A/N: What is this? Three years? I can't believe it's three years. Very very sorry if anyone was actually waiting for this chapter. There's the writer's block, then some trauma I went through and now finally, I'm back to this fanfic. I had trouble remembering the anime itself, my brain keeps on erasing its existence. There was a little struggle for me because it is indeed years since I have written about these guys and I couldn't resist making Tsuzuki uber cute. Hope I didn't make them too OOC though.
Disclaimer: Wish I'd own YnM, but I don't. Anyone has any idea what happened to Matsushita sensei?
YnM Litte Red Riding Hood
Muraki as Stepfather
Tsuzuki as the not-so-Big Bad Wolf
Hisoka as Little Red Riding Hood
Tatsumi as Wood Cutter
Watari as Grandpa
Hisoka was asked by his father, Muraki to visit Watari, Hisoka's grandpa, living in the forest. Equipped with a basket of (poisoned) cookies and wearing a red riding hood, Hisoka finally reached his destination after encountering a hungry wolf (cute though, he had thought inwardly) and a weird woodcutter.
Pretending to be oblivious to the woodcutter, who decided to stalk him and the strong desire he could sense from inside the scientist's house, he knocked politely on the door.
Knock! Knock! The door opened wide almost instantly and somebody jumped onto Hisoka immediately.
Hisoka: Whoa! –staggers back slightly-
Tsuzuki: Cookies! Cookies! COOKIES!! –wagging his tail happily-
Hisoka stood still, unable to recover from the shock momentarily. Watari stood at the entrance and greeted happily.
Watari: Ah! Hisoka, you really did come! I didn't believe Tsuzuki at first when he said you were coming over. –gestures- Come on in!
Tsuzuki: I told you there were COOKIES! –jumps off Hisoka and dances into the house-
Hisoka sat down on a stool at the dinner table and looked around. Except the cheerful dancing wolf, the house looked as complicated as usual, full of flasks and solutions of various colors. 003 flew behind Tsuzuki as if it's doing the Cookie dance too.
Hisoka: -grabs Tsuzuki angrily- Stop moving around! You're making me dizzy!!
Tsuzuki: Oww! Sorry! –struggles away from Hisoka and hides next to Watari-
Watari: -ruffles Tsuzuki's hair absent-mindedly- What do we have here?
Hisoka: That bas… no, Father (disgusted at the word) asked me to bring you some cookies that he baked. You shouldn't eat it though, knowing how he is…
Watari: -sighs heavily - I can list down what other ingredients he could add in. Aniline, Beryllium, Cyanide, Lead…
Hisoka: How about anesthetic?
Tsuzuki had already taken a bite of the cookies that Hisoka brought and was now sleeping soundly on the floor.
Tsuzuki: -drools- Cookies… Heaven…
Watari: -shakes his head- If Tsuzuki downed the whole basket in one go, he would have really gone to Heaven.
Hisoka: …. Glutton.
Knock! Knock! Knock! It was a series of urgent knocking, however, Watari took his time to carry Tsuzuki into the bed. Hisoka decided to answer the door simply because he couldn't stand the noise and the nervous sense he felt flowing through the door.
Hisoka: -opens the door warily- Who is it?
Tatsumi: Thank goodness you are alright! I thought the wolf had eaten both you and that weird old man.
Hisoka: -still holding onto the door, not allowing entrance for Tatsumi- We're fine, we have no job for you so go away.
Tatsumi: -gives his best commercial smile- Come, come! Look at me! I'm fit and strong. I can help you chase away the wolf. It'd be too much for a young girl and an elderly man.
Hisoka: -fiercely- I'm not a girl! And we're not intending to chase Tsuzuki away, so we have no need for you –makes to close the door-
Watari: -freaks- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hisoka immediately bolts to the bedroom, leaving the door open to Tatsumi who followed in quickly. Hisoka found Watari sitting on the floor with 003 flying around in panic.
Hisoka: What happened... –shocked- Muraki!! What… What are you doing here?
Muraki: -wraps his arms around the sleeping Tsuzuki and evil laughs- Well, I came here to collect the result of my plot. –moves closer to Tsuzuki, taking in a deep breath- This wolf… his hair smells so sweet and nice that it makes me go crazy…
Hisoka: GET YOUR HANDS OFF TSUZUKI!!
Muraki: You mean… -moves his hands slowly down from Tsuzuki's neck to his collarbone then to his chest- these hands?
Furious with Muraki's assault, Hisoka ran towards the bed in an attempt to pull the silver-haired away from Tsuzuki. Muraki pushed away Hisoka, the latter fell back almost crashing onto the floor, if not for Tatsumi who had grabbed him in time.
Tatsumi: -coldly- Mister, domestic violence is not good. –moves over and grabs Muraki's arm- So is sexual harassment.
Both men gave each other their evilest death glare that would have lasted for infinity if not for…
Tsuzuki: Mmmm… strawberry parfait… -snuggles deeper into Muraki's hug, his hair brushing against the man's neck-
Muraki froze at the sensation, surprised at the sudden contact. Tatsumi looked at the scene momentarily, unable to comprehend the burning he felt in his heart while Hisoka looked on the scene which he could only describe in one word.
Hisoka: Crime.
Watari: -exasperatedly - This idiot is the trigger for all sexual crime anyone could commit. On him.
A split second later, Tatsumi held a tighter grasp on Muraki's arm and twisted it. The silver-haired was taken aback by the sudden attack, partly because he was still distracted by Tsuzuki's unintentional movement. Tatsumi pulled Muraki away from the bed with Tsuzuki falling hard onto the mattress and Muraki staggering out of the bed.
Tsuzuki: -wakes up abruptly- Huh? Huh? What… where…
Meanwhile, Muraki and Tatsumi started a battle of muscles where they both pushed each other in the opposite direction. Tatsumi sent a punch to Muraki's jaw. It seemed that the woodcutter had the advantage and was winning.
Hisoka: Tsuzuki! Are you feeling alright?
Tsuzuki: -dazed- … where? Where is my ultimate special apple pie?
Watari: What? Are you still dreaming? Muraki tried to…er… you know…
Tsuzuki: -trembles angrily- My… ultimate special apple pie… THEY RUINED MY SPECIAL APPLE PIE!! –pushes Watari away-
Watari: Wait! Wait… what are you doing, Tsuzuki?
Hisoka: -frantically- Wait! Tsuzuki! Stop, you idiot!!
Tsuzuki: COME OUT! SUZAKU!!
Watari: -pleads- Stop it! Tsuzuki! You're destroying my house!
Moonlight shone through the broken hole in the roof where the Shikigami had descended. It was lucky that he had added various elements when building this house, saving it from total destruction. The scientist looked up at the moon over his house and sighed in resignation. He could hear whimpering from outside his house.
Tsuzuki: Can… can I take a break? I'm hungry…
Tatsumi: No! You're not going anywhere before you replant all the tress that you have burnt down! –crazily angry- DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ALL THESE TREES COULD HAVE HELPED ME EARN?
Tsuzuki: I'm sorry…
Tatsumi: -shrieks- SHUT UP, MONKEY!! DO YOU EVEN USE YOUR BRAIN? HOW COULD ANYONE BE AS RECKLESS AS YOU ARE? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LOSS I HAVE SUFFERED? JUST REPLANTING TREES ISN'T GOING TO HELP! YOU ARE GOING TO………………………
Soon, Watari fell asleep amongst the angry woodcutter's rant. Meanwhile, Hisoka tossed and turned in his bed, disturbed by Muraki's evil thoughts that were almost filling up the whole house. In the kitchen, Muraki looked as his freshly baked cupcakes and smiled sadistically.
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