A/N: I've finally finished part 2, took me longer than I thought and I didn't use the parts I thought I would, but I finally added a peel-off maneuver with the Clonies as "Co-primates". But enjoy! And for a disclaimer, go to part one.
The Great Ape-Scape
Part 2
As we left off, the three Earth teenagers have been captured and taken to a strict prison on an asteroid. The girl Serenity was taken to solitary confinement as the brown-haired boy, Russ sees this, he tries to come up with an escape plan.
Smart-O: So, what's the plan, Rusty?
Russ: Well, I'm not sure yet. But I'm still thinking.
Pipsqueak: Yeah, just let us know if ya come up with anything.
Russ: Sure thing, man.
Chris: I just hope Serenity is all right.
Back in "The Box", Serenity is still bouncing her tennis ball off the wall, but just when she bounces it off once, the ball doesn't come back.
Serenity: What the…?
It floats in midair for a moment, but in a second it reveals to be held by one of 3 wavy dark red shadows with glowing heads.
Serenity: (Gasps)
Alien #1: Serenity Yang.
Alien #2: Do not fear us. We are the . A race so advanced that our name must never be said or written, only thought.
Alien #3: Do you still have the rings that you found?
Serenity: Sure do.
She takes the rings out of her pocket.
Alien #1: We were told in a prophecy; the Four Elements will assist the defenders of the universe.
Alien #2: We must go now.
Serenity: Wait a second, what do you mean by what you said?
Alien #1: I'm sure you will figure it out, farewell, Serenity Yang.
The aliens disappear and drop the tennis ball, Serenity picks it up.
Serenity: (Sighs) I think by the time I figure out what they mean, I'll be baked to a crisp.
She sits back down and tosses the ball back off the wall. Meanwhile, the Space Monkeys arrive on the asteroid and see the prison.
Spydor: I think I found it.
The ship lands and the Space Monkeys & Clonies exit.
Domino: So, what's the plan, Cap?
Captain Simian: We'll just waltz in and ask 'em for the guys back.
Clio: You sure that'll work?
Captain Simian: If you have any better ideas, Clio, I'd like to hear 'em.
Clio: None whatsoever.
Hoku: Well then, let's get moving.
The group gets to the prison where Jufyn is standing at the front gates.
Captain Simian: Hey you!
Jufyn: Who me?
Captain Simian: Yeah you, I believe you have 3 of my crew. Who's in charge?
Jufyn: That would be the warden, he's inside the jailhouse.
The Space Monkeys are about to go in, but Jufyn stops them.
Jufyn: Hold it, folks. (points to sign) "No cats, dogs, pigs or alligators allowed."
Captain Simian to Clonies: Sorry guys, looks like you'll have to sit this one out.
So, the Clonies just sit in front of the gate as the Space Monkeys the jail house. There, they meet the shadowy warden in his office.
Captain Simian: Warden, I hear you're in charge here.
Warden: That is correct. And you are?
Captain Simian: I'm Captain Chuck Simian of the Primate Avenger and I don't like having any of my crew kidnapped, so I'd like them back.
Warden: And they would be?
Captain Simian: 3 teenagers, one's a brown haired boy, the other's a blonde nerd wearing an earring and the third is a Chinese girl.
Warden: Ah yes, I seen 'em. You can have them, but the bail's 2,000 gamma diamonds.
Captain Simian: What? That's ridicules.
Spydor: Even I don't have that many.
Warden: No diamonds, no prisoners.
Spydor: But…
Warden: Good day. Shall my men show y'all the way out or will y'all show yourselves?
Captain Simian: We'll show ourselves, thanks.
They head out, the Clonies are there.
Hoku: Ya didn't get the guys, huh?
Spydor: Nope.
Captain Simian: But we'll think of something, back to the ship.
Domino: Right-o, Cap.
Meanwhile, Russ gets an idea.
Russ: Oh! (whispers to Smart-O) I have an idea.
Smart-O: Yeah?
Russ: O.K., first, where are the keys for "The Box"?
Smart-O: They're with that guard.
Russ: Perfect. O.K., I'm gonna need Faker & Chris on this one.
He huddles the prisoners together and tells his plan. In a second, the guard appears.
Guard: All right, what's goin' on here?
Smart-O: He hit them!
Shows Russ on the ground and what appears to be Chris & Faker had just hit him.
Russ: (Crying) They hit me!
Guard: All right you two, inside.
He takes Chris & Faker inside the big house, once he's out of sight, Russ is fine.
Russ: (Snickering)
Smart-O: Nice one, kid.
Russ: Thanks, and thanks Sweat-bomb for letting me use some of your sweat for tears.
Sweat-bomb: No problem-o.
Russ: I took acting in third grade.
Inside, the guard brings Chris & Faker to a jail cell.
Guard: There.
Chris: Dude, how come ya locked us outside?
Guard: What? You're inside.
Faker: Nah, you have it wrong, guy, we're outside, you're the one inside.
Guard: I am?
He unlocks and Chris & Faker come out while the guard goes into the cell, and Chris locks it then walk off with the keys.
Chris: Boo-hoo, now I'll never see my mom, dad or sister again. Boo-hoo-hoo.
Faker: Yeah, and I'll never see my wife or kiddies again. (fake sob)
They go into the hall and high five. That's when the guard realizes he's in the cell.
Guard: Hey! Let me outta here!
Chris & Faker start letting out all the prisoners in the cells. Then to the others.
Chris: Russ, we got 'em!
Russ: Great job, guys. You free Serenity while we try digging our way outta here.
Chris: You got it.
Faker: You can count on us.
The 2 leave as Pipsqueak starts digging, but just then, something comes running up under the fence where the hole is and leaps into Russ' arm. It's…
Domino: (Barks)
Russ: Domino!
The backward Dalmatian slurps Russ' face.
Russ: Am I glad to see you.
Domino: Good to see you too. C'mon, the Cap's got the ship ready to take you all outta here.
Russ: What about Faker, Chris & Serenity?
Domino: We'll pick them up too. Hurry.
Russ & everyone else goes under the fence and Domino's about to follow after but one of the guards shows up.
Guard: Hey! No dogs allowed!
Russ: Domino, look out!
Domino: Aah!
He goes under the fence but the guard grabs him and it's a tug of war between Domino & the guard.
Guard: (Growling)
Domino: (Whimpering)
That's when Russ throws a rock over the fence and onto the guard's head, knocking him out.
Guard: D'oh!
This gives Domino the advantage to get away and rejoin the others.
Domino: All right, let's go!
They all go off. Meanwhile, Chris & Faker come to the boxes but are caught by Jufyn & the Warden whom reveals to be an Anthro rattlesnake dressed like a cowboy.
Jufyn: Well, well, well, what have we here?
Warden: Looks like some jailbirds gonna fly the coop.
Chris: Hey look! A ticked off gorilla!
Faker: Look out behind you!
Jufyn: Nice try, boys.
But Gor grabs the two's heads and bashes them together, knocking them out temporarily.
Chris: All right, Gor!
Faker: Great job, fella!
Gor: Thank you.
Chris: Now we gotta get Serenity outta those boxes before she burnt to death!
So, Gor pries the bin lid off and gets Serenity out.
Chris: Serenity! You O.K.?
Serenity: Whew! Yeah, thanks to you guys.
That's when the Primate Avenger appears and hovers over the group and the cargo bin opens. Gor takes the kids in one arm and Faker clings to the gorilla's shoulder handle. Gor boards the ship. It was then that Jufyn & the warden see this.
Jufyn: They're getting away!
Warden: Not yet they ain't. Guards, to the air!
Gor returns to the bridge where the other Space Monkeys, Clonies, Russ & prisoners are.
Domino: Gor! You're back!
Serenity to Gor: Not so tight, ya big lug!
Gor releases Chris & Serenity and Faker comes off him.
Clio: Uh-oh, we have company!
They see the guards in their starship after the Primate Avenger.
Captain Simian: Prepare to peel-off! Primate stations!
The Clonies each go to their Space Monkey and they each get to a certain space; Gor, Spydor & Shao Lin's chairs go through holes. As Dr. Splitz is sucked in through a hole and the Captain's chair moves to the front of the ship. Gor & Mahina go through a tunnel in the chair that has a rocket booster on the bottom. Shao Lin climbs through another tunnel, clinging to bars & with Clio on her back. Spydor & Domino fly through another tunnel.
Spydor: (Screeching)
Dr. Splitz swings in through another tunnel on a zip line cord. The Captain puts on his helmet.
Captain Simian: Prepare to peel-off. Primate one, go! (thumbs up)
Hoku: Co-primate one, go! (thumbs up)
Shao Lin: Primate two, go! (thumbs up)
Clio: Co-primate two, go! (thumbs up)
Spydor: Primate three, go!
He makes Domino do a thumbs up.
Domino: Co-primate three, go!
Gor: Primate… uh… (counts fingers) four, go! (thumbs up)
Mahina: Co-primate four, go! (thumbs up)
Dr. Splitz: Primate five, go! (thumbs up)
Splitzy: And six, go! (thumbs up)
Captain Simian: Peel off!
The ship splits into 5 parts and evasively loses the fleet. Primate One goes back and destroys the prison.
Hoku: All right! Nice shot, boss.
Warden: My prison! My jailbirds! I'm ruined! (sobs)
The ship goes off in the distance. After dropping the others home on their planets, everyone's together, the captain & Russ low five.
Captain Simian: Great job, Russ.
Russ: You did real good too, Chuck.
Spydor: Eh, you guys ain't so bad… for humans that is.
Serenity scratches behind Spydor's ear.
Spydor: Hey watch it, ya… Ooh, actually… that… that feels pretty good. Mm, yeah. Little to the left. Ahh, that's the stuff.
Chris: But one question, how the heck do we get back home?
Dr. Splitz: I believe I can reconnect the GLOP code from your laptop to here.
Domino: Ya mean, you guys are leaving?
Captain Simian: 'Fraid they have to, Domino.
Russ: Won't we ever see you guys again?
Dr. Splitz: But of course. Once the GLOP code is reconnected, I can send it to you.
Splitzy: Then y'all can write it down.
Serenity: Oh, that reminds me. When I was in the box, I met these dark red shadowy guys.
Captain Simian: Then, you've met the…
Crew: The who?
Serenity: Exactly. They said "The four elements will assist the defenders of the universe."
Shao Lin: The four elements, of course. Serenity, may I see the rings?
Serenity hands Shao Lin the rings, she looks at them and figures out the prophecy.
Shao Lin: Of course, the rings represent the four elements; Water, Earth, Fire & Air. Whoever found the rings will assist us and that is you three.
Russ: Us?
Spydor: I don't get it, how're the rings gonna help them help us?
Russ: I don't know.
Captain Simian: But while you figure it out, I have a proclamation for you guys.
Russ: What's that?
Captain Simian: We'll determine your rank and… you bring bananas.
Spydor: Loads & loads of bananas.
Russ: (Half smiles) Deal.
He & the Captain shake hands, Domino puts his front paws on Russ' side and he pets him. Chris is with Dr. Splitz.
Dr. Splitz: Take care, Christopher.
Chris: Chris.
Splitzy: See ya 'round, brother.
Chris hugs Splitzy, whom lifts him a couple inches off the ground. Once he puts him back down, Clio & Mahina go to Chris whom hugs them both. Gor lifts them all in a hug.
Gor: Visit us again very soon.
Chris: We will, Gor. I promise.
Hoku goes to Serenity, she scoops the cat up.
Hoku: (Meows)
Shao Lin hands Serenity back the rings, the two bow to each other then Serenity hands Hoku to Shao Lin.
Clio: Hey, there are four rings so who gets what?
Serenity: I want Water.
Chris: Dibs on Earth.
Russ: I'm takin' Fire.
Domino: But who gets Air?
Russ: Well, I think I should have Air.
Serenity: No fair, I found the rings!
Chris: It was my laptop that brought us here!
Russ: It was my cat that found the code!
All: (Arguing at once)
But Shao Lin takes the Air ring.
Shao Lin: I'll keep it until a fourth wearer is found.
All: (Various agreements)
At his computer, Dr. Splitz reconnects the GLOP code from Chris' laptop.
Dr. Splitz: Got it.
Splitzy: And we wrote it down. (hands piece of paper to Russ)
Russ: (Takes paper, imitates Dr. Nick) Bye, everybody!
The 3 kids are sucked into the computer and in a second, are back in Russ' living room.
Russ: All right, we're back home.
Chris: Yeah. And look.
They look at the clock, only 2 hours have passed.
Chris: We've only been gone for 2 hours.
Serenity: Then our families won't be worried.
Russ: Yup. So, you guys wanna ride bikes?
Chris/Serenity: Yeah!
So, the 3 friends go out bike-riding.
The End.
Stay tuned for the sequel.
References:
Chris & Faker tricking the guard to be in the cell is similar to how Bugs Bunny tricked Yosemite Sam in the cartoon "Big House Bunny."
Domino getting nabbed by the guard is similar to in "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" where Chance got caught by the guard under the fence.
Gor embraces three in a hug like Chien-Po from "Mulan". And that's all I can come up with.
