Consult the Contrivium

by Salkiethia

Kaiba is a fruit. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Yuugi. Bakura is the last letter of the Greek alphabet. So, what about the rest of the gang? What are their crazy fun facts?

7. Honda

Author's Note: Found this awesome thing online and it makes funny lists. Not sure if this is amusing to ya'll or not. Lemmie know. (The sad thing is some are believable...)

The Mechanical Contrivium: Honda

1. Honda can turn his stomach inside out.

2. Research indicates that Honda will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

3. About 100 people choke to death on Honda each year.

4. If you chew gum while peeling Honda then it will stop you from crying.

5. To check whether Honda is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Honda will sink, and fresh Honda will float.

6. You share your birthday with Honda.

7. Honda can't sweat!

8. The colour of Honda is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is!

9. Thirty five percent of phonecalls made from prison are made to Honda.

10. Reindeer like to eat Honda.