud. Sparx ran down and hugged his small family. The power came on. Sparx was now looking at his laughing family.

"You should have seen your face!" Decha mimicked.

"What's going on?!" Sparx demanding angrily. Otto and a strange other looking monkey appeared out behind the couch. This monkey had brown fur, his helmet was a green, and his eyes were red. Sparx didn't like his smirk.

"Uncle Otto!" The two preteens cried for joy. Otto hugged the twins. "Ahhh, I missed you guys! Look how tall you are!"

Sparx walked over to Nova who was still on the couch with Zira. Sparx sat by Nova. Nova glared at him. Sparx just gave her his pervert smirk.

"Sparx, Nova! This is my brother Taco!" Otto said pulling the monkey behind.

"Umm...Hi." Sparx said.

"Hi, I'm Nova." Nova said holding out her hand. Taco grabbed it and kissed it. Nova blushed. Sparx glared daggers at the monkey. Taco moved his eyebrows up and down with a smile.

"Ok. I think that's..." Sparx was cut off by Taco.

"Do I sleep near the pretty ladies room?" Taco asked.

"No, you don't." Sparx mumbled under his breath angrily. Taco sat between Nova and Sparx on the couch. Sparx was about to punch this lowlife into next week. And that's Nova's job! If he thinks he is getting his hands on Nova! Then he's dead! Sparx thought to his self. Taco soon got a little to close for comfort. "Well...you know, you can come to me tonight and I'll give you a back rub." Taco flirted. Right there, Sparx snapped. "Ok! That's it!"

"Sparx, you ok?" Nova asked. "Yeah...just peachy." Sparx mumbled. Sparx grabbed Nova's arm and pulled her off the couch. "Sparx! What are you doing!?" Nova yelped. "Hey! Put her back down!" Taco challenged. "She's my girl friend!" Sparx put Nova behind him. "Sparx...don't do it." Nova said as she pulled him away. "Now, now Taco." Otto said trying to comfort his brother. "C'mon doll face." Sparx said in a low growl. When Sparx and Nova walked away Taco did a wolf whistle at Nova. Once again Sparx glared at him. "Hey, pink boy! Where do we sleep!?" Taco mimicked. Sparx marched up the stairs with Nova behind him. "Ya sleep on the couch! Happy!?"

"No!" Taco shot back. Otto and the twins looked humiliated. "So...What you two want to do?" Otto asked to try to change the subject. "Twister!" They both cheered on. Otto had a worried look on his face. The twins smiled evilly at him. "Bad idea..." Otto mumbled.

Up stairs Sparx was restless. He moved around the room thinking. "Sparx...listen in the morning don't try to get into a fight with Otto's brother."

"He was the one pushing me!" Sparx yelled at his golden lover. Nova stepped back. Sparx sighed and sat down on the bed. He put his hands on his head and sighed again. "Sorry babe. Dint mean it that way." Sparx apologized. "Sparx," Nova sat next to him. "It's not your fault. We dint expect this. And you're just probably stressed out." Sparx smiled at her.

"Your right. I'm just stressed out, from this morning, that's all. Tomorrow I'll feel great!" Sparx grabbed baby Zira from Nova's hands and started to tickle her. The baby laughed as tears cascaded down her cheeks. "See, you all ready feel better." Nova joked. "Now all we have to do is get Decha a muzzle." Sparx smiled his pervert smile. Nova rolled her eyes and play smacked him on his head. Sparx sat Zira on the bed and kissed her forehead. Zira laughed at this. "Nova?"

"Hmm."

"Ya tiered?" Sparx played.

"Sparx...I thought you were stressed?"

"I am."

"Then stay here and I'll go make lunch." Nova kissed his lips gently. Sparx groaned. He wrapped his arms around her waist pulling her closer to him. Nova gently collapsed on him. With a soft grunt Sparx wrapped his tail around hers. They slowly parted and panted. "Don't do this Sparx." Sparx whinnied. "C'mon Nov's. A minuet or two...please?" Nova looked at the pitiful face he was making. She sighed. "Well..."

"Yes, yes!" Sparx smiled.

"Maybe some other time." Nova walked out of the room.

"No, no!" Sparx laid back on the bed. Zira giggled at him. "What's so funny? Seeing your dad get rejected again?" She grabbed his tail and bite it. "OW!" Sparx took his tail back from the young monkey. Sparx picked her up to see that she had her first tooth coming in. "C'mon Zira, lets tell mommy." Sparx picked up the baby and made his way into the kitchen. Nova was talking to Otto. Decha sat next to Otto and Akita was eating eggs. "Mmmm. I smell eggs." Sparx said as he pulled up a chair next to Akita. Akita shoved her food down.

"Dane, hungry?"

"Yeah..." Akita was done in a flash. Sparx sat Zira on his lap. "Nova, Zira just got her first tooth." Sparx announced.

"Awww, she gets to eat hard food now!" Otto said.

"Wipe de feign do!" Said Taco as he entered the kitchen. "Do ya have any beer in this dump!?"

"No, there are kids around." Nova said.

"My apologies." He mimicked. He pulled out a sugar and a lighter. "You smoke!?" Otto yelped. "So?"

"Outside now!" Sparx yelled.

"Why?"

"NOW!!" Sparx was yelling so loud that the twins thought he would foam from the mouth! "De, Kit, take Zira up stairs and go to bed." The twins did not hesitate.

Once they were alone Otto pushed his brother outside. Nova was trying to relax Sparx. Sparx was in the living room with Nova rubbing his shoulders. "I want him gone! I don't mine Otto, but not that drinking, smoking,"

"Noob" Nova finished his sentence.

"Thanks"

"That's one reason I'm here."

"Really?" Sparx said in a flirty tone.

"Yeah"

"What are some other ones?" Sparx smirked. Nova didn't answer that question. A long silence came over the room.

Decha knocked on Akita's door. Akita pulled it open with anger. Decha stepped back a little. "What you want?" Akita demanded angrily. "It's about Taco." Akita looked at him then let him in. Decha played with his fingers as Akita made her bed. "What do you want to talk about Taco for?" Akita asked. Decha hesitated for a moment. "I think we should leave tomorrow." Decha blurted out. Akita just stared at him. "I agree with ya." She said as she packed her things up. Decha sighed in relief. Some one finely got him. "C'mon lets put are things in the rocket." Akita said angrily. "What's your problem? Still thinking about your boy friend?" Decha made a kiss sound behind her. "NO! Stop doing that!"

"Doing what?" Decha acted stupid.

"Stop. Now."

"Still don't know."

"MOM!"

"Ok, ok, I'm sorry. Cant have any fun anymore." Decha left before his mom came up.

Decha walked past his mom and ran before she called out to him. He flopped down on a couch. He laid there for awhile thinking about his friends back at home. He soon was spooked from his dreams when his dad chuckled a little. Decha looked up at his father. "Let me guess. Bothering your sister?" Sparx chuckled again. "What's so funny about it?" Sparx stopped laughing and smirked at his son. "Well...I use to bother your mother. I would always flirt to her." Decha sat up and listened. "It feels like just yesterday. Flirting to her then a slap or punch in the face." Decha looked at his father. "Ow...Dint that hurt?" Sparx jumped from his day dreaming to reality. "Yeah! Duh! What you think?! A pillow in the face!?" Sparx joked. Decha laughed at his dad's joke. "It was like more a brick in the face!" Decha was laughing so hard he was crying. "Ok, you can stop laughing now; I don't want to take you to the hospital." Decha stopped and sighed. "Can we leave tomorrow?"

"What? Why?"

"I want to go back to Uncle Chiro and Jinmay."

"I'll talk to your mother about it."

"And correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't we be leaving because of the monster in the woods?" Sparx looked at his son. "Ok kid you win. We'll leave tomorrow. Ok?" Sparx smiled at his son. Decha smiled at his dad. "Thanks D." Decha was about to run up stairs to tell the good news. "De! Don't tell your mother!"

"K!"

Sparx sighed. He soon joined Otto and Taco out side on the deck. Taco was smoking and Otto was looking at the mountains off in the distance. "Hey, Taco." Sparx came up behind him. "What you want pink boy?" Taco mimicked. "I want a smoke." Taco smiled. "Welcome to a life of smoking." Sparx lit the cigar and started smoking. "I'm not going to stay to it." Taco smiled. "That's what I said too. And now look at me." Sparx puffed out some smoke. "Don't worry, I won't." Otto walked by to see Sparx smoking with his psycho brother. "Sparx! Why you smoking? Smoking is for losers!"

"Hey!" Taco yelped. Sparx coughed. "See it's all ready taking over your lungs!" Otto said. "Hey, want some beer?" Sparx looked at Taco then the beer. "Don't do it Sparx!" Otto said. "K" Taco smiled. The two were soon drinking and smoking. Otto ran inside.

Decha and Akita was looking at a magazine. "Look a transformer potato head." Akita said. "Oh god." Decha said. (I'm listening to my brothers! LOL! XD) "There's your baby doll, Decha."

"Oh god it pees!" Akita laughed at that. "There's a pony you can ride on." Decha shot back. "Yeah as soon as I get on it it collapses."

"My name is Bob."

"Oh yeah, well my name is Steve!" Decha said. (X-Play!) "This magazine sucks."

"You suck, Akita." They made their way into the living room and started to play Halo 3. "Akita you can be Yo Mama101."

"No way! I'm going to be SPANKr." (Yes my brothers are playing it, now.) "Then I'll be The Big L."

"Good it fits you."

"Ok if I lose I get to turn into a pink Spartan."

"If you lose again you get to be an Elite." Akita said.

"A pink Elite. How fun..."

"I be laughing." Akita said.

"K I'm done." Akita said.

"But we just played one mach." Decha whined. "I'm going to go see dad." Decha said. "I...got to...hum...do some thing...bye!" Akita ran off. "Weirdo." Decha said under his breath. Decha walked out on the deck. He came up behind his father and Taco. The two of them were joking and drinking. "Hey dad." Sparx coughed again. "Hey kid!" Sparx chocked out. Sparx put the cigar behind his back to hide it from his son. "You drink?"

"Well yeah." Sparx throe the cigar off in the woods. The cigar landed on a pile of dry leaves and tall grass. "C'mon kid, it's all most past your bed time." Sparx pushed. "But..." Decha started. "No buts." Sparx pushed the young one inside. "What dose mom got for dinner?" Sparx and Decha entered the kitchen where Nova was. Sloppy Joes were on the table. "Sweet!" Decha said as he sat down and ate. Sparx came up behind Nova and grabbed her around the waist. He rested his head on Nova's shoulder with a sigh. "Hey baby. I like the Sloppy Joes."

"You haven't even eaten one yet!" Sparx smiled at her. "Well how about I go try one?"

"Knock your self out." Nova said as she wrapped her tail around his. "Get a room you two!" Decha yelled. Sparx smiled. Nova snickered to her self. Nova and Sparx sat down at the table to eat. Then out of the blue, Akita screamed. "Akita!" Nova yelped.

Nova opened Akita's door. "Akita!?" Nova called out. "Bathroom..." She said. Nova walked in to see the monkey over the toilet barfing. "You ok sweetie?" Nova rubbed her back. "I feel ill. A-and...look..." Akita pointed at a small device. Nova hesitated to pick it up. At once she knew what it was. It was her pregnancy test thing. And the color made her gasp. The color made Nova's stomach turn. Akita started to cry. "OMG." Nova whispered. Sparx, Decha, Otto, and Taco all stopped at the bathroom door. Waiting. No one moved. Or said anything. Nova rested her head on Akita's. The only thing heard was Akita's crying. "Decha, go get some 7UP." Sparx said. "K" Sparx came up behind Nova and Akita. Sparx hugged them close. Nova placed the device into his hand. Sparx's eyes went big. Otto grabbed Taco and ran. Sparx's grip on Nova hardens. Nova gasped for air. "Hey I'm back." Decha said as he sat down the glass. "Decha, go." Sparx said in a vary pissed off tone. Nova slowly got up and took Akita with her. Nova laid her down on her bed. "I'm so sorry. I dint mean to." Akita cried. Nova rubbed Akita's head. Sparx closed the door and sat by Nova on the bed. Akita prepared for the worst. Nova pleated for a gentle talk. But with the face on Sparx, it looked as if he just seen a ghost. Akita snuggled up next to her mother. Sparx looked at Akita. Akita buried her face into Nova's fur. Sparx was still quit. Nova looked at Sparx. Sparx sat the device on the bed. Nova prepared for what was about to happen next. Sparx pulled Akita off the bed and onto her feet. Akita's legs were wobbly. Sparx sighed. "Why?" Sparx asked. "I don't know." Akita cried. "Was it Vitani?" Sparx asked. "Yes." Sparx sighed again. "I tolled you to never do that kind of thing! And now look! Here you are pregnant with your ex-boy friend's baby!" Akita cried harder. Nova was ticked too, but she could never yell at her children. She wanted to take Akita in her arms and say everything's alright even if it isn't. But it was wrong. She had to learn. And Sparx had to do this for her own good. Nova knew that he was not enjoying yelling at his own daughter. "Never, I mean never do this again!" Sparx yelled. Akita was crying her poor little hart. Nova stepped in between them. As soon as she did Sparx stopped yelling. Akita hugged her mother.

"Akita, I hate to say this, but you're grounded for a year." Nova said. "What!? A year!" Akita cried even harder. "I'm sorry, but you have to learn." Akita ran into her bathroom and locked it. Nova was about to knock when Sparx stopped her. Sparx left and Nova stayed for an hour. "I know your there! Go away!" Akita yelled. Nova felt so bad. "Akita..."Nova started then dropped it. Sparx entered the room with a frown. Nova got up and knocked on the door. "Akita, I'm sorry." Sparx pulled Nova out of the room. They shut the door and left the little monkey along.

Sparx laid down next to Nova. Nova dint want to talk to Sparx and Sparx dint want to talk to Nova about what just happened. "You smell nice. Did you take a bath?" Nova asked. "Shower." Sparx snuggled up next to Nova. Nova buried her face into his chest with a sigh. Sparx kissed her out of the blue. Nova played along with this. Sparx then took over. Sparx climbed on top. They soon parted and breathed hard. Then a strange new smell tickled Nova's nose. It smelled like smoke. "Your breath smells like smoke." Sparx hesitated for a moment. "I got some smoke on me when I was near Taco." Sparx lied. "Hmm." Nova rested her head on his chest. Sparx soon laid back down.

Sparx turned and groaned. He couldn't get any sleep. After turning and being restless he soon woke Nova up. "Sparx...you ok?" Nova said groggily. "Yeah, fine. Why?" Sparx asked. "Because you're restless and your arm keeps hitting me in my face."

"Sorry."

"It's ok."

"Hey, I think I know what you can do to make me fall asleep." Sparx said. "One of Gibson's lechers?" Nova asked. "No. A nice back rub." Sparx smiled. "Turn over ya big lug." Nova played. Nova soon began to rub his back. Sparx groaned for more. Soon Sparx's eyes got heavy and his body felt like a ton. Sparx closed his eyes and fell in darkness.

Sparx woke up again. He got up to see if Nova was still awake to give him another back rub. "Nova. You awake?" There was no answer. He turned on a light to see, but she wasn't there. "Nova?" He checked in the bathroom, but she was no where to be seen. He checked Akita and Zira's room, and Decha's, but still not there. Then a groan came from down stairs. He ran down stairs to see Nova and Taco making out on the couch. His stomach turned and his mouth dropped open. Was this possibly true! Sparx's mine was flaring. He never had been so mad in his life. Sparx picked up an empty beer bottle and smashed its bottom over a table. This was going to end now. He came up to the lovers and with no hesitation he smashed the bottle over Taco's head. Taco fell to the ground yelling in pain. "Sparx! What are you doing!?" Nova yelped. "Nova I thought you loved me!?"

"Not no more! I knew at once when I kissed you that you had been smoking!"

"Well he smokes too. Plus that was once." Then the room filled with smoke. "What the?" Sparx said. Then ever thing went black.

Sparx woke up. He was panting hard. "It was all a dream." He whispered. He looked over at Nova who was still sleeping. He kissed her neck to her chest. Nova's eyes shot open. "Sparx?"

"Nova! I had the weirdest dream." Sparx started. "Really? Well I just had a nimrod kissing me at 1:05 in the morning." Nova pushed back. "What he look like?" Sparx asked in a flirty tone. Nova sighed. "Oh Nova, I want you right here by me every tonight. Close as possible to me." Sparx sighed. "O...k?"

"Hey, you smell that?" Sparx asked. "Smell what?" Nova asked. "It smells like smoke." Sparx got up out of bed. "Sparx...come back. You're warm." Nova whinnied. "Go wake the kids."

"Why? Their sleeping." Nova protested with him. Sparx pulled off the covers. "Ok, ok, I'll wake them up." Nova slowly got out of the messed up bed onto her feet.

"I'll be back." Sparx ran off down stairs. There on the deck was a fire. Sparx had to warn his small family. "Otto, Taco get up you two bums!"

Otto looked at him groggily. "Fire! The place is on fire! Get up!" Sparx warned. Otto got up and Taco slowly got up. "Get outside you two!" Sparx demanded. "No Taco the other way! Numb skull!" Sparx yelled. "I got to go pee!" Taco yelped.

Sparx stopped. The fire was now up stairs. It cut off the hall way. Akita's room was blocked by fire. Nova and Decha ran up next to Sparx. "What about Akita!?" Sparx asked. "I'll get her. You two go get to safety!" Nova amazingly jumped throe the fire. "Mom!" Decha cried out. Nova ran to Akita's room.

"Dad! We have to help her!" Decha yelped to his father. Sparx shook his head as meaning 'No'. "Are you just going to stand there and watch her die?" Decha asked. Sparx glared at his son. As soon as Decha saw his father's face he shut up for good. Sparx took off down the stairs with Decha. Otto and Taco was waiting. Sparx grabbed a cigar from Taco and started smoking. "Dad? Who are you?" Decha asked as he looked disgusted at his father.

Nova ran down the stairs with baby Zira in her arms. Akita was behind her. The two ran out of the building panting. "So...we going back?" Decha asked. "Yeah." Nova said. Nova looked at Sparx with surprise. "Sparx? You smoke?"

"Now I do." Sparx said sly. Nova's eyes widen. Then Nova slapped Sparx with her hand. Sparx placed his hand on his cheek were Nova slapped him. Sparx grabbed Nova and something shocking happened. Sparx punched the female monkey...in the face. She fell to the ground stung. Her nose thrashed with pain. Blood gushed out of her nose. Nova groggily climbed to her feet. "Why did you do that?!" Akita shrieked with shock. Just realizing what he have done, Sparx ran in the rocket and looked at his hands. "What have I done?" He asked his self. Nova and the others walked in. Nova and the kids sat in back. No one talked. Sparx was shocked at his actions. Taco smirked.

"Nice punch pink boy." Taco mocked. "I'm surprised you dint kill her." Sparx didn't say a word. Not even the shocked Otto. 'I have to make it up to Nova! I just do. I can't live like this!' Sparx thought.

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Poor Nova. I'm going to be leaving SRMTHFG soon. So if you want me to I can make you a chapter for ya! Name the story and the chapter will be up! Review please!

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