Chapter 3: Komui's Random Potions
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Komui's Laboratory
Komui: (Insert mad scientist laugh here) I finally created potions for Kanda and Tyki though the assurance that it will work properly is up to 70 percent only but oh well quesera sera. (I don't know the spelling go ask the earl.) Better contact those teens.
Komui sent out 2 golems.
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England University (Night Time)
Allen: Mmmfffff!!
Kanda: Someone is out there we can't blow our cover.
After a few minutes Kanda took a peak and the coast was clear and she let go of Allen.
Allen: BaKanda are you trying to kill me?!
Kanda: (With a smirk.) Maybe.
Allen: Hmph!
Kanda: I'm going back.
Then out of nowhere a dark violet colored golem appeared and Allen immediately grabbed Kanda's hands to show it. Kanda activated the golem.
Komui: Konbanwa Kanda-san and Allen-kun!
Allen: Konbanwa Komui-san!
Komui: Have you solved the mystery of the falls yet?
Kanda: Almost we are going back there to grab the innocence.
Komui: Alright after that please go to my office in the morning. That is all. Ja ne!!
Allen: Hmm… I wonder why?
Kanda: Let's just get this over with and I want to return to a man again.
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Black Order rooftop (9:00 pm)
Lavi was a bit lonely and decided to think alone when suddenly a dark violet colored golem appeared in front of his face.
Komui: Lavi-chan!!
Lavi: Komui?
Komui: Don't be lonely.
Lavi: Do you even know why?
Komui: Nope but I seem to have found a solution for Tyki you may visit my office in the morning and do bring Tyki too.
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Black order (8:00 am)
All 4 teens are present in Komui's office sitting down in the couch.
Komui: The teens are already in the couch talk about excited. Better bring these potions of mine.
Lavi: Komui!
Komui: Ohayo!
Komui placed 6 bottles of potions and explained them to the teens.
Komui: Okay listen the potions with the green liquid can help return Kanda and Tyki to their original genders while those that are in dark green can make you into little kids.
Tyki: Ummm… not to be rude and all but why are you teaching us about turning into a kid potion stuff?
Komui: Oh nothing.
Kanda: You just want to hear yourself talk.
Komui: Maybeee!
Kanda crumpled a piece of paper and threw it at Komui just like the last time.
Komui: Ouchies! I don't know what's worse, the guy Kanda or the girl Kanda.
Allen and Lavi weren't able to listen because Allen shared some tidbits about Kanda being all strict as a girl.
Komui: Alright drink up!
Kanda and Tyki instantly grabbed the green potions while Lavi and Allen grabbed the dark green potions and everything went all poofy!
Komui: Cough cough! Better remove those poof effects.
Komui fixed his glasses and was shocked with what he saw.
Kanda and Tyki did turn into their normal forms but as for Allen and Lavi…
Kanda: Finally back to my normal tall self again.
Tyki: Yeah…err… Lavi??
Lavi: Yeah?
Tyki: You're a kid?!
Allen: What's happening?!
Komui: I told you drink the green ones not the dark green ones now both of you are in the bodies of a 5 year olds and you act like 5 year olds.
Allen & Lavi: Ehehe…ehehehe. Poiting their pointing chibi fingers together.
Komui: I'll try to find a solution for this mess and I appoint you Kanda and Lavi to be their guardians.
Kanda: Nani?!
Tyki: It will be my pleasure.
Since Tyki is much more nicer than Kanda he carried chibi Lavi and as for Allen he grabbed Kanda's exorcist's coat so that he will notice him.
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Kanda: What moyashi?!
Allen: Let's play Kanda-niichan!
Kanda: NO!
Allen: Sniff! Sniff!
Tyki: Come on Kanda give the kid some attention.
Kanda: None of your business!
With that Tyki left the 2 alone.
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Tyki: Where do you want to go Lavi-chan?
Lavi: Anywhere Tyki-niichan.
Lavi was all wide grin while talking to Tyki. In Lavi's mind he is being held by his father.
Tyki: Let's go to the playground.
Tyki summoned a few bunch of tease.
Lavi: Butterfly!!
Tyki: No Lavi don't touch.
Then they disappered and reappered in the playground.
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Black Order
Allen: Ne, ne Otousan!
Kanda: I'm not your father! Dammit!
Allen: Then you really are my oniisan!
Kanda: Whatever.
Allen: Carry me Kanda-niisan!
Kanda: Fine!
Allen: Yehey! I want to go to the playground.
Kanda: You know I like you better when you we're a teen moyashi.
Allen: Are you a moyashi?
Kanda: You've got to be kidding me.
And of they went to the playground.
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Playground
They met up with Tyki and Lavi.
Allen: LAVI!! Put me down Kanda-niichan!
Lavi jumped from Tyki's hold and screamed, ALLEN!!
Tyki: Err…
Kanda: I don't even want to ask.
Allen and Lavi played in the sand box but little did Kanda and Tyki know the 2 actually still have the memories of their 15 years old Allen and 18 years old Lavi.
Allen: They didn't suspect a thing Lavi they think we realy are 5 years old based on our looks.
Lavi: Yeah! Tyki kept on patting me on the head like as if I was his own son.
Tyki interrupted their conversation and handed them each a cup of ice cream, Vanilla for Allen and Peppermint for Lavi. He kissed chibi Lavi's forehead and patted his head and waved at Allen. Tyki went back to conversing with Kanda.
Lavi: See?
Allen: Yeah… You know…
Lavi was placing a plastic spoon full of ice cream on his mouth and…
Allen: He acts more than a father... like a lover perhaps.
Lavi almost chocked on his ice cream.
Allen: Gomen Lavi! Tyki might punch me if I hurt you.
Lavi: No he won't he has to fight off Kanda first.
Allen: Kanda?
Lavi: Yeah your oniisan.
Allen: He's more like a Hitler person to me.
Both laughed on the comment.
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On the adults
Tyki: I wonder what are they laughing about?
Kanda: Oi Tyki!
Here have some fries Kanda. Kanda accepted but suspected it.
Kanda: So why are you here for so long? Isn't that fat bimbo of a master of yours not looking for you.
Kanda was still not eating his fries.
Tyki: He won't he knows I'm doing my work.
Kanda: So who are you killing this time?
Tyki looked at Lavi and said its Yuu Kanda.
Kanda was about to take a bite on the fries he held but decided to drop it.
Tyki: You just wasted my 5.00 euro worth of money.
Kanda: Whatever. Why aren't we engaging in a fight yet noah?
Tyki: Can't my Lavi-chan is here I don't want him seeing you die in front of you Allen-chan.
Kanda: My Allen-chan?! I'd rather die.
Tyki: Right.
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On the chibis
Lavi: Ne allen maybe we should go back to the adults?
Allen: Lets go it's getting dark.
Both chibis where walking out of the sandbox when a 5 level 1 akuma scopped chibi Lavi and chibi Allen.
Lavi: TYKI!!
Allen: BAKANDA!!
Lavi: Allen let's activate our innocence!
Allen: Yes! Crown Clown!
Lavi: Odzuchi Kodzuchi! Man! Man! Man!
The two we're able to activate their innocence and destroyed the 2 akumas that capture them but they weren't alert on the height that they will fall on.
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Kanda: Akumas are here! Allen!
Tyki and Kanda immediately went to the akumas and say the two chibis falling.
Tyki caught Allen and Kanda caught Lavi but Kanda threw Lavi to Tyki and caught Lavi.
Lavi: I'm not a pillow that you can just throw yuu-chan!
Kanda wasn't paying attention to Lavi at all.
Kanda: Mugen! Hatsudou!
And quickly engaged in battle, as much as Tyki wanted to kill them off he can't he doesn't want to blow his cover and instead he hid under the slide.
Kanda: Kaichuu! Ichigen!
Allen: Let me help Kanda!
Tyki: You might get hurt Allen.
Allen: No I won't!
Allen helped Kanda by calling forth Crown Clown again and noticed that he returned to his normal height. He was 15 years old again.
Allen: Cross Grave!
Kanda got hit in the shoulders making him a bit out of balance. After every akuma was gone Allen caught Kanda from above and noticed that once again Kanda has returned to being a girl.
Allen: Ka-ka-Kanda?!
Kanda: What moyashi?!
Allen: You're a girl again!
Kanda: What?!
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Under the slide
Tyki: Hey Kanda returned to a girl again and Allen is back to being 15.
Lavi: Yeah then that must mean you're back to being a girl Tyki... or maybe not.
Lavi: You're still a guy Tyki.
Tyki: Yeah but how come you're still a kid?
Lavi: What?! I'm still a kid?! Noooooooo!
Allen: I returned back to normal the potion must have worned off…
Kanda: To all of y with the exception to the brat usagi and me!
Lavi: Unfair!
Tyki hugged Lavi like he was his son.
Tyki: Don't worry we will ask Komui for a remedy Lavi-chan.
And they went back to the Black Order.
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Black Order
Komui: I want coffee! Coffee! 65!! I want Coffee now!
65: Here you go 100 percent mud.
Komui: What?!
65: Just kidding!
After that 65 left and helped the other science department scientists.
The 4...err... I mean 3 teens plus one chibi being carried went inside Komui's office.
Komui: I see you are back.
Kanda: Oi madman! You got some explaining to do!
Komui: Komui instantly noticed Lavi but was cut of with Kanda's rumblings.
Kanda: Oi the potion you gave us has some bad effects on me and the usagi! I returned to being a girl, the usagi is stuck being a kid while mr. tophat and gramps here are back to normal.
Komui: This is unexplainable…
Tyki: Can't you make a remedy?
Komui: I'll try but like I said I just can't come out with an instant remedy because this is the work of innocence.
Lavi heard everything and did what a 5 year old do, he cried… cried on Tyki's tuxedo.
Tyki hugged him even more.
Komui: Did you happen to encounter any akumas?
Tyki: Yes we did.
Komui: And who fought them?
Tyki: Allen, Lavi and Kanda.
Komui: Did you 3 activated your innocence?
Allen: Yes.
Komui: And Lavi?
Lavi: Uh huh.
Kanda: But moyashi and I fought longer.
Komui: Then you have your answer you used your innocence for a long time and repelled the effect of the potions. But for Lavi I don't know. Innocence have a variety of ways to be repelled and to be used. As for Tyki you have a different solution since you are a noah, maybe your noah powers managed to help you regain your true gender.
Tyki: I guess so.
Komui: Try coming tomorrow with Lavi I'll try to find a solution for him and Kanda i'll try figuring out your problem too.
They went out and Kanda and Allen went different ways with Tyki and Lavi.
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Kanda and Allen
Allen: So Kanda you're a girl again.
Kanda: Duh moyashi! Duh!
They reached their respective rooms and Allen spoke while facing his rooom's wooden door.
Allen: You know Kanda I wish you weren't angry all the time your too pretty for it.
After saying those words to Kanda he went inside his room.
Kanda: Kanda was dumbfounded by his words and a slight pinkness can be seen in her cheeks.
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Tyki and Lavi
Tyki has been carrying Lavi since they where at the park.
Lavi: Can you put me down Tyki?
Tyki: Sure.
Lavi: Thanks.
Tyki: Don't be sad, it doesn't fit someone as cute as you.
Lavi: And you act like my dad.
Lavi was smiling again.
Tyki: And here is your room and if you need anything I'm just a room away.
Tyki was unsure if he could let a 5 year old alone in a room.
Lavi: Umm… Tyki-nii can you stay in my room too? You can sleep in my bed and I'll stay at the comforter which I can place in the floor.
Tyki: No you stay in the bed and I'll stay at the comforter.
After changing and fixing themselves they are ready to go to bed.
Lavi: Bed time stowy time!
Tyki made up some fancy story where Cinderella lost her glass slipper in snow white's coffin because she ate the forbidden hair of Rapunzel. Lavi laughed so hard that he fell asleep.
Tyki: Goodnight Lavi-chan and kissed his forehead just like a father figure.
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Morning came
Komui: Ohayo!! Lavi-chan and Tyki-kun!
Tyki: Good morning to you too.
Lavi: I want to return to normal!
Komui: Here you go Lavi-chan.
Lavi drank all the content and the poof effect came back.
Tyki and Komui started coughing and after that they saw something, something that is not small but tall. They thought that Lavi has returned to his normal 18 years self but…
Komui: OMG!! LAVI!!
Lavi: What?
Komui: You're a GIRLLLLL!!
Lavi: NOOOOOO!!
Tyki immediately removed his long coat and placed it on Lavi's shoulders since the child clothes got all ripped off but some was still stuff to her covering her private parts.
Lavi: Komui aren't you some mad scientist that can fix stuff?!
Komui: I am but innocence effects on you people are against my knowledge.
As for Tyki he was blushing – a lot! He never imagined Lavi with shoulder length hair and having a nice body and she was really pretty.
Lavi was in pure shock and dropped down on the sofa next to the blushing Tyki.
Tyki: You alright Lavi?
Lavi: Maybe. I don't know. Maybe the next time I drink Komui's potions I might turn into a dog. Lavi was doing the dizzy expression.
Komui: Why don't you take care of girl Lavi for the mean time Tyki.
Tyki: Okay.
Tyki was wondering why Komui was winking at him.
Komui: This is your chance to impress a girl Lavi mr. noah! Bwahahaha!
Tyki: His winks kinda looked perverted. I hate it.
Tyki: Lavi. Lavi?
Lavi: Hey isn't that the glass slipper in a flying broom crash landing on planet sun?
Tyki: No Lavi.
He didn't have a choice he had to carry girl Lavi to Lenalee for some girl clothing.
Crazy girl Lavi took a glance on Tyki's face.
Lavi: Your handsome. I like you!!
Tyki didn't know how to react with that because he might let go of Lavi.
Lavi jumped from Tyki's hold and grabbed his hand.
Lavi: Where are we going?
Tyki: To Lenalee's why? You need new clothing.
Lavi: Oh! I know where that is let's go Ty-chan!
Tyki: Are you sure your alright Lavi?
Lavi: Yes, why Ty-chan?
Lavi hugged Tyki and Tyki hugged back.
Tyki: You seem to act different.
Lavi: Like I said I like you Ty-chan!
And Lavi winked at him.
Tyki: Why do people in the Order kept on winking at me??
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Lenalee's Room
Tyki: Lenalee hi! Umm your brother changed Lavi into a girl and she needs a girl uniform.
Lenalee: Right this way. Wow you sure are pretty Lavi.
After 30 minutes.
Lenalee: Here you go the brand new Lavi.
Lavi had the same uniform just like Lenalee, same skirt length too.
Tyki was nosebleeding and grabbed for some tissue.
Tyki: Can you make the skirt a bit longer? Maybe near the knees?
Lenalee: Oh I didn't know you are the conservative type of boyfriend sure I'll adjust it.
Tyki: Boyfriend?
Lavi: Ne Lenalee, who's prettier? Me or Kanda?
Lenalee: Both and you seem to be taking your girlyness calmly Lavi aren't you even shocked?
Lavi: I have always wanted to be a girl and believe me I enjoyed being a chibi. As a future bookman or bookwoman I want to try all kinds of stuff.
After 5 minutes.
Lenalee: And here you go.
Tyki: Much better.
Lenalee: Ne Lavi why not communicate with Kanda? I believe she returned back to being a girl again.
Lavi: Okay.
Lavi instantly grabbed Tyki's hand and ran to Kanda's room.
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AND CUT! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Lavi: From a child and now a girl, In one chapter I changed twice.
Tyki: You are pretty!
Lavi: I know! Glomps Tyki.
Allen: I wish Kanda was just as friendly as Lavi.
Kanda: Want me to kiss you moyashi-chan?
Allen: er…umm…
Kanda: In your dreams!
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I'll stop for now and will update again pretty soon. I really like girl Lavi and yes she likes guy Tyki. The OOC-ness! If you are wondering why the sudden Tykixgirl Lavi the you should have read the summary. I edited it.