Author's Note: Found this awesome thing online and it makes funny lists. Not sure if this is amusing to ya'll or not. Lemmie know. (The sad thing is some are believable...)

The Mechanical Contrivium: Anzu

1. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Anzu.

2. Ostriches stick their heads in Anzu not to hide but to look for water!

3. Anzu is visible from the moon!

4. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Anzu.

5. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Anzu in a day.

6. It is bad luck to walk under Anzu!

7. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Anzu state'.

8. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Anzu.

9. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Anzu!

10. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Anzu', hated Anzu and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.