Ooooh my Jesus I've wanted to do this for days.

No. Not screw Snape senseless. Well…

Gah…I mean posting this chapter. Read and review, as always.

Oh, and I've never said this before, but Harry Potter belongs to…gaspcoughwheeze J…K…Ro--ME! THEY'RE ALL MIIIINE!!!

Erm, at least I tried. Don't sue me, J.K. Denial is tough, plus you're richer and more loved than I am.

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"Mine" Draco whispered. He stood up and looked over to Harry.

"Is he unconscious?" Harry asked.

"No. Want me to fix that?" Draco aimed his wand at Cedric's head, but Harry grabbed Draco's hand and pulled it down.

"It's alright. Thank you, though…I don't know what would have happened if you hadn't stopped the dance."

"That was not dancing. Being molested to the beat of a song? Yes. Dancing? No. And I couldn't let Cedric continue." Harry ran a hand through his black hair.

"So…yeah." Harry turned and walked away. Draco smiled, looking down to his wrist, where Harry had just grasped him. He glanced up in time to see Harry running back at him at full speed. Harry stopped and promptly pressed his lips against Draco's. Surprised, Draco kissed him back, but Harry had already pulled away and run off, blushing happily. Draco smiled, touching his fingers to his lips. He looked up at the enormous clock hanging over an ice sculpture.

"I've only been here for an hour!" Draco laughed. "It's going to be an interesting night."

Harry ran, not quite aware of where he was going. When he finally stopped running, he noticed that he was in the courtyard. Bushes ensured privacy for couples wishing to escape from the Great Hall, and the moon was full. Harry shuddered, knowing that somewhere out there, Professor Lupin was facing all sorts of hell. A rustle in the bushes nearby grabbed his attention. Harry heard frantic whispering, and stiffened when he recognized the voice of Ginny Weasley. Her tone was frightened and excited, and after listening to the unintelligible words of her and whoever was with her, Harry turned to leave. It was then that Harry heard the other person mutter something, and Ginny gasped. Then all was silent.

Oh Merlin! Ginny! Harry pulled out his wand and crashed through the hedges, to save Ginny from the person who had cursed her.

"I'm coming, Ginny!" Harry yelled. He heard someone murmur "what?" as he pushed himself into a clearing. Sitting on a stone bench, completely unharmed, was Ginny and a blonde girl that Harry recognized as Luna Lovegood. Blushing furiously, Harry noticed that Luna's hands were up Ginny's shirt, just about to unhook her bra. At least that would explain why she gasped.

"Harry?" Ginny asked innocently, blinking twice. Suddenly, realization hit her, and she looked from Harry to Luna, then Harry again. "I--um…h-hi, Harry--um…" she attempted to pull away from Luna, and succeeded in falling off the bench. Luna looked over to her, and back up at Harry.

"She's happy to see you." Luna smiled, and waved. "You're Harry Potter."

"Right…well, I'll just…yeah. Bye." Harry stumbled back through the hedge in time to hear Luna say "Imagine. Harry Potter is actually a hedge nymph. I can't wait to tell father." Not knowing whether to laugh or not, Harry made his way back to the Great Hall to find Ron and Hermione. And maybe Draco.

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Ok! I know most of you yaoi slashers out there are all going "Dude…WTF. Seriously." I agree, actually. The Ginny/Luna bit was a birthday present for my bestiest of the best friend Julia. Her birthday is tomorrow. Too bad she can't read it, because they blocked this site from the school computers. Losers. I'd like to thank every single one of you darlings for all the (40 something) messages you sent me. I'd like to, but you know I won't. Sorry. But I love you guys!

My biggest thanks to Julia, Tyler, and My Chemical Romance. Actually, Tyler only told me repeatedly how Harry Potter was 10 times hotter now thanks to me. But that counts as helping. Julia really helped me out with the plot that you'll see whenever I post again. My Chemical Romance music was annoying the balls off my entire family while I wrote this. Gotta love em. Tune in whenver for more whatever.

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