Author's Note: Found this awesome thing online and it makes funny lists. Not sure if this is amusing to ya'll or not. Lemmie know. (The sad thing is some are believable...)
The Mechanical Contrivium: Miho
1. Miho is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Miho.
2. Worldwide, Miho is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
3. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Miho as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
4. Finding Miho on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Miho!
6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Miho.
7. Baby swans are called Miho!
8. Miho cannot fly, but she can glide for up to three kilometres.
9. Over 46,000 pieces of Miho float on every square mile of ocean.
10. Miho can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.