I couldn't help but write this chapter. It sorta just played out in my head. I'm sorry if anyone seems out of character.
So, Edward is hunting, Carlisle is working, Esme is...somewhere. Bella and the rest of the Cullens are at their place, kay?
DISCLAIMER - I, sadly, do not own Twilight. It belongs to Stephenie Meyer. yadayada No copyright infingement intended.
God, calculus is hard. Where is Edward when I need him? Hunting, of course. Ha! I think he's afraid of the puppy, not that he'd ever admit it.
Oh no! Speaking of the puppy...
"Alice!" I called from the living room of the Cullen's where I was doing my homework. "Alice, come quick!"
"What is it Bella?" she asked, walking into the room, holding the puppy.
"Alice! We still haven't named the puppy!"
"Oh right!" she agreed. "What about Cynthia?"
"No." I said simply. Of all names Alice picks Cynthia. Pfft.
"Well, why not?" she whimpered.
"Alice, come on. I mean who names a puppy Cynthia.? Besides it's a boy. We don't want him to be gender confused!"
Meanwhile Emmett entered the living room.
"I like Mittens." He stated, having overheard our conversation.
"No one asked you." Alice began. "Besides, Mittens is a cat-ish name. You can't name a dog Mittens."
"Rover?"
"No, too stereotypical."
"Buddy."
"Definitely not."
"Lassie?"
"No, no, no!"
"Shiloh?"
"No!"
"Lady?"
"Emmett! It's a boy!"
"Tramp?"
"Emmett!"
"The littlest hobo?"
"Emmett! It's not a tramp or a hobo!"
"Fine Alice! You come up with a better name!' Emmett almost screamed.
"Guys?" I cut into their arguing. "Maybe Rosalie or Jasper have some ideas?" I suggested.
"Did someone say our names?" Rosalie asked as she and Jasper entered the room.
"We were just discussing the name of our new puppy."Alice informed them.
"How about George?" Jasper offered.
"Ew! No not George!" Rosalie screeched.
"Mister Mistofolees?" Emmett suggested.
"NO CATS, EMMETT!" Alice yelled.
It had turned into a full blown argument, complete with four screaming vampires. Jasper was being affected by everyone's frustrated emotions and transferring them back, making everyone more annoyed and argue more.
"How about Elmo?" I piped up. They all stopped yelling at the same moment.
"Aww...he looks like an Elmo." Alice agreed.
"Yes, I like that name." Rose said, shrugging.
"Sounds good to me." Jasper said.
"I LOVE SESAME STREET!" Emmett squealed.
"Umm...okay. Elmo it is then." I declared.
"Let's go watch sesame street!" Emmett said, still squealing like a five-year-old girl.
"Umm, Emmett?" I asked. "How old are you."
He puffed up his chest proudly. "I'll be ninety...HEY! Fine, I'll go watch sesame street by myself!" He yelled as he stormed out of the room.
"How long do you think it'll take him to realise he just left the room with the only tv?" asked Jasper, and we all erupted into peals of laughter, mostly caused by Jasper, as Edward returned.
"Do I want to know?" he asked, but we were all laughing too hard to answer him.
So there you have it...the naming of Elmo. Haha
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