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"Ohhh," Mikoto was burning up inside of her heart. The stage was perfect, and she had to really hand it to Kakashi, he was a pro in everything he did. They weren't even late for the wedding after the photography session. It would be enough to cut costs on the wedding and if Obito agreed to the magazine exclusive then they would just cover the rest.

"Uuee," Mikoto turned her head to see a young girl whimpering at the spectacle of the wedding.

A fan girl? There were a lot of fan girls in attendance, she didn't look like she was in tears. It took one more glance for the Uchiha head's wife to realise who she was. "There, there."

"I thought I'd be upset," Rin looked up at the pedestal. Obito looked so much different now and Kakashi (her long time crush) looked like he had stepped out of a magazine for Japanese brides, "but they really look good together."

Fugaku grunted, "Mikoto..."

Rin stole a look and thought, 'that must be Fugaku Uchiha.'

Mikoto pouted and bristled against her husband's side in the pew, "but darling, I didn't get my DREAM wedding, just a plain old Japanese ceremony, and it wasn't cool at all and now I get to help plan a wedding for Kakashi and we do owe their family a favour and so I thought that we should throw them a cooler wedding. Ah doesn't Kakashi look great, it was your idea to make him a bride? Well, you have to say that--"

"MIKOTO," Fugaku emphasised sternly, "I love you, but this is a little too much."

Mikoto stuck out her tongue, "You're boring! Ooh! The cool part."

"Do you take, Hatake Kakashi, take Obito Uchiha to be your lawful wedded husband, in sickness and in health, 'til death do you part?" Tsunade looked over to the confident bride. Really, was it a question?"

Kakashi Hatake looked Obito in the eyes, who looked back sternly.

"Hatake Kakashi..."

Obito took in a deeper breath.

Obito bellowed even before Kakashi could speak the obvious yes.

"--WOULD YOU MARRY ME?!" Orochimaru bounced Sai in his arms, "you can't back out now, Hatake Kakashi!" His interest diverting from his sleepy son to the scene at hand. Another baby had begun to wail from Obito's voice, but Sai remained cool and sleepy. Jiraya pinched his temple, and Kabuto kicked the pew in front of him.

The nervous groom felt those hand touch his own, the smell of flowers and Kakashi vocally defining his answer for everyone to hear, "I do."

"I DO TOO!" Obito yelled back even though , "I'LL MARRY YOU TOO!"

Mikoto's jaw dropped, she had really wished that Itachi hadn't stood in for Obito during the ceremony.

"NOW LET'S KISS!"

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IDIOT

by Masked Lover

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, not ever, never ever never.

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Chapter 9

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Dinner had been an affair.

Many clans had gathered from far and wide to see our heroes marry, and it grew tedious. Eventually Kakashi changed into a more formal kimono, but Obito stubbornly refused to change.

The finally retired to a near empty dinner table, the adults were going around and rubbing elbows. Itachi was surly and eating sushi silently, trying to ignore his suitors and their parents.

"Congratulations Kakashi!" The momentum of that "pat on the back" nearly caused Kakashi to double over. Gai was lacking enthusiasm today, so Obito wasn't the only oblivious one today.

"Hey," Obito bit bitterly, gobbling down a mouth full of sushi, "that's my wife!"

"AAHHHHHHHAAHAAH!!" Gai's eyes became the size of saucers, somewhere in the depth of it the striking realisation that his ETERNAL RIVAL had somewhat changed. The great Gai didn't know and his RIVAL sense were tingling madly.

There was an awkward pause and the Gai managed a, "CONGRATULATIONS BONITO-ANIKI!" through gritted teeth and a forced smile that made Kakashi sigh. "THE FERVOUR OF YOUTH IN HERE!"

Gai jabbed at Obito's chest, "USE IT!"

Then Gai lapsed realising what he had insinuated... "Ah.. Ahn.."

He blushed.

Obito held in his scathing words, "er.. Thank you...

"My name is Obito," Kakashi stole a sideways glance at his husband and froze when Obito had caught him. The two were pretty much separated at the alter by the Uchiha women all going crazy over Kakashi's face and wanting to see more of it despite Kakashi being overrun with emotions. "Kakashi, would you like more eel?"

"Eel, eh?" Came the boyish voice voice, "filling him up on eel already, Obito?"

"Iruka?" Obito knew this boy? He was wandering under the tables, stealing food all evening and Kakashi had tried to approach him but the boy was fast. "I'm sorry, I messed up the invites."

"No problem," Iruka smiled giving a thumbs up, before he was snatched up by an anbu.

"Sorry Obito, this Urchin got in on his own--"

"PUT ME DOWN! I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NECK!"

Kakashi glanced at the unfamiliar boy, taking some eel for himself. "Is this supposed to be your friend, Obito?"

"I'm his friend! You bishounen!" Kakashi raised his brow, was that supposed to be a compliment?

"He's Obito's comrade. I'm sorry for the inconvenience this had caused, thank you for your hard work. You may leave." Kakashi mumbled. The Anbu was more entranced by Kakashi's face and it took a while before he relaized that Kakashi was out of his league. Kakashi longed for his rape prevent face guard... At least as an Uchiha, he had a little more security. "Can you keep quiet, you're bothering the guests."

Obito scooted over on his seat and let the boy sit on half of it, "aniki. How was it? They say when you get married, you get to (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) and then you (bleep) in the guys ass. Is it true?"

Obito nodded, "yes!"

'What the, he's just a kid and he already knows about that? This Village has become a scary place,' Kakashi thought. 'But then again, I married Obito for status, I'm the worst kid of them all.'

Orochimaru wondered if he had to clean his ears, but the way Sai was fidgeting he wondered if what the scarred boy was saying bothered his son. "Congratulations, Obito Uchiha. Kakashi Uchiha."

"Uwaahh," the cries of a new born sounded. Kakashi turned his head to see one of the Legendary Sennin standing over him.

"Orochimaru, is that your new born son?" The newest Uchiha bride had to admit that Jiraya, despite being a shady pervert, had given birth to an adorable child. He looked at the beads that were collected in the corners of Sai's eyes. "Can I hold him?"

Orochimaru just handed the child over, luckily Jiraya was off stuffing his face and hitting on women because he would have flipped seeing him handing off their freshly born child to a young and inexperienced boy. "Sure."

Kakashi's eyes widened, Sai looked up at him with his huge black eyes.

"Uwah..." Obito and Iruka crowded up around baby, even Gai's interest was peaked and being the tallest towered over the groom and the troublemaker. "It's light."

A baby was incredibly light, Kakashi found. He looked up and met Obito's eyes and in that brief second Obito caught the desire in his wife's eyes setting off sirens to run for the hills.

Kakashi, sensing Obito's sudden, just laughed along with the giggling baby, "you just don't get it, idiot."

But they both understood, neither had a desire to be married or have a child.

They were just doing what the village expected them to do, claiming what was the easiest.

That the other was clueless.

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TBC

Author's Note:

The Iruka in this fic is the trouble making Iruka from his childhood, remember, Iruka was a lot like Naruto when he was young. I wonder if Naruto will calm down like Iruka did during...

7 for YES
6 for NO

YESes won though there was an AMAZING SPLIT. I apologize to all the NOs.

And for the last chapter, that was crap.

I'm sincerely sorry. If it's possible, as in if you let me, can I go back and seriously change some parts of the previous chapter?

Yes?