What, you're still reading this? Damn, now I feel all tingly!

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Chapter 2: 9 Years After That...

"FALCON... HANDSHAKE!" Captain Falcon shouted, before shaking hands with Lucas and Metaknight, two of the newcomers to the Smash Residence.

"Oh-a, that shit is getting so annoying-a!" Mario shouted, angrily. Mario began to hate Captain Falcon with a passion since they had the "Melee" tournament.

It started like this. Captain Falcon and Mario were fiercly locked in a match... and that's when Captain Falcon realized that he was a racer, not a fighter. So yeah, he had to pull a move out of his ass, and quick. Mario was running up to him, solely intent on using his uppercut attack on Falcon...

Until Captain Falcon got what he thought was a brilliant idea. "FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon screamed, in the cheesiest fashion ever. And with that, Captain Falcon brought his arm way back. Suddenly, he felt his arm catch on fire... only this fire didn't hurt. It felt good to him. So he let loose and knocked Mario right off the stage, and was crowned Melee champion. Mario's title defense went horribly wrong. Thus, Captain Falcon began to say Falcon in front of everything, thinking it made it more effective.

And so Mario hated him, with a burning passion.

"Whoa-a, brother. Chill out," Luigi said, attempting to calm his brother down. Mario mumbled a cuss word in Italian under his breath, and went back to leaning up against a wall.

"Hey, uh, I know this might be considered weird, being a fellow Smasher and all... but do you think I can have a picture with you, Captain Falcon?" The little boy named Lucas asked.

"Sure!" Falcon said, puffing his chest out proudly. He threw a camera at Metaknight, who gasped out of surprise, but caught it with instinct, anyway. "Falcon... POOOSEEEE!" Falcon shouted, before making a pose next to Lucas, who stared at him in awe. Metaknight snapped the picture, after letting out a deep sigh.

"Isn't he marvelous?" Peach asked, gazing at Captain Falcon with loving eyes. Mario rolled his eyes. Another valid reason to hate Falcon: He stole Mario's girlfriend. How dare this racing loser, who hardly anybody knew before the tournament, steal the girlfriend of Mr. Nintendo himself, Mario!

Lucas blinked and looked at Mario with a confused expression on his face. "You aren't really Mr. Nintendo, Mario, you're a trophy with his mindset," Lucas said.

"He-a read my mind-a!" Mario said, in shock. "Don't-a do that! You talk-a about an invasion-a of privacy," Mario said, fuming with anger.

The little blonde boy shrugged and left. Captain Falcon puffed his chest out yet again and let out another triumphant victory call. "Falcon... SHOW-OFF!" He shouted, before the press snapped several pictures of him.

"Why did Master Hand get these stupid press trophies here?" Fox asked, with an irritated tone. "He flew off with Roy, Pichu, and Mewtwo, but brought back press trophies?"

"Beats me," Falco replied, shrugging. "But yeah, I see your point. This stuff won't even get exposed to the outside world, will it?"

Fox looked around himself nervously, before leaning in close to Falco's ear and whispering "Who else do you think they brought in?"

"Don't be so worried about it. I'm sure we'll be happy with whoever they introduce next."

Master Hand flew in the Smash Residence's Grand Hall as soon as Fox and Falco had finished having their conversation. After having the whole residence bugged, he figured that he'd fly in as soon as he was mentioned, being the attention whore he is.

"I have an important announcement to make!" Master Hand shouted, loudly. "We have three new arrivals! Wario, ROB, and..."

"DUN DUN DUN!" Crazy Hand added, flying across the stage Master Hand was on.

"...Wolf!" Master Hand yelled.

"Who-a the Hell is that?" Mario asked. "And what-a the fuck is ROB? And why did-a they bring in-a Wario?!"

Fox and Falco gulped. Of all people, they had to bring in Wolf? I mean, sure, maybe to make up for the fact that they brought in ROB, who nobody gives a shit about, but come on! Wolf?!

"I don't like this," Fox said, shaking his head in disbelief.

"You aren't the only one, pal," Falco said, nervously.

"I'll tell you more of the invited guests... TOMORROW!" Master Hand yelled, before flying off yet again. Crazy Hand looked back and fourth nervously, before taking the mic.

"I can see clearly now the rain has gone!" Crazy Hand randomly sang, causing the rest of the Smashers to stare at him in silence. Crazy looked back and fourth nervously yet again, before flying off in a hurry.

"I can't-a believe they'd bring-a in Wario," Mario said, in disgust.

"Aw, what's the matter? Scared because now you have two people who could kick your ass?!" Bowser asked loudly, from behind them. Mario turned to face Bowser, with anger in his eyes.

"Oh-a, yeah. Nice-a talk, tough guy. You got-a eliminated FIRST-A ROUND! By who-a, you ask? ME!" Mario shouted, venting all of his anger out on Bowser. He hurled Bowser by his tail and released him, sending him flying through the air and crashing through a table.

Bowser stood up, roaring with anger. "You'll pay for that, you bastard!" He screamed, before running off, throwing everyone in front of him out of the way.

And then Gannondorf showed up. "You'll regret screwing around with my friends!" he shouted, his spit landing on Mario's face with a splat. "Arghhhh...!" Ganondorf screamed, charging up his punch.

"Oh God-a!" Mario shouted, frozen in fear. And Gannondorf was still charging up his punch.

"...arghhhh!" Gannondorf continued, still charging up his Warlock Punch.

"So, uh, Luigi. How's Daisy-a been?" Mario asked, still standing in front of Gannondorf.

"Oh, she's-a okay. Still bummed-a about not becoming a Smasher, though-a," Luigi replied.

"She'll-a get her chance-a one of these days," Mario said, nodding his head.

"...arghhhh!" Gannondorf continued. Mario looked at his watch. Ten minutes have passed. "Well, I guess-a I'll see you tomorrow-a, Luigi," Mario said, before walking to his dorm room.

Luigi waved Mario off, and went back to his own dorm room.

"PIKA PIKA!" Pikachu shouted, annoyingly. He ran up to Gannondorf and jumped to him, only to get hit by the Warlock Punch Gannondorf had been working on for ten minutes. Pikachu went flying, and smacked against the left wall of the Grand Hall (Check out that rhyme!). Because he was already dead upon impact of the punch, his trophy shattered into pieces once he slammed against the wall.

Master Hand flew in upon seeing this on one of the many cameras he put up around the Smash Residence. "Aw shit, Crazy, we're gonna need some super glue..." Master Hand groaned.

And so, Crazy Hand brought out a broom, and swept Pikachu's trophy pieces into Master Hand's office.

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I've still got a lot to do here, but I think an interesting and hopefully funny story can happen with this direction. So please review... and don't kill me with your words...