Okay so running out of inspiration I decide to borrow some inspiration from some house hold pests.
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ROACHES!!!!
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Finn: Can anybody say...Bug spray and flyswatters?
Piper:somebody make finn shut up about this.This is not funny!!!
Stork:AAAAHHHH get back you vile filthy disease carrying insects.
Roach:make us
Stork:Okay i'll make you ( reaches for nearby can of bugspray)
Roach:you cannot stop us
Stork:I bet I can.
Finn:I bet my hair gel he can't.
Piper:are you sure you want to put your "precious hair gel" on the line.( holds bottle of hair gel in hand)
FINN:AAAAHHHH give me back MR.gelly
Piper:you are such a baby
Roach:tie em up.
All of a sudden roaches came out from every where and tied up the storm hawks. they tied piper and Stork together. Unfortunately since roaches have very bad eyesight they tied Stork and Piper facing each other.their faces just a millimeter away from each other.
stork:this is so awkward.
Finn: HAHA you guys kinda look like your kissing!!!
Stork:I do not want to be tied up to piper like this!
Unfortunately there was a lie detector stork had built. that fell off a nearby table and was beeping.
stork: Um its Defective!!!
Piper:yeah,right
Stork:no really it is!
Finn:hee he hee.
Stork:shut up.
Piper:Piper and Stork tied up together k-i-s-s-i-n-g.oh wait that would be us.
stork:no duh
junko and aerrow were tied up together while finn was glaring at Aerrow.
while Radarr was tied to finn and Aerrow was glaring at finn
roach:here are are demands 1.the leftover pizza in the fridge 2. we have been wondering forever if the green dude over there is amphibious reptilian or a mammal
Stork:actually i dont know what i am.
roach: Okay moving on
RRRRRIIIINNNGGGG!!!!! what a horrible dream.Stork said as he climbed out of bed.here are are demands huh who was that?he looked down it was a roach.
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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by the way guys im saving the most insane story for last its going to be insane okay. Very insane.