Wrath ran outside in the dead of night, "Hmm, where can I get a mode of transportation, an airplane, no, a taxi, nah, a submarine, nada, I know", Wrath said as he looked down the street.
Meanwhile Envy struggled to get up on some crutches he found, "ARRG, when I catch him I'm going to kill him for the third time today", Envy snarled as he limped out the door.
He actually got to the street and was searching for the misbehaving brat, "now, where is he", Envy said as he walked to the middle of the street.
Suddenly bright headlights appeared on the horizon, a blue jalopy came speeding toward our green haired friend, in the driver's seat was Wrath, laughing happily.
"Oh my god", Envy gasped as he dodged the metal deathtrap.
"Bye Envy", Wrath laughed as he sped into town, "Wrath, why you little, I'm going to mutilate you"
Envy turned around to see a little kid riding a red tricycle on the sidewalk, Envy quickly ran over to the kid.
"Hey, uh…delinquent I need to borrow your stupid maroon colored trice before my homicidal roommate destroys the entire town", Envy yelled at the freaked out kid.
"Sure, Oh magical talking palm-tree", the said happily to him.
"Your lucky kid I'm already on parole or else I would kill you, also thank you", Envy said with a forced grin.
Envy hopped on the little toy and started to petal toward the doomed town very slowly.
"Dammit, can't this infernal contraption go any faster", Envy panted as he started pedaling faster.
Meanwhile in downtown ResemboolLust and the rest of the gang were driving back to the apartment in their black mini van, Lust was a little annoyed, no…scratch that, VERY annoyed with everyone.
Greed was sitting in the very back still twitching from the first chapter but now he looked as if he got in a fight with a lawnmower, the lawnmower definitely won because now his hair was a complete mess and the scissors were stuck in his locks.
Sloth was sleeping in the middle, it looked like she was having a nightmare because she was tossing and turning yelling, "No Dante don't make me eat the yucky broccoli".
Gluttony was sitting in the front passenger's seat bugging Lust because they just came out of a Burger King's drive through, "can I eat it now", he said?
"No" she replied.
"How bout now", he repeated.
"NO", she yelled!
"Now", "No", "now", "NOOOOO", "NOOOWW"?
"Dammit wait until we get home", she said extending her killer manicure with anger.
Suddenly, Wrath came speeding down the block cutting off Lust, "GAH, watch where you going you son of a #$", Lust yelled to the driver!
"Strange, that driver looked awfully familiar", She said.
"Crap, I passed them", Wrath said trying to turn around the broken down machine.
Envy however was peddling faster trying to catch up to the crazy psychopath, he turned the corner only to see Lust and the rest of the gang, "Shit, now what, if they see me without Wrath they'll kill me… again", Envy said quickly hiding behind a trashcan.
"I know I'll shape-shift into something inconspicuous and sneak past them", he said.
He suddenly turned into a small dog he saw a couple minutes ago, he walked into the street and started trotting past them.
"I am a dog, ARF I say", he said to them.
"Very suspicious a talking dog, its not every day you see one", Lust said clueless of the truth.
Envy luckily made it to the next block and saw the nightmare that caused all this trouble.
The car was stuck in a gutter and Wrath was frustratingly trying to free the infernal contraption.
"Wrath, you stop with these stupid shenanigans before you get yourself killed…again", Envy said turning back into his somewhat human form!
Suddenly the car came free and Wrath jumped back into the drivers seat, "I am off", he yelled!
The car quickly sputtered back to life and with a screech of the popped tires, it came speeding down the street toward our green haired friend.
"Wrath I will not move from this spot until you stop that car", Envy demanded planting his feet into the asphalt.
But the car kept coming, "Oh Shit", he murmured, but it was too late for him to react.
The slammed into him as he splattered across the windshield, "Gah", he yelped as they pivoted across the deserted street.
"Wrath, Stop the car", he said, his face spattered on the windshield.
"Envy get off the car", Wrath wined as he turned on the wipers.
The wipers activated and started slapping Envy in the face, "Ow, Ow, dammit Wrath, your killing my face", he said as he reached through the window for the steering wheel.
Wrath suddenly bit it, "Ow, that is not a chew toy, OW", he Envy screamed in pain.
"Envy your stupid mangled arm is blocking the windshield, I can't see", Wrath said too him.
Envy turned his face around, just to see the wall of their apartment closing in on his, "Crapppppppppp", Envy yelled.
There was a earth-shattering crash, then everything was silent.