Hello, hello, hello my chums and chumettes. I have to apologize about the long wait for this chapter, but my computer messed up and I couldn't access the internet! Right now I'm listening to really old music that makes me really want to kill something. I need to get some more hyper/ random music…. recommend something for me. I apologize the any Temari fans for any bashings that may transfer between her and the other girls… the reason is because in the manga and anime she isn't on the greatest terms with them anyways. (laugh) Take no offence, thou fans of Temari. (Hey look! A pun! You know, Temari's fan, fans of Temari, Psh, never mind.) Meh, enough talk, one with the story! Love you all.
(We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.")
-Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in wonderland, pg 58.
Recap:
"Really." He said. Just plain said. No question, no mockery, no specticism, nothing. I feel unappreciated. I lied, his name isn't Wedgie-o, it's Annoying-freaktard-icecube-wedgie-man. But maybe that's a little long? Seriously, I need to stop talking to myself.
"Yes really." I grunted, glaring at him. He shrugged and walked away down the steps, fan girls ogling him. Then he stopped and turned around.
"This isn't over yet… Bob." He smirked. The he waved and languidly and continued down the steps.
I hope someone trips him.
I sighed in relief. Thank God he didn't eat me. Suddenly the whole gym is blasted with music. My ears… they bleed. On dear Lord, it's the flipping "too sexy' song. Psh, that's a laugh. None of these 'guys' playing basketball are anything near my opinion of attractive. I suppose the screaming fan girls thing differently, but I don't really count their opinions in my land of insanity.
"Hey look!" Ino shook my shoulder, hard, might I mention, and pointed down at the field, court, screw off. There's a mentally instable person on the basketball team. Some brown haired brown with red tattoos on his face (What the hell?) is stripping off his shirt to the music, much to my disgust and Ino's entertainment.
Someone please save me.
Ha, Genma must not like the guys on his team stripping, because he whacked him upside the head. I join in with the laughs of the opposing team. What? It's funny, can you blame me? I was still laughing when Sakura shook my shoulder and minute later.
"They look like zebras." She whispered, pointing at the two referees who had just entered the gym. Her comment sent me into another wave of giggles. I managed to stop giggling when Ino stiffened beside me. Ino anger scale number one, or IAS1, stiffening. I glanced at her and noticed that she's skipped to the second stage, death glare. My eyes follow the hole her eyes have visibly burned in the air to find a blonde cheerleader with four ponytails at the receiving end.
Oh, I know her, Temari, Subaka Temari. The bane of my life. She cheerleading captain, leader of the Shikamaru fan club, and the reason I wanted to move throughout my whole elementary school life. I hated my life in elementary school. She's a year older than me, and she decided it would be fun to pick on me when I first moved to Konoha from the land of Waves. To make a long story short, she would get two of her friends to hoist me off the ground so I couldn't move and she efficiently used her knee to crack my back with force I didn't know a ten year old could possess. Her parents were called in when she broke my tailbone. After that my Dad signed me up for five different martial arts. Anyhow, there's a long history of hate between us, and I don't see that changing any time soon.
Though it would be nice, I don't think the reason Ino's glaring at her with such passion is because she hurt me. Somehow, I think it has to do with her being a total flirt with Pineapple boy down there. Hm, add another entry to the list of hate, I know it has nothing to do with me, but I really detest Temari, so I don't need much of a reason to dis her.
"Don't worry, Ino. I'm sure you'll win him over." I say, mainly because the sound of Ino's teeth grinding (IAS4) is very annoying. I know I suck as a friend, but hey, l try. My little speech has apparently soothed Ino-pig, as she turned to watch the other team. But that could just be me as she fingered Temari beforehand.
I sigh and my eye is suddenly caught by a flash of ebony hair. My first thought, wow, he's got a good dunk. My second though, wouldn't it be funny if his hair got caught on the rim and he was left hanging there?
Tch, so what if I'm mean? At least I admit it. Sticks and stones are what little girls are made of… wait? Darn, that's sugar and spice, ignore my raving mind.
"How long are they going to warm up for?" I moan, rubbing my temples because my head is starting to throb from begin bombarded by loud rap music promoting teen's making out and other unmentionable things and the 'kya's of screeching fan girls.
"I don't know." Sakura answered vaguely, playing with her hair, apparently entranced by Konoha's heart throb. Some girl screamed about his beautiful hair as she jumped in her seat in front of me. I take a look and really, it looks more like a chicken's arse to me. I sigh and mutter various atrocities under my breathe. Beside me Ino is humming some horrid song and I am really tempted to smack her face into he next life.
Suddenly, the music is cut off abruptly and Genma walks out into the middle of the gym.
"Thank you for waiting, we are now ready to begin the…"
"Halleluiah!" I yelled. The crowd breaks out laughing. Or, the male members of the crowd do, the fan girls just pout. Then Hinata poked me and pointed to Neji.
'Shut up Bob' he seems to be mouthing angrily. I stuck my tongue out at him. So what if I'm immature, get a life loser.
"Game…" Genma finished lamely. There was a long pause until this boy broke the silence.
"Yay?" He asked in confusion. I rolled my eyes. (It's kind of my trademark move.)
"No, idiot, it's 'boo'.: I moaned sarcastically, and Ino and Sakura laughed. Down on the court, Genma looked a little flustered. The two teams started to shift uncomfortably. I see Wedgie, wait, it's Neji, right? Whatever, I see him glaring at me with those freaky white eyes. Probably blaming me in that pea sized mind of his.
Tch, whatever.
"Uh, alright then, I hand it over to you, referees." Genma says, his self-confidence visibly shaken. The two zebra men walked onto the court, followed by the first line of players. The minute the supposed 'heart throbs' of Konoha step onto the field, the stupid, annoying fan girls all started cheering and squealing. Oh yes, there's also a few fainting ones too. If I didn't know why they were dropping like stones I'd have guessed that there'd be a snipe somewhere, but I do know, so I don't wonder.
PineappleHeadBoy is standing at the center beside this other tall guy form the other team. ChickenButt, Wedgie, RamenDude, and FreakyEyelinerMan are spread around them in a screwed circle. I make them sound like super hero's from a comic for five year olds don't I? The Stupid Five, Wedgie, PineappleHeadBoy, ChickenButt, RamenDude and FreakyEyelinerMan to the rescue!
The referee gives a sharp blast on his whistle and Thing 2 (the other referee, FYI) tosses the ball in the air. PineappleHeadBoy and the other tall one jump for the ball. Somehow Pineapple manages to hit it backwards to Uchiha who sprints whist bouncing the ball to the net. Some guy jumps in front of him, but he doesn't nave the ball anymore.
It's flying. Suddenly Wedgie jumps out of nowhere and grabs the ball, slamming it through the net. He hangs onto the rim for a minute before dropping, catlike, to the ground. Thing 1 blows his whistle loudly so you can hear it over the screaming crowd.
"That's why their team names is Shinobi." A girls voice said behind me.
"Yeah, aren't they so great?" for some reason, the conversation behind me intrigues me more than the game, so I lean back slightly so I can listen in.
"Uchiha's red hot!" Giggled the first girl. Ohkay, maybe not so intriguing, still, better than whatever game they are playing down on the field.
"Yeah, but I like Gaara better, his eyes are just so dramatic!" The second girl lamented. Urgh, lovesick fan girls.
"Matsuri! He wears makeup! He's gayer than the Hyuuga!"
"Nah, Hyuuga's defiantly gayer." Hey look, someone who agrees with me about Wedgie's sexual preferences!
"Well anyways, I think that Subaka and Hyuuga are hott." The second girl, Matsuri, continued. I mimed barfing.
"Tch, look Matsuri-chan, that girl in front of us agrees with me." I turned around and grinned sheepishly at the younger girls. Busted.
"I see, so why don't you like them? Give me there reasons." The Matsuri girl crossed her arms over her chest and frowned at me. Her friend began to apologize for her rudeness.
"Sure, why not." I said, cutting off the second girl and obviously surprising Matsuri. "May I start?" I asked, and they both nodded, leaning closer to hear. "Firstly, I have no beef against the Subaka kids except that he goes overboard on the eyeliner." Matsuri frowned at this and seemed to be about to say something before her friend quieted her.
"Further more, against Wedgie-san I have many grievances, including gay hair, gay name, pratty personality, superiority complex, creepy eyes, the list goes on. All this is funnier when you realize I've only talked to his twice." I shrugged and turned back to the game, leaving the two girls to squabble amongst themselves.
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"No, I don't want any tea… no, no cake either, thank you." I muttered sleepily, then suddenly jolted upright.
"Ohayo, Tenni-chan!" chirped Hinata. I propped my self up on my elbows and looked around. I'm in Hinata's room. The clock reads six in the morning. "You fell asleep at the game, so I phoned your Dad and asked if you could come sleep at my house."
"Uh, how'd you get me here?"
"Neji-niisan carried you." I stared at her.
"Do you have a vat of disinfectant?"
"Uh, why Tenni?"
"Uhm, ew, your cousin touched me, I have to get rid of the germs."
To be continued…
Hm, I thought there was more of Temari bashing… my bad. I love the Superhero Five. PineappleHeadBoy, ChickenButt, RamenDude, FreakyEyelinerMan and Wedgie!!
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Sorry for any spelling mistakes, I though I checked it well enough... but meh...