WARNING: MAJOR OOCness BEWARE!!!
Fifth chappie to drum roll I Have no Idea as to what to call this story so plz help me people! Fifth chappie to drum roll

Here are the reasons for not updating as follows:
1. Writer's block the ultimate enemy.

2. My mother was really sick so I helped take care of her. U know U would have too!

3.. SCHOOL WAH!!!

4. My brother wouldn't get off runescape!

Any way I am also Opening a pairing pole but their ar rules.

1: No voting multiple times.

2: No Yayoi,Yuri,or harem.

3. I will only allow the votings for Masashi Kishimoto's characters not mine or Arashi, I have already decided who Mimori, Azuki, and Arashi will go with.

4: I will try to make this realistic so yeah remember they're only twelve or thirteen.

Enough with the excuses though so yeah and since I kidnapped Sasuke he is now free because of all the reviews I got. another thing I want to point out is that sometime once this fic is over( it probably won't be for a long while though) That I will be doing numerous oneshots and a Inuyasha and Naruto xover. Done before but eh what do I care any way!

Disclaimer: I WILL OWN YOU MY SWEET NARUTO!!! ONE DAY I WILL OWN YOU!!! but not today.T-T

Chapter 5: The contest and the grumpy Kakashi

The next morning all six genin met at their usual training area. Naruto and Azuki arrived first both had evil little smirks on their faces. Then came Sasuke and Arashi, Sasuke had his usual emotionless face with a hint of annoyance and Arashi...Um you don't want to know. Okay maybe you do Arashi was black and blue with a few ugly bruises he also looked like he hadn't slept in days.

"What happened to you Arashi!" Naruto exclaimed.

(flashback)

Arashi was muttering something about emo kids, whatever they are, when suddenly he stumbled into a room half asleep and thirsty. Unfortunately for him it was the Uchiha training course ANBU edition.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

( end)

"You don't want to know." was all the normally hyper Arashi said before collapsing unconscious.

Mimori and Sakura decided to arrive at that moment. Sakura was blabbing on about something that should not be talked about with preteen boys in hearing distance, while Mimori was blushing... actually it looked like her head was a radish with a brown wig.

"Uh...Sakura." Started Naruto who was looking slightly confused.

"No Naruto for the love of all that is innocent and pure do NOT ask!" Mimori pleaded on her hands clasped together as if praying.

"Urgh..." Arashi moaned.

"Oh kami what happened to you... you did this didn't you!" Mimori accused pointing at Sasuke.

"Its not my fault he went to the ANBU training coarse." Sasuke said in a bored tone.

"Hey don't accuse Sasuke of something he didn't do! Right Sasuke?" Sakura asked scolding Mimori in the process.

"Whatever Arashi-kun are you okay? Azuki-kun help me out a bit okay." Mimori commanded

"I'm fine just tired." Arashi said.

"Ah great now how are we supposed to pass if Arashi is tired that's a liability! Arashi get yourself up with this." Azuki said holding out a soldier pill.

Azuki stared at the pill "Where did you get this?"

"I nicked it off a weird dude with a dog on his head... Why?" Azuki said with a thoughtful expression on his face.

"I think I feel much better now, I won't need that pill ok!" Arashi stood up quickly.

"KIBA! Hahahaha" Naruto laughed.

"Oh so that was his name. He was talking to this really cute girl named Shino, no, Rino, no, OH yeah Ino!" Azuki said with a thoughtful expression.

"YOU THINK INO-PIG IS CUTE?" Sakura screeched. Sasuke heard the name and gave off an involuntary shudder.

Arashi looked clueless, and Azuki nodded. "Yeah why?"

"Hey Arashi, Azuki, Don't you think we should come up with a plan on defeating Kakashi-sensei I mean he is an elite jonin from what Sakura told me." Mimori asked with a worried expression. Trying to change the subject.

"Don't worry Mimori me and Naruto figured out the ultimate prank to pull on him, if he manages to avoid it then he'll still be pretty tired out, at least, after all those traps we put up he better be!"

"Now I'm even more worried!" Mimori let out a groan.

"Um...I don't think Arashi learned his first lesson from Jiraiya-sensei." Azuki sighed.

"What was that?" Sakura asked confused.

Azuki and Mimori sweatdropped. "Never play a prank on your sensei if he is a sanin or jonin."

Sakura sweatdropped as well. "Do I want to know?"

(Flashback)

"I bet the old fart went to peep on some ladies!" Arashi exclaimed angrily.

"Calm down Arashi he probably just...forgot that we had a test today, yeah that's it!" Mimori exclaimed trying to stick up for their perverted sensei.

"I doubt it." Arashi thought.

Suddenly Arashi stood up and said "THATS IT!"

"Arashi what are you? " Mimori started but stopped

Arashi was busy getting all of his kunai and shuriken tied to a string he found. He set up the garland of pointy objects up above in a tree. He then used some of the string and tied the garland up on a branch. It now looked like all of the kunai and shuriken were going to fall onto the path and any poor victims underneath it.

"Now for the finishing touch." Arashi said excitedly.

He then used his jacket and placed a thousand tiny pebbles in it. Arashi hung his jacket up above the garland of kunai so that if somebody were to dodge the kunai the pebble would be pelted at them.

"Your a baka you know that will never work right?" Azuki asked Arashi with an evil smirk.

A short while later Jiraya appeared and sprung the trap he quickly did a few hand signs and said "Kawarimi no Jutsu!"

In Jiraiya's place was Arashi, and he yelled and cursed Jiraiya who just chuckled and smiled.

(End Flashback)

"He's nuts." Thought Sakura with a larger sweatdrop forming at the back of her head.

A loud yell was heard and an extremely pink Kakashi came out of the tree brush. And whats worse was he seemed ready to, not just murder, not just mutilate, and not just bash sombody's head in, but To do all three and more.

"You little punks are gonna pay." Kakashi said with fire literally behind him, he also said it calmly which worried poor Naruto and Arashi even more.

Arashi and Naruto looked like they were going to wet their pants. Mimori looked slightly panicked and worried for her teammate and friend.

"Now give me my book back or the world will be missing two baka brats!" Kakashi roared

The two genin looked at eachother confused. "We didn't take your book all we did was set up that photo and place it over your head so that you would scream in agony." Naruto said.

Arashi slapped his forehead "Please Naruto just ask him to murder us!"

Kakashi's eye twitched. "You mean you are the one that put that picture on my forehead. I really didn't want to see Guy in a pink tutu, and I hope you realize that now I will make sure you get only D rank missions."

Naruto had large fake waterfall tears coming from his eyes now. While everyone else looked ready to kill... except for Mimori, and Arashi. Azuki had mysteriously dissapeared.

"But still where is my BOOK!" Kakashi asked fuming.

They heard a "manly" scream coming from a bush nearby.

"I am mentally scarred for life that is what Jiraiya-sensei writes!? I'm going to be sick ugh!" Azuki yelled.

The group walked over to him and saw what was wrong, and, Yes, they were mentally scarred for life as well.

"MINE!" Kakashi yelled

After a whole bunch of random stuff and people being traumatized. The test was finally about ready to begin.

(Later that day)

The group of five was walking down the street talking about the test. It went almost exactly as team seven's had except that Kakashi seemed to actually try and kill Arashi and Azuki!

"Ha thats what he gets for testing us the same way Jiraiya tested us!" Arashi laughed.

"I do admit that was kind of lame." Azuki agreed.

"Hey guys I have an idea!" Shouted Naruto.

Everyone stopped and looked at him waiting for him to continue.

"We should celebrate by having an all you can eat ramen contest and the loser has to pay!"

Everyone groaned except for Mimori who just looked happy.(a/n hello is anyone getting the hint i put there!)

"Okay Naruto-kun your on!" Mimori agreed determination in her eyes.

"I'm in on it too!" Arashi shouted, never one to pass up a meal.

As they arrived at Ichiraku's noodle stand Arashi froze. This place was still around after so many years. Mimori recognized it too. It was were they first met.

(Flashback)

Arashi was walking home after a long day at the academy. His sensei Anoku Mitarashi had told him off about not memorizing the shodaime's special attacks or something. As if that would ever come in handy with him being a ninja. Now he was walking home to an empty apartment. At least he had a home though some orphans weren't lucky enough to have one. He was an orphan not because his both of his parents died but simply because they didn't want him. He was born to a geisha and she was risking her 'career' if she kept him so she gave him up. His father was probably some rich lord who decided to have some fun and cheat on his wife. At least he had a few friends but they were too old and always had a mission or something they never had time to play. Arashi looked up from staring at the ground and saw a rather new looking ramen stand. His stomach gave aloud growl and he decided he might as well eat ramen while he was there.

"Excuse me old man how much is the ramen you sell here?"

"Hmm. Well today only we have an all you can eat free ramen buffet." Said th owner while directing his son on how to make the perfect ramen.

"YATTA!" shouted Arashi his eyes shining in glee." I will have six miso beef ramen please!"

"Six thats an awful lot for a young boy." The owner said with shock

Just then a young girl came in not any older than Arashi, meaning she was around seven.

"Um...Hello you sell ramen here right, or did I read the sign wrong?" She asked shyly

"No you didn't young lass were giving the ramen out free today if you would like some." The owner smiled.

"Really, in that case I will have two bowls of beef ramen please!"

"My the youth in this village sure do like their ramen." The owner said looking between Arashi and the girl.

Arashi had a blush on his face. The girl that had come in was a little cute with her freckles and green blue eyes. 'Ew what am I thinking girls are supposed to be icky!'

"Um, Hello My names Asuko Mimori whats yours?" Mimori asked a smile on her face.

"My names Kazama Arashi, the next great hokage!" Arashi exclaimed.

"Wow you wan't to be hokage too?" Mimori asked eyes wide.

"Yup! Why do you wan't to be hokage?" Arashi asked.

"Yes I would love to be the first female hokage!" Mimori said. " but since you wan't to be hokage too I guess that makes us rivals."

"Rivals? Yeah I guess so but I thought you could have only one rival and I already have one his name is Uciha Azuki."

"You mean that boy with those strange violet eyes?" Mimori asked

"Yup!" Arashi said. " I here his mother is a hyuuga and that his father eloped with her. Hey do you know what eloped means?"

"Nope. But it sounds funny!" Mimori said and laughed.

"Here is your ramen Arashi, yours too Mimori. Eloped means they ran off and got married without their families knowledge."

"That sounds so romantic." Said the owners wife joining the conversation.

A soon as she said that another coversation started between the owner and his wife. The children really didn't care so they just decided to eat their ramen. After they finished they thanked the man and left.

"So Arashi who's class are you in at the academy. I'm in Umino-sensei's class she is trying to teach us all how to be beautiful yet deadly kunoichi's." Mimori said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"I'm in Mitarashi's class he is a total evil man and wants us to memorize everything he teaches us, if we don't he makes us play dodge." Arashi said through a grimace

"Dodge? Don't you mean dodgeball?" Mimori asked confused.

"No, I mean dodge as in dodge the kunai or you die!" Arashi said while holding out his arm to show her a scar.

"He is evil!" Said Mimori her eyes wide.

And so a long and sometimes painful firendship began.

(Flashback end)

"Hey guys you okay?" Asked Azuki concerned.

"Huh yeah I'm fine." Arashi said continuing into the restraunt.

"Alright what'll it be Naruto! Hey who are your friends, They look awfully familiar." Said Teuchi.

"Oh yeah this is Sakura, Arashi, Mimori, and Azuki! This is old man Teuchi hes the owner of Ichiraku's!" Naruto said introducing everybody.

"Hi were here cause Naruto challenged us to a ramen eating competition!" Mimori said eager to start the contest.

"Hahaha Good luck Naruto is the only one that I know who can stuff away sixteen bowls of ramen in one sitting!" Laughed Teuchi." any way I'll start you off with some Miso Ramen eh, hows that sound?"

"Great!" Shouted the three ramen monsters.

"Oi Ayame we got three customers here that are orderin' some miso ramen and their holdin a ramen eating contest!"

"Hai, Father! Three miso ramen coming up." Ayame said turning back to the boiling water and adding the noodles.

After a few moments the contest began. Naruto scarfed his down like no tommorrow, Arashi tried to out do him but he looked like he was drowning in his ramen at the rate it was dissapearing. Mimori however was eating at a slow but steady pace. So while Naruto was on his tenth bowl and Arashi on his nine and three quarters one, Mimori was only on her fourth.

"Ha I win!" Shouted Naruto

"Uh..." Arashi said looking over at Mimori.

"Hmm.WHAT!!!" Naruto yelled his eyes wide as saucers.

Mimori had around nineteen bowls of ramen stacked up beside her versus the eighteen in Naruto's pile and the seventeen and a half finished bowls in Arashi's.

"H-How did you beat Naruto?" asked Sakura slack jawed.

"I made sure to chew and mush up the noodles instead of swallowing them whole like you guys did. Also by eating slower I allowed my ramen to have a little time to digest. Though admitedly I now need to be excused, Where is the bathroom?!" She said running towrd where the owner pointed.

"Ha laxatives a pranksters best trick!" laughed Arashi.

"You put laxatives in her ramen!" Shouted Sakura.

"No I put them in Naruto's bowl just now." Arashi replied with a grin.

"Bathroom!" Shouted Naruto running off.

Azuki and Arashi were both laughing while Mimori, as soon as she heard what happened, started scolding them. Naruto came back pissed and decided to teach the other blonde a lesson.

"Orioke no Jutsu!" Naruto yelled transforming into a blonde teenage girl with smoke whisping around her.

"You pervert, I try sticking up for you and you show thanks by transforming into a damn naked lady!" Mimori yelled.

Arashi was out cold, no not from blood loss, from laughing! While Azuki sat there poking him with a stick.

"Hey Mimori maybe you and I could have a sleep over I'll invite everyone so that you can get aquainted with some girls. It must be tiresome traveling with three men all the time without a rest."

"Hey thats offensive!" Whined Azuki.

"How can you be related to Sasuke, you act more like you are related to Naruto or that Arashi guy!" Sakura exclaimed with fury.

" I'll see you guys tomorrow, Azuki make sure Naruto doesn't kill you or Arashi kay cuz he looks like he's trying to strangle Arashi over there." Mimori yelled waving goodbye as she was dragged off by Sakura.

Next chapter is what the girls and guys do at eachother's houses. I'm already working on it so it should be up within at least a month. Your probably saying WHAT A MONTH!WHY? Well the reason for that is I also have to work on this thing called young authors, Go to student council meetings, a dance on friday, do my homework, arrange a way for my recycling commitee to start and to top it all off I still have to do my chores and keep my little bro out a trouble.

No Q/A but I am opening the polls to you who would you prefer for Naruto and Sasuke to be hooked up with?