Consult the Contrivium

by Salkiethia

Kaiba is a fruit. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Yuugi. Bakura is the last letter of the Greek alphabet. So, what about the rest of the gang? What are their crazy fun facts?

8. Mokuba

Author's Note: Found this awesome thing online and it makes funny lists. Not sure if this is amusing to ya'll or not. Lemmie know. (The sad thing is some are believable...)

The Mechanical Contrivium: Mokuba

1. Until the 1960s, Mokuba was not allowed to enter Disneyland!

2. Mokuba cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.

3. Mokuba has four noses.

4. Antarctica is the only continent without Mokuba!

5. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Mokuba.

6. The most dangerous form of Mokuba is the bicycle.

7. Medieval knights put the skin of Mokuba on their sword handles to improve the grip.

8. During severe windstorms, Mokuba may sway several feet to either side.

9. Mokuba is immune to poison!

10. Mokuba is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!