Title: Anything You Can Do, We Can Do Better
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Characters: Reno x Yuffie Kisaragi
Prompt: 023. False
Word Count: 655
Rating: K
Summary: True... or False...

He felt his sweat drip down the side of his face. He swallowed the lump in his throat, and prayed that he would get this one right.

He looked up at Yuffie who looked back at him with a bright smile on her face. Her eyes were lit up and her whole body leaned forward, implying complete confidence in him.

He looked back down at the question in front of him. He had to get this right. There was no way that they were going to lose to Yuffie's dumb AVALANCHE friends, who couldn't even really be considered a couple. He just had to choose the answer that he thought she had chosen for this particular question. It wasn't even that the odds were against him. It was a fifty fifty chance that he would get this one right. However with the present situation at hand, answering the question right would obtain them victory over the stupid blonde kid and the brunette with the rack, and answering the question wrong would vaporize any chance of Reno getting laid tonight, and possibly the rest of the week, but for the life of him, he couldn't remember.

True or False: Your partner said that she would rather ride on a boat than a airplane.

Reno wanted to wring all their necks. How the hell did he get in this situation anyway? Ok, he had been trying to make things up to her for the last fight they had by being nicer. Then there was definitely the fact that she said playing games at the bar would mean free drinks all night long. But seriously, who would have thought that she would come up with this stupid game? Apparently, each of the bartenders wanted to prove which knew her man more and vice versa. But he swore there was some kind of flaw in the game, especially since the brunette and the blonde had known each other since childhood. And that Reno only knew that Yuffie got sick on BOTH boats and airplanes, and that she hated them the same.

Bingo.

"False. She hates them equally."

Tifa, Yuffie, and Cloud all looked at each other, then down at the card, then at Reno before looking back at each other. Reno really really really wanted to strangle all of them. Yuffie jumped up and screamed at the other two that this declared a tie, and the game should move onto sudden death.

Reno stood up and protested the game go on any longer. Was he right or was he right? The question was worth more points than they needed to win.

Tifa turned the card over and smiled saying that Yuffie had indeed answered false, but for a different reason. Yuffie lept into one of Reno's arms and said that now that she heard his answer though, it definitely was the right one. But now it was time for sudden death.

Reno had enough. He finished his round and declared he was going home and was done with this stupid game. Cloud showed a bit of relief and excitement at the thought of the game ending. Yuffie and Tifa looked up at him disappointed. He stood up and walked out of the bar.

As soon as Reno got into his apartment, Yuffie showed up. He scowled at her and told her that he would never agree to play any kind of game with her and her friends anymore.

She laughed and said that from now on, she would settle disputes with Tifa on her own.

Reno pulled his jacket off, and went into the bedroom to lie down. Yuffie followed and let Reno pull her on top of him.

She told him that technically since they didn't win or lose, she wasn't going to have sex with him that night.

He kissed her neck in the way that he knew melted her like butter. Now that was definitely false.