Title: Happy Birthday Ojiisan!
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Characters: Reno x Yuffie Kisaragi
Prompt: 019. Crazy
Word Count: 523
Rating: T
Summary: She just had to be out of her mind, put-her-in-a-straight-jacket-as-soon-as-possible crazy.
A/N: Back from a loooong hiatus (at least for me). I've had these written up, but I've just been so busy with school, work, and other extra curricular things that I haven't had time to write. Thanks to all my reviewers!! I love hearing your comments. Enjoy!

She had to be crazy.

There was no other way to explain it.

She just had to be out of her mind, put-her-in-a-straight-jacket-as-soon-as-possible crazy.

He stared at her as she walked up the stairs to the stage as a couple of guys in the crowed hooted and hollered. She sent a sickly sweet smile over at Reno, and winked as he watched in horror. He wasn't sure if this was one of her spur of the moment moves, or if she had planned this whole thing.

When they yelled surprise as he walked into the room, he was literally half a second away from drawing his rod and hitting the first guy he saw in front of him.

He saw Yuffie standing on the table towards the back, the usually short ninja standing taller than everyone.

Everyone was there: Tseng, Elena, Rude, Reeve, Rufus, all those Avalanche suckers, and even that weird Shinra cat thing.

Across the back of the room hung this huge home made (and obviously Yuffie-made) poster that read, "Happy Birthday Ojiisan!".

He stood there dumbfounded for a moment, but as everyone came up to him and congratulating him on cheating death for another year, he wore an embarrassed smile.

And now she was doing this.

She took the microphone and said that she has had the pleasure, or curse, of knowing Reno for a good three years, unless of course you count the days when they were enemies fighting each other. She knew that he was going to hate her for this, but being that it was his birthday, she could do crazy embarrassing things without him objecting. The music began, and Reno sunk into his chair. He didn't know whether she was going to sing or dance, but he was SURE that both would be torture. He covered his eyes in embarrassment, and waited for the roaring laughter to begin.

He was taken by surprise when he heard her whisper in his ear that he would want his eyes open for this one.

Even more cheers and a roaring of the crowd filled the room, everyone already obviously drunk from the open bar that Yuffie had provided, Tifa, serving the drinks. Reno opened his eyes and surprisingly was met with Yuffie straddling his lap. He realized what was happening, and Yuffie laughed at the expression on his face.

Most of Reno's guests gawked and cheered.

Most of Yuffie's turned to the bar, embarrassed to see their youngest member as a sexy and provocative woman.

But before Yuffie could remove any clothing, Reno put his hands on hers stopping her. He looked murderously at all the men around him and said that there was no way he was going to share this. He picked her up, slung her body over his shoulder, and told everyone that there was an open bar, and plenty of food, so farewell for the next hour or two at least. They left the room to the sound of some noises of disappointment and mostly of laughter.

As he brought her to his personal office, he heard her say over his shoulder, "Happy birthday, Turkey."