Title: Barred Conversations
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Characters: Reno x Yuffie Kisaragi
Prompt: 007. Friend
Word Count: 217
Rating: K+
Summary: Why are men so incompetent and clueless?? Drunken ramblings of Yuffie.
Author's Notes: One of my favorites. Procrastinating again when I should be writing another paper. Please review! Reviews fuel me. It makes me happy to know that people actually read this.
He sat next to her in the bar, and she ranted on about how men were so incompetent and clueless. She downed another shot of her favorite whiskey, making a sour face as she felt the stinging liquid go down her throat.
He sat there and listened.
Fuming, she lowered her voice to a whisper to tell him the reason Tifa was such a sad mess was because Cloud was an idiot who wouldn't get over the green-eyed flower girl.
Of course, don't get her wrong, changing her voice to a boom without increasing any distance between her mouth and his ear.
He winced from the pain in his eardrums.
Don't get her wrong, she loved Aeris, and missed her a lot. But she didn't get what was up with these Avalanche men! They chased after ghosts, memories, unobtainable figures that were great while they lasted, but were in the past, while they had great women right in front of them! Cloud and Vinny the Vampire. What nostalgic saps.
When he could tell that was the end of her argument, he agreed with her.
Then he asked her if she wanted to go back to his place.
She laughed, calling him funny and said that she was so glad that they'd gotten to become friends.
More for sure to come after I finish this paper and take a final tomorrow. :(