Title: Pick-Up Lines
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Characters: Reno x Yuffie Kisaragi
Prompt: 014. Chair
Word Count: 248
Rating: K
Summary: Reno tries to make the move on Yuffie... again.
Author's Notes: Wow, that was easier than I thought. I just have to get back into it. Enjoy!
Yuffie had a crush on Rufus.
She gushed every time Reno mentioned him in one of his stories, after he was done telling one, she'd ask for another one.
Therefore, Reno tried to tell as many embarrassing stories of Rufus whenever he got the chance.
Yuffie would tell him that he was just jealous that Rufus was the Chair of Shinra, not to mention handsome, dashing, and mysterious.
He would tell her the only reason he was jealous was because Rufus could probably take Yuffie back to his apartment without having to listen to an hour long story about how men suck.
Yuffie raised her glass to that and knocked it happily against Reno's on the bar.
She told him that all it would take for Rufus to get her home would be an arm around her waist and a simple hello whispered in her ear.
Reno gave her a strange look before deciding to try out the move. He turned his body, wrapped an arm around her waist, and dipped her body down, as if they were dancing. He was about to whisper a smooth nothing into her ear when his cheek was met with hard knuckles, and he could feel his mouth fill with blood.
They both fell from their chairs, and Yuffie began to scream at Reno for being such a doofus. He spit out the blood onto the floor before climbing back on his chair and ordering another shot of his favorite amber poison.
I can probably do a big update now. :) This story had been bogging me down all summer.