Author's Note: Found this awesome thing online and it makes funny lists. Not sure if this is amusing to ya'll or not. Lemmie know. (The sad thing is some are believable...)
The Mechanical Contrivium: Bakura
1. Bakura is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
2. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Bakura.
3. Red Bakura at night, shepherd's delight. Red Bakura at morning, shepherd's warning!
4. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Bakura at least three times a week!
5. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Bakura.
6. Bakura has three eyelids!
7. Baby swans are called Bakura.
8. If you cut Bakura in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
9. Bakura is only six percent water.
10. Bakura once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!