I do now own YNM at all but I really love the characters. Muraki's not the main character. He appears for a few moments. The main focus is more on Hisoka. Just for fun, haha!

Explodreamer: By the way, the script is on Little Red Riding Hood! Hahaha!!

Hisoka and Tsuzuki: o.O What!?

YnM Little Red Riding Hood

Muraki as Stepfather

Tsuzuki as the not-so-Big Bad Wolf

Hisoka as Little Red Riding Hood

Tatsumi as Wood Cutter

Watari as Grandpa

One not-so-fine day, Muraki suddenly thought of a new way to capture the not-so-Big Bad Wolf living in the dark forest nearby. He decided to add in anesthetic into the cookies and use them to lure the wolf out. However, he realized that he had prepared too many poisoned cookies and thought that it was a waste to throw them away. So he decided to give the leftover cookies to his stepfather-in-law that stayed at the other side of the forest. Another chance to get rid of his 'family', he he...

Muraki: Come in, my little cute, blond, sweet and sexy son...

Hisoka: -comes in with an irritated look on his face. - What is it?

Muraki: -fake innocent tone- I've baked some cookies for grandpa

Hisoka: As if you're so kind and nice –Looks suspiciously at the basket of cookies- what have you done to it? Did you poison it or something?

Muraki: -puts on threatening smile- you don't want to know and you won't be alive anymore if you knew...

Hisoka: Damn scriptwriter... If he weren't my dad, he would have spent his afterlife time baking...

Muraki: Oh, and wear this red riding hood... -presents a sadistic look. - It contrasts with your skin, like blood...

And so, Hisoka (with a disgusted expression) wore his red riding hood and carried with him a basket of poisoned cookies to Grandpa's home. He decided to take a rest when he reached a fork. He was so tired halfway on the journey, so he sat down under a big tree to hide from the afternoon shade.

Hisoka: It's so hot... -fans himself with his hand, then begins to subconsciously pick up a cookie and was about to put it in his mouth when...-

Tsuzuki: What are you doing here? Are you lost?

Hisoka: -jumps up in shock- who are you? Get away from me!

Tsuzuki: -staring at Hisoka's basket of cookies- I'm a kind man staying nearby. Where are you going? I know a shortcut...

Hisoka: Don't try any tricks! I know that you're a wolf and what you are planning to do. Don't think of eating my cookies or me! –Bashed Tsuzuki and took the left fork-

Tsuzuki: -rubs the bump on his head- I don't need to trick you to get the cookies. I know where you are going anyway. There's only one person living in that direction. Haha! I'll definitely get my cookies!!!

Tsuzuki suddenly reminds me of the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street... (Cookies!!! Cookies!!!) Ha ha! Wonder why Muraki and Hisoka can stay under one room without trying to kill each other... Wonder even more why Hisoka didn't seem to be assaulted in any way by Muraki even though they lived together. Wonder even, even more why Muraki's hunting a wolf.

Explodreamer: Cause he's a pervert. He supposed to be a pervert. And because of this he gets to choose when to be a pervert and when not to be one, that's why! (Sorry to Muraki fans) –senses a murderous aura from somewhere- Oops...