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The was no escaping his grasp, when Obito turned towards his senior, pressing his face against Kakashi's guarded lips. His right arm swung over and landed on Kakashi's thigh. Kakashi had to move his face, because Obito wasn't going anywhere anytime soon.

The night was too long.

It was odd sleeping beside Obito, his arm was like a fatty pillow and his face fit into his shoulder perfectly.

It wasn't like he wanted to sleep beside the black haired Gennin, Kakashi awoke in the middle of the night as Obito propped his arm under his head. (At least the boy had the sense to wear deodorant.)

Kakashi knew would have to share a bed with him eventually, mission or marriage, but it would take a lot of getting used to but it was something he kind of liked. Obito was unusually soft.

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IDIOT

by Masked Lover

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, not ever, never ever never.

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Chapter 6

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When Obito woke up at four o' clock, he felt the rise of his own erection, which was normal for a growing boy, but what was unusual was that it was pressing against the hip of another boy.

"Sorry," he spoke curtly, pulling his desire away from Kakashi when he felt the pull of the attractive bed mate on his arm. "I mean it's weird, I'll just deal with it." Kakashi's hand stayed.

That was an odd, "uh, Kakashi."

The scarecrow didn't budge, his face was fierce and determined.

The plot went to hell.

It was like some hack, shit story from those poorly filmed porno videos come to life made by farmers just to keep the wolf from the door.

Why else would Kakashi be pushing down someone not even a quarter as good looking as himself. It was just so crazy it had to be a dream that Obito was having from eating some of that strange food or maybe watching soo much strange gay films that made his straight-side go wild as some bad side effect.

Kakashi's hands reached into the boys pants, his eyes dilated on contact. "What? What? What are you doing?"

He had heard the Uchiha women jesting about it, about it's health and size. How it was cute and they gushed over it, shared every mortifying story about Obito and his junk...

Junk...

Kakashi's eye twitched in slight jealously.

It was like some sort of treasure.

Kakashi couldn't even compare his own to it. He though he was a pretty okay size but Obito made him green with penis envy. What the hell did Obito eat, apparently, Kakashi bitterly ached, he wasn't eating enough of it. Of course everyone was laughing and patting each other on the back when they all drew up the contract, Kakashi knew he was totally out of the loop as the insisted on the issue, defaulting Obito to the role of husband.

Kakashi shivered taking a look at the beast in question, Obito was pretty young...

What if it grew bigger?

'We're only thirteen, it'll take a couple of years,' his face nearing the sole thing in his mind right now at his young age. 'But we're thirteen and it's all ready THAT BIG.'

"I'M SORRY," Obito pried his own member delicately from the beautiful boy's fingers. Kakashi was apparently handsome, it was almost a shame but it was better to live without the story of Kakashi beating him off rather then listen to his future male wife-rag on him for not being chaste. "I'm getting married!"

"He won't even know," Kakashi restrained Obito's leg, "now hold still."

Then Kakashi pulled down the face mask and the blood rushed to Obito's face too.

Obito searched his options, yelling was out. This was awkward. Very awkward.

"Ah," Kakashi blinked at the mess that hit his face, "I didn't even do anything yet Obito."

Obito bit back bitterly, engaged and to be married at thirteen, and he just came in a guys face. And not any guy, his rival. "It's your face! Why do you have to be so pretty! Aren't you a guy too!" His face fell into his palms and Obito started to sob, "why, why to I have to come in a guys face. This is so embarrassing!"

"Obito! Kakashi! Are you already awake?"

'Shh, quiet down.' But when Obito looked at Kakashi's face.

Kakashi wiped his face with his hand and tasted the liquid, "ugh. Tastes gross."

"Don't eat it!" Obito trembled at the idea

"Huh?" Kakashi looked at Obito, was he that ashamed of what he did? Did he even have a clue they were engaged. This would certainly make a good piece of blackmail when they were married.

Kakashi was a little more bitter about being the woman in the relationship, but if he was going to lose to genetics, that was fine. He would rule their house with an iron fist.

Obito never looked more livid, Kakashi mused.

Obito clasped his fiance's shoulder.

It was the only way out, Obito decided, that wasn't so obvious.

"On second thought, eat it all up before my mother comes in."

"Are you all right?" Obito's mother asked quizzically. She secretly wanted to know how far Kakashi would go tonight. He said something about "testing the borders of my relationship with Obito," so that must be something that young children do now a days. Traveling at the speed of light, she was envious!

Kaede squirmed, soon the two boys would move out and then she wouldn't be able to cheer them on in their own relationship.

To think, Obito getting his own house, he was really lucky. "Okay, I'm coming in Obito."

Obito unlocked the door and she immediately scanned the room and looked at Kakashi's face.

Her face was tinted red, "oh, I see you two were making out I'm so sorry."

Obito turned to see Kakashi was licking his lips, and he clenched his stomach as if he had something bitter in his own mouth.

"That's not true!"

Not one bit.

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TBC

Author's Note:

Phantomsnow asked me if Sasuke would be Obito and Kakashi's son. I've actually been keeping track of the ages, and if that were to happen Kakashi and Obito should probably start trying soon! OO;; There both, as you can see, thirteen! Noooo... I feel like I'm a pervert! Thirteen! And I wrote them doing this!

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