The Twisted Days of Winx Lives:

What happened to the 4th Season?

This chapter's going to have a lot of Witches dissing RF. I am not responsible for the following witch's comments..although I did write them down!

The Double Dare

Back in Icy's trailer near the Cloud Tower campus, Icy and her sister Darcy waited for Stormy to get home from her therapy sessions. They decided to read the script that Straffi's crew gave them, yet it couldn't quench their utter boredom.

"Who are they kidding? We're in this season too!" Darcy groaned as she lay down on her bed, her brown hair rippling across the sheets. "Oy yoy yoy, The hate mail is piling up with every season..'why aren't you guys dead yet?' it's beyond me!"

"At least it's one more chance to wipe the snot off those Winx girls again," Icy smiled.

"You really think you can conquer the universe this season too?" Darcy droned. "I'm getting sick of it. We fight them, they do their goody goody thing and we get our asses kicked every fricken episode! Isn't that just a little bit redundant to you?"

"I can't wait to grind Bloom into a bloody pulp," Icy said ignoring her sister.

"You are so stupid Ice," Darcy said and stretched her legs out. "Hey you know what? Let's do something fun. Let's go out to Magix and mess with some guys's heads."

"Oh you're idea of fun is beyond me," Icy yawned. "You're obsession of toying with boys is a complete yawn. Why don't you try and let some guy mess with your head and see if you like that. Now that would be fun."

"Oh, that'll be fun. Since when did you last had your chance with a guy? Oh, wasn't it when you were ten and that boy from next door dropped his ice cream cone on your head," Darcy recalled, Icy felt a slight redness to her cheeks. "Why don't you start dating?"

"A witch dating a guy..in this dump of a show?" Icy yelled.

"Why not?" Darcy shrugged cattily. "Since when did it say in the rule book that witches can't date in the Winx Club?"

"Yeah, why not?" Icy added. "Why do the fairies have to have all the luck with guys?"

"Although would you consider those boys at Red Fountain guys?" Darcy laughed. "A poor little girl's dream!"

"Yeah, they're too sweet," Icy nagged. "Oh I love you ooh give me a kiss...you are the most beautiful girl in the world. I like puppies and long walks, I never watch sports.."

"They're all fags." Darcy snickered. "Chivalry and heroics make them soft. It's an all boys school what better place is it to have a heeho with another lad?"

"And they cover any of their emasculated butts by dating fairies," Icy cackled as both witches began to crack up. "That's so cruel! That's so wicked!"

"Yeah, and their too buff," Darcy said. "All the guys have taken their shirt even Helia's buff and I thought he was a scrawny little dude."

"You saw Helia with his shirt off?" Icy asked.

"Hey if you surf Youtube you can see anything," Darcy snidely remarked. "I can't believe Riven actually thought that Musa was kissing that dork wizard Nabu."

"Do you think Riven's gay?" Icy remarked.

"The gayest..I remember when we were dating he was wearing those muscle shirts that showed his belly button," Darcy snickered. "And Pink slacks!"

"Hey, if you were dating him why do you say he's gay?"

"Only to mess his precious little Musa up, and get some major dirt on the Winx girls," Darcy answered. "Plus he always had to go to the bathroom and check himself out in the mirror."

"Oh that is so tacky," Icy replied with a shrug of her shoulder. "Then why are we complaining that we don't date any losers from that place?"

"We don't have to date those dweebs, just the guys in Magix," Darcy insisted. "I'd really like to mess up some of those guys once in a while."

"Darcy!"

"What? You're such a witch!" Darcy complained.

"I curse you," Icy said as she began to summon up her magic for a Dare Curse. "I dare you to find a guy and let him use you for fun!"

"Alright," Darcy replied as she too summoned up a dare curse, she pointed her gloved finger at her sister. "Then I dare you to fall in love with a guy! Candies, and flowers..love notes and kisses..that type of love!"

"Eew!" Icy squealed. "What if I don't want to fall in love with a guy?"

"Then you have to clean Knutt the Ogre's bathroom trailer," Darcy replied. "Inside and out. Then dye your hair blond and surrender to the Winx girls and this whole world domination gig."

"Deal!" Icy shot. "If you don't complete your end of the deal you have to dye your hair pink, wear a tutu on the set and toss roses around singing 'Icy is the best, she'll wipe out the rest'"

"Deal," Darcy agreed and shook her sister's hand to seal the curse. "I'm going to win this Dare!"

"You wish!" Icy hissed through her teeth as Darcy went out of the trailer.