Chapter 3:Hospital mates

At the hospital...

Ratchet:Hello, my friend here is pretty badly injured. Do you have a room open?

Lumpy:Why sure, our hotel serves only the finest customers!

Ratchet:What are you talking about? This is a hospital, not a hotel.

Lumpy:It is?

Ratchet:Yes.

Optimus Prime:Well, thanks for the help, Fortress Maximus.

Ratchet:What?

Lumpy:That's my name?

Optimus Prime:Why else would I call you that?

Lumpy:In that case...I MUST LIVE AS FORTRESS MAXIMUS!!!

Lumpy runs off.

Ratchet:Are you okay, Optimus?

Optimus Prime:Dandy.

Ratchet:I think we better get you to your room.

He does, and a moment later, Mom arrives with Megatron and Cub.

Mom:Do you have a room open?

Cuddles:Yeah, but your friend will have to share a room. Say, what happened to your kid?

Mom:That guy was heavy to carry and I dropped him and he crushed my son. And since then, he's been babbling that he killed Laserbeak.

Megatron:I did!

Cuddles:Wow, you better move him to the room.

Mom:Gotcha.

Megatron:Thanks for getting me here, Squawktalk.

Mom:I'M NOT SQUAWKTALK!

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime is lying on a bed.

Ratchet:I found the bug here, your vision sensors are broken, and you'll be seeing the wrong things for a while. I can't repair this kind of damage, but this hospital should.

Ratchet walks to the front door.

Ratchet:You nurses can come in, now!

Giggles, Petunia, and Flaky come in, wearing very revealing nurse outfits that look more like bikinis.

Ratchet:Sorry, girls, this is a hospital. If you want to turn on horny guys, then there's a strip club a few blocks from here. Where a the nurses?

All three girls:We are the nurses.

Ratchet:Really?

Giggles:I swear, whoever came up with this is dead.

Optimus Prime looks at Giggles, Petunia, and Flaky, all wearing naughty nurse clothing perverts like.

Optimus Prime:Wow, you look rather splendid.

Giggles, Petunia, and Flaky(all blushing):Thanks!

Optimus Prime:I'd like to get my hands on you...

Giggles (now a bit nervous):Um...thanks for the compliment.

Optimus Prime:Such nice curves and shapes...

Petunia:You're scaring us now.

Optimus Prime:In fact, I want to do something to you seen only in lemon fics.

Flaky:EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!! Why the hell would we have sex with you?!

Optimus Prime picks up a nearby toaster.

Optimus Prime:What are you talking about? I don't wanna do that to you, guys! I'm talking to this thing!

He points to toaster.

Giggles(To Ratchet):He's was attracted to that?

Ratchet:All of us Transformers are. Well, I better go do something random while you heal up. Later.

Optimus Prime:You too.

As soon as Ratchet left, Megatron is wheeled in. The leader of the Autobots takes no notice however.

Cuddles:This guy is suffering the same vision problem the other guy has.

Megatron looks at the girls.

Megatron:Wow. That is sexy.

Giggles:STAY AWAY FROM US.

Megatron picks up a nearby toaster.

Megatron:I'm talking about this, not you bhes.

Flaky:Hey!

Petunia:Hey!

Giggles:Hey!

Optimus Prime:Hey! Transformers: The Movie is on! Give me the remote!

Prime grabs the remote and changes the channel. Megatron watches as well.

Cuddles(eying Giggles):So Giggles, want to go on a date tonight?

Giggles:Sorry, Cuddles. I'm working overtime tonight.

Cuddles:Oh...

Cuddles then starts to squeeze Giggles butt.

Cuddles:Then can all you girls pose for some pictures that are entirely tasteful?

POW!!!! Giggles punches Cuddles.

Giggles:LOOK, PAL. I NOT ANYONE'S SEX THING.

Petunia:What's wrong with all these people?! Is this hospital full of horny guy!?!?

Random guy:WOW, HOT STUFF!

Another random guy:I CAN'T BREATH!

A third random guy whistles.

All three random guys:HHHEEELLLLLOOOOO NURSES!!!!

Megatron:Does that answer your question?

Flaky:Let's go kick these guys' asses.

Giggles and Petunia:agreed.

The girls do just that and Optimus Prime and Megatron continue to watch TV without noticing each other. A week later...

Cuddles:You both have healed up quickly.

Optimus Prime:Thanks for your help, Bumblebee.

Cuddles:But I'm not-

Megatron:We better leave now.

Both Robots jump out of their beds. They glance at one another several times, but don't give a second thought.

Cuddles:Wait, guys. I haven't finished repairing your vision sens-

Cuddles is cut off as he is crushed to death by Megatron's foot. Neither robot takes notice.

Walking in opposite directions, both leaders crash through the hospital walls, causing it to collapse, killing everyone else inside at that moment.

Optimus Prime:I wonder where Ratchet is...

Meanwhile, at the amusement park...

Ratchet:What do you mean I'm too tall for this ride!?

Lumpy:Sorry. As Fortress Maximus, that's my job.

With Megatron...

Megatron:I wonder what happened to Starscream...

Starscream is selling ice cream to random HTFs.

Both Optimus Prime and Megatron have walked to opposite sides of wherever-the-HTFs-live when it hits them.

Both:WTF?! I SAW MY ENEMY IN THIS TOWN!!

Something they should have known the week before.

Things like that happen in real life,oddly enough. Read and Review, people!