Ways To Murder The Pharaoh- Festively.

Ok, so for some reason, our last little plan didn't work. Soooo, as it is the season to be 'jolly' I am going to have my fun by trying to kill that blasted pharaoh. So, currently my hikari is in the kitchen cookie…god bless his pink frilly apron. Today-you will not be helping as you let him escape the bunny farm…and live. So I shall do it alone today.

Now, note how Ryou is carving the chicken, see that knife? I shall be using that. It's sharp, it's shiny and it can kill someone. So…sorry Ryou, but I am stealing your knife. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok-lets ignore that. –Caresses Knife- I love the knife!

You're scaring me.

Deal with it. I'm happy

Put the knife down and step out of the kitchen

You'll never catch me…muahahahahaha!

Ok-lets ignore the mind link. Yes. We shall. So anyhow…I'm just gonna slip around to Yugi's. Right so the stupid pharaoh is asleep, on Christmas? Ha ha. Idiot. Well…this drainpipe looks good…here we go!

"Stupid window. Open Ra dammit." Oooh, it worked.

"Wakey Wakey Pharaoh." He looks shocked. …He looks angry. Where's knife, stupid knife, darn you knife!!!

"MIND CRUSH" oh shit. Great looks like I'm spending Christmas in the shadow realm. WOO! Merry Christmas reaper of the cards. Oh shit again.

"YOU'RE MEANT TO BE DEAD. LEAVE A MURDERER SLASH THEIF TO DO HIS JOB WOULD YOU!"

How the hell I can run through the shadow realm when there's no floor is beyond me. But I will kill that pharaoh. Marik…why is Marik here?

"Fool. Why are you here?"

"Caught trying to kill the pharaoh, you?" I look at him and he looks almost embarrassed. Wait-that fool just called me a Fool! How dare he! "How dare you call me a fool, Fool!"

"Fool. Least I didn't get caught trying to murderer someone."

"Why are you here"

"I got caught placing bunnies in his bedroom"

"You have no brains do you? Get off my ass."

"Couldn't resist."

Great. Spending Christmas in the shadow realm with Marik. It could be worse. Could be Kaiba. Wonder how much surgery is for him to get that giant pole removed from his ass, maybe I could help… ha ha, I love scalpels.

"How we getting out this time, our hikaris don't even know we are here"

"Meh."

"Fine seen as I am the genius, I shall think of something! Never fear, Bakura is here!" I hold Marik's cheek to mine and stretch out my hand…he's looking at me funny! NOOOOO the eyes!

"Ok. You can stop that right now. Or father Christmas wont bring you anything."

"'Kura, that was last night. And I don't know who he is."

"So how do you know he came last night?"

"Dunno. Cos its Christmas today?"

"So why won't he come today?"

"Dunno. Shut up. You don't know any more than I do." Damn he got me there. So anyway, we start walking around the shadow realm, if it wasn't an endless vortex in all directions, I and Marik would know our way around pretty well by now. Sheesh. We've been enough times.

A/N I shall right some more later. Maybe.