("You're not going to go insane and kill someone, are you?")
-'I want to go Home'
Sai glanced up at me, shook his head in the negative form and looked back down at his paper. I peered over his shoulder to look at what he was drawing. Upon inspection, it appeared to be a man dancing, but upon closer inspection he appeared to be…
"Naked. Thank you, I have now officially been scarred for life." I moaned, burying my face in my hands. The moment was ruined by the actual dismissal bell.
"Tch, you've seen my drawings before, you wimp." Sai said bluntly, adding more black ink onto I don't want to know. I glared up at him. In the window behind him a saw what appeared to be the entire student body swarming through the halls. Suddenly Ino popped out of the crowd and pressed her face against the window and mouthed 'hurry up!' to me. I sighed and lifted myself to my feet.
"Well, I'm off to wash my brain out with bleach now, see you later, Sai." I moaned, stretching and then setting off across the hard stone ground.
"Hey, Tenten, why don't you ever eat lunch with me?" Sai asked me. I stopped, not bothering to turn around because he probably hadn't even looked up from his painting.
"I don't really feel comfortable around your boyfriend, okay Sai? He doesn't seem to like me at all." I sighed, shoulders slumping slightly in annoyance. I had eaten with Sai once, but the whole time his boyfriend had been glaring at me and cracking his knuckles.
"I could break up with him." Sai offered. What's with this kid? Does he just go out with that guy for fun? If you want to go out with someone, go out with someone whom you like a lot, not just as a place to get kicks. I shrugged and told him not to.
"You'll make him hate me even more if you did. I'll see you in art then." I muttered and continued away from Sai. The door handle was cold, like Sai's personality, as I pushed it open. Ino and newly arrived Hinata were standing on the other side.
"You were with Sai again, I see." Ino remarked blandly as we walked down the hall together. Hinata glanced at us, but didn't say anything. "What'cha talk about this time?" I shrugged, still a little annoyed at the conversation we had had about his boyfriend. That guy, god, he could get my blood boiling at even a mention of his name. Mind you, anyone whom I really hated could do that. And high on my hate list are Sai's boyfriend and Hyuuga Neji.
"Eh, not much. I got mad at him for drawing men inappropriately again," Ino laughed at this, "and he talked about breaking up with his boyfriend. I told him not too." I added, seeing the worried look in Ino's eyes. Ino was a friend of Sai's too, and she worried about his mental heath as much as I did, in a gentler and less screaming sort of way.
"That's not good, if he's talking about breaking up with him." Hinata commented mildly.
"Nah." Ino and I agreed, the three of us turning the corner to meet Sakura at the section of hall where we ate. As I was looking at the ceiling, I couldn't see her, but as we all had a place were we sat every time pretty much and had sat there since grade eight, I was pretty skilled at maneuvering through the area without looking. My foot shot out to take another step and landed on something fleshy. I stumbled in surprise. No one should be sitting there, it was my spot. Ino cried out as I fell. I was expecting to hit the linoleum hard, but instead I found my face pressed against the cotton fabric of the school uniform. I poked the person I had pinned to the floor experimentally.
"What the hell are you doing here, ya big lump?" I grumbled at him, it was the male uniform after all, and I sat up. Holy mother of my grandma's moth-eaten pantyhose pantyhose. All around me is the basketball team, and Sakura, of course, but since there's only one of her she can't be all around me, can she now? Hm, basketball team, then who am I sitting on? With a glance down I see those annoying white eyes staring back up at me. How troublesome, must it always be him? What have I done?
"Could you possibly get off me?" He asked. I grinned and jumped up.
"Sorry about that, you're in my spot, I'm afraid." I said seriously. He looked at me in surprise. I rolled my eyes. "Good gosh, man, I'm trying to be civil, but if it bothers you so much, I could always kick you while you're down."
"I'd prefer if you didn't." He answered calmly, but I noticed he sat up rather fast, which is entertaining. I shrug and plop down between him and Shikamaru. Ino and Hinata sat in their spots, which are suspiciously empty and coincidentally beside the person the like. I glared at Sakura and she at least had the decency to look ashamed. So it was her. Tch.
"So, how's the Stupid Five going?" I asked, pulling a bento box out of my bag. I received a bunch of confused looks. Oh that's right, they don't know. I smiled evilly. Ino and Sakura sighed and looked away whilst Hinata meeped.
"Stupid… what?" Asked FreakyEyeLinerMan in confusion. Or at least I think it was confusion, because he's as much of an emotionless git as Wedgie.
"You don't know who the Stupid Five is!?!" I gasped, pressing my hands to my cheeks. "Tch, well, I'm not going to tell you." I said, pulling chopsticks out and scooping some rice from my bento into my mouth.
"Please, Tenten-chan, can you tell me?" I looked down into the wide cerulean eyes of Naruto looking up at her.
"Uh, yeah, go beg Hinata for ramen or something. I'm not telling." I said stiffly, laughing in my mind as Naruto cuddled Hinata sulkily. Hinata seemed to be glaring at the space beside me. Oh right, it's Neji sitting there, my bad. I know why she's glaring too, because Neji looks like he's going to leap on Naruto and kill him in some very painful manner at any moment. I think hypothesis he will use my chopsticks, because that would ruin my life as well as Naruto's.
"You want thumbscrews? You can torture him before you kill him." I commented dryly, eating more rice. Yum, tastes like chicken.
"Nnn?" He responded, turning his head to face me. I raised an eyebrow and nodded my head in the direction of the embracing Hinata and Naruto. His eyes darkened and he began to crack his knuckles.
"That's going to give you arthritis when you get older." I pointed out in a bored tone. He turned his glare on me and I raised my hands in surrender. Sort of.
"You're annoying."
"Yo, Hyuuga, that's my line." Sasuke monotoned. They are like the annoying twins. Hyuuga and Uchiha, I mean. They are voice and personality twins. How unoriginal.
"I love being annoying, it fulfills my entire existence, yes it does." I laughed along with Ino and Sakura at the annoyed expression on Neji's face.
"Tch."
"Aw, you know you love me." I poked him in the ribs and laughed again.
"No, I detest you."
"Sounds like French, Je detest Neji!" I spoke with a fake (ish) French accent, gesturing madly with my hands and knocking him in the face. No need to explain who 'he' is. You should know.
"You are so immature." Shikamaru grumbled.
"Oh my God, it speaks!" I fake gasp and pretend to be shocked. As if. "Anywho," I continued, "Why in the name of Neji's tutu are you all here anyways? Don't you have some sort of preppy basketball and singing routine to do? Like, 'Getcha head in the game?' something weird like that?" Urgh, High School Musical… if you haven't seen it, don't. Ever.
"Neji has a tutu?" Naruto asked, what an idiot.
"How should I know? I've known him for what? A day? Two days?" I responded, gesturing to the heavens in exasperation. Oh lookie, Gaara has left to go sing and whatnot. Actually… he probably isn't, but it's fun to think that he is.
"Uhm, actually, Neji-niisan has a t-tutu from when Hanabi d-dressed him up when he was five." Hinata stuttered, and it took a minute for it to sink through my skull. I will admit it's a bit thick. Suddenly I feel like someone has turned a kiln on beside me. Shuffling away seems to be the best option here.
"You. Are. So. Dead." I think he means me because he's glaring down at me (he got to his feet, did I mention that?) and not Hinata.
"Erm, behold… purple monkeys?" I say, pointing randomly over his shoulder. He doesn't take the bait. I should have known. He just cracks his knuckles in response. "No hitting girls now, Wedgie-o." I warned, "They might hit back."
"You're not a girl, you're a freaky monster." I twitch at his crude comment. How original is that? But he did insult me, so I better teach him that it's a no-no. Bad Wedgie, bad.
"Sure, can you even attempt to beat me up?" I asked calmly, tucking my dirty chopsticks into my hair, clean end first, obviously, and stand up to take my beating. He makes a noise of contempt. Naruto, Sasuke and Shikamaru seem to be looking uneasy, my girls, however, are not even paying attention. I guess watching the same movie over and over makes it boring, ne? And so it begins.
With a quick kick at my head, which I duck, he nearly beheads Kurenai-Sensei who was handily walking behind me. Lots of laughs, anyways, whilst he stares in horror at the teacher with a growing lump on the side of her head, I take my chance to drive my head into his stomach and shoulder him in an, erm, precious area for males. Yes. It must hurt like hellfire.
"Holy - !" Neji cried out in a sort of high-pitched tone as he collapsed on the ground. Dusting off my hands I sat back down and resumed the consumption of my rice.
"You! Hyuuga, detention for attacking a student and a teacher! And you, detention, because fighting is against school rules, even if he deserves it!" Kurenai screams, mostly at the trembling boy whom I beat up on the ground, but partially at me, I guess. And so I have detention again, joy upon joys.
Sakura and Ino are laughing at Neji and the faces of the guys. Hinata is just blushing… and maybe smirking triumphantly.
(painted faces)
Oh, the sun is setting outside the school. Funny how light bulbs make it almost day bright in here. Is no one going to come let me out? I'll trade Neji's soul for freedom right now. Wait, he has no soul. I need a new plan.
"When do we get out?" Look, anti-social sulking boy has decided to talk. I turned lazily in my chair and gave him a 'you're – an – idiot' look.
"When they let us out. What, you've never been in detention before?" When he shakes his head I let my face fall to hit my palm. A detention n00b stands, er, sits before me. Time to ditch this party. (That's a joke.) Kurenai-sensei left with Asuma-sensei an hour ago I believe. And so, with that in mind, I walked over to the window and pulled it open.
"You know it's raining?"
"Yeah, so?" I asked, looking over my shoulder in exasperation.
"You'll get wet." I shrug and jump out anyways. After falling three feet I hit the ground with a squish. Ew, I'm up to my ankles in mud. Then an awfully evil, funny idea occurs to me. I forgot my bag anyways, might as well not have to go back in.
"Oh my god! The rain is wet!" I cry out, and I hear a snort from back in the classroom. The wade over to the windowsill and lean into the room. "Can you pass me my bag please?" Neji grumbles something before roughly grabbing my messenger bag and bringing it to the window.
"Here. You know you are going to get in trouble for this?"
"Nope, why would I? The teachers have deserted us in this hell hole." I say, grabbing my bag, and then, much to the surprise of the boy in the window, his wrist. With inhuman strength I pull him and his bag out the window and into the mud, slamming the window shut in the same movement. Then I laugh at the now mud covered boy. Apparently he doesn't find it funny.
"You're stupid."
"Ha, for that you have to walk me home." He is silent in disbelief. I laugh more before skipping off, laughing at the squishing mud in my shoes. Glancing back to see if he's coming, I'm surprised to see that he is.
Weirdo.
Uh… hi. I have nothing to say, except this is a weird chappie.
I don't think its' that funny… my stuff isn't funny to me… except in real life. (cackles madly) Oh yes, lots of this stuff happens to me… not all of it though.
That's all. Goodbye. Please Review.