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Obito stumbled down the stairs, swaying as he walked. What just happened this morning?

Kakashi... Did he... WAIT!

Was Kakashi gay?

Did this mean...

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IDIOT

by Masked Lover

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, not ever, never ever never.

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Chapter 7

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"Good morning Kakashi!" The entirety of Obito's family starting from Obito's grandfather to his two sons to their children and the kitchen was more crowded then Kakashi had expected.

"Oh," he tried to avoid the sweeping eyes of one of Obito's cousin, Jun, who seemed to be a Jounin from his experienced eye. "Kakashi good morning."

Kakashi called out to his mother-in-law to be. "Obito has locked himself in his room. He hasn't said he was going to have breakfast yet, but he said feel free to start without him." He greeted his grandparents-to-be and sat down where he guessed, was Obito's place at the table.

Obito's grandmother nodded, "what a nice boy."

"He must be watching gay porn," Obito's father, Meijin noted as he looked up from the Konoha Nin Newspaper to the ceiling, "it's really quiet upstairs, Obito's not shouting or watching wrestling or whatever he's interested in."

"You know, Obito's room is just a glorified walk-in closet," Jun added in, Kakashi held his tongue to keep from lashing out at the woman. Clumsily oaf, or not, he was to be married to Obito.

"I could kind of tell," Kakashi tried to project a positive image. There was really no reason that he would have to rub the fact that the new house he had ordered was bigger than this crumbling home. Soon he and Obito would have their own house and he would definitely be shaping Obito up to be an obedient husband, if Obito liked it or not.

"Kakashi," Keiko offered her son-in-law a steaming bowl of rice, "did Obito put two and two together?"

"Good morning, Kaasan." Kakashi pulled down his mouth guard, ignoring the gasps of shock that resounded in the small room.

Kakashi struggled against the crushing hug that even a trained Chuunin like himself, couldn't avoid, "Kaasan, please..." He needed to breathe.

"Oh, you're so handsome!" She squeezed the boy again, "I can't believe you're--"

Obito seethed, his aura was aflame.

First Kakashi waltzes into his life, takes over his room, interrupts his "training," swallows his ejaculate (REALLY WEIRD), takes over his spot at the table and then calls his mother his mother. Not that he would say something to Kakashi, maybe he wanted a mother but he didn't like the way his mother was hugging--FONDLING Obito. "MOM!!!!"

"What's the matter, Obito?" Meijin asked, flipping the page, and not bothering to look up at his teenage son.

Obito growled at his mother, that forced her to let go of Kakashi and shoot a firm glare at back her son. "Why are you hugging Kakashi?"

"It's because he's adorable!" Kakashi shoved some more rice into his moth and bowed out, he have to skip the rest of breakfast if he wanted to dodge Keiko's hugs.

The last Hatake rose and approached his husband to be, straightening the goggles on Obito's head. "Obito, how slow are you..."

Obito forced his goggles into a crooked position.

"Huh? What do you mean."

"Do I have to spell it for you, Obit--"

"No!" Obito tried to grab Kakashi and missed, Kakashi dusted himself off as if he had been touched. It would be a tough marriage, Kakashi mused, but he could deal with it. "I can find out for myself, this conversation is over. Don't talk to me for the rest of the day!"

Obito was stunned when Kakashi shrugged apathetically. "Fine."

"I'm going to train."

"Your breakfast."

Obito grumbled, "you ate it..." And it wasn't like anyone cared if he ate or not. He was the biggest loser of the Uchiha.

"If you're training, at least try to get stronger," Kakashi shouted from the door.

"UGHHH!!!!" Obito wailed, flailing his arms, "AHHHHH!!!!"

Kakashi sighed, Obito was becoming more of a handful than expected.

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Stronger... Obito trained his mind in all the information he had gathered in three days, he'd have no time to do any "training" at home but his room at home was as virgin as this place. A secret he had discovered when he got lost while training.

"How does it feel?" Obito felt the sensation through out his body and struggled to keep his emotions in control. All the missing pieces were clear, the image was complete, and all he had to do was put his theory to the test.

It was a lot different than having sex with a woman as he thought, but overall it was a big success.

"Obito, faster," he winced, it was tight. But it felt good.

Perhaps it was useless training, only a lowly Uchiha like him would have trouble finding a live subject for. But at least this way he would record and track exactly what he needed to improve on. His spouse's body would be different, it didn't matter anymore...

"Kakashi," he ran his hand through the copy-ninja's white hair.

Kakashi would be close enough test subject. And he wasn't half bad looking, despite being an asshole.

"Ah," Obito felt his will become liquid and he lost control when he heard his voice being trembled in that sound. "Ob-ito."

"Shit."

The only thing that sucked about Shadow copies is that they "poof" just when you're about to ejaculate into them.

It was weird when the Kakashi you were having sex with had just been fucking gone poof.

It also friggin sucked, he looked down bitterly at the mess he had created.

And the young Uchiha failure realised how lame and really gay that he had become.

He, just in theory just had sex with a copy of guy who was his rival and then that guy "poof"-ed and then that shadow clone's information got relayed back to him, making him (Obito) aware of the experience of being done in the behind was pretty satisfying for his copy of Kakashi and that the clone loved his penis.

It was also embarrassing...

And something to be ashamed of...

And gay...

Very gay.

Hopefully not Kakashi gay, Obito Uchiha thought, grabbing a rag and wiping the floor down, but pretty gay.

And the saddest part.

Obito still needed to practice.

After all, with a crowd to please, practice makes perfect.

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TBC

Author's Note:

Well, that was weird.

And at least it's over...

If you don't want Kakashi and Obito's child to be Sasuke, speak now or forever hold your peace.

BTW, if you haven't guessed but Kakashi is a virgin and he's feeling pretty confident in himself because he thinks that Obito's a virgin too. But just like Naruto Uzumaki, Obito's training is pretty useless unless in certain situations.

Sorry that this chapter is late... And lame. The next chapters will be more interesting.