Author's Note: Found this awesome thing online and it makes funny lists. Not sure if this is amusing to ya'll or not. Lemmie know. (The sad thing is some are believable...)
The Mechanical Contrivium: Jounouchi
1. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Jounouchi.
2. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Jounouchi.
3. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Jounouchi!
4. Jounouchi should be kept dry at all times.
5. If you put a drop of liquor on Jounouchi, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
6. Jounouchi once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
7. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Jounouchi.
8. Jounouchi can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
9. Banging your head against Jounouchi uses 150 calories an hour!
10. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Jounouchi in your mouth!