Summary: Josh gets a girlfriend, but Drake is beginning to feel left out.
Pairing: None, just Drake feeling lonely and Josh being worried...WARNING: THIS IS NOT A SLASH! ...of course it isn't...err...I wouldn't even think of writing...that...thing...it's gross...and...eww...
Author Notes: I'm sorry if this chapter is really short, but it's seriously the best I can do (sadly). If the characters are out of character, then please say. The lyrics are "I Learned From You" by Hannah Montana and Billy Ray Cyrus. THANKS A BILLION FOR REVIEWING! I'm not really in a babbling mood, so I might just stop talking right now...Yes, I stopped! ...Wait, one more thing, if you have been reading these author notes, THEN YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. It might just be a bunch of junk, but it's SO NICE that you read it!
Disclaimer: I do not own "Drake and Josh" or the lyrics.
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Chapter Two: I Learned From You
I
didn't wanna listen to what you were sayin'
I thought that I knew
all I need to know
Josh bolted down the narrow stairs, with a bright and flamboyant smile. Happily sniffing the graceful flowers, and humorously dancing around the spacious living room, he said, "Hey, Audrey-"
I
didn't realize that somewhere inside me
I knew you were right but
I couldn't say so
Mrs. Parker was sitting on the couch, watching television intently. Turning around she raised her eyebrow, "Excuse me...Audrey?"
"Err, I mean...Mom?" Mrs. Parker nodded. "You wouldn't believe it! I...of all people, am going on a date with a girl...Isn't that wonderful?! Me! Me am going on a date!"
"Oh, Josh, that is wonderful!"
"I know! So where's Dad?"
"Doing another weather report."
"Oh, that sucks, I wanted to tell the whole world that I got a date...with Alyson Neilson!"
"Who the he-" Josh, with a shocked expression, raised his eyebrow. "I mean, that, uh, sounds great!" Audrey tried to recover, but bursted out into a fit of giggles. "Alyson Neilson?! Who'd name their child that?!"
I can take care of myself, yeah, you taught me well
"Ahem?"
"Oh, I'm really sorry, Josh, it's just that-" Snorting uncontrollably, Mrs. Parker exploded into a crazy fit of laughter.
Drake strolled down the stairs and a confused expression covered his face. "Jeez, Mom, what's up?" he asked.
Pausing on her carried away laughter, Audrey managed to say, "Josh is going out with-" She wasn't at all able to finish her sentence, for another outburst of giggles bombarded it's way out of her mouth.
I
learned from you that I do not crumble
I learned that strength is
something you choose
"Did I miss something?" Drake questioned, getting a bit irritated.
"I'm going on a date with-" Josh started, but was interupted by Drake's furious expression.
"It's not like I wanted to know who you are dating," Drake said, "I just want to know why Mom is laughing like bi-"
"Hey!" Mrs. Parker interrupted.
"Well, you know what I mean!" Drake angrily snapped, "I just don't care."
"Okay, just thought you were interested," Josh said, backing off.
"Whatever." Drake sighed and ascented back up the stairs.
"Hey, Mom, do you think there's something wrong with-"
"The family?!" Audrey shrieked, between her fit of laughter, "Probably! I mean...Oh, Josh, I'm sorry...But it's so hilarious!"
"How 'bout the name Audrey?! I mean, it sounds like a-" Josh paused as Mrs. Parker folded her arms. "Uh, it sounds lika a...It sounds like the parents put a lot of effort with the name!"
All
of the reasons to keep on believin'
There's no question, that's a
lesson, that I learned from you
Audrey sighed, "Nice try."
"Well, what I was going to ask was, do you think there's something wrong with Drake? I mean, all he says is like 'Whatever' or "wtf"...well, he hasn't said that, but he seems more bitter than usual."
We
always don't agree on
What is the best way
"Maybe he's just not interested in girls..." - more laughter - "Oh my, I crack myself up!"
Not exactly happy with the response, Josh rolled his eyes.
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Later that day, at ten o'clock, Josh was completely absorbed into the computer while Drake quietly lied down in his bed, staring out the window. "So how was it?" Drake asked, a little forcefully.
To
get to the place that we're going from here
But I can really
trust you, and give you the distance,
to make your decisions
without any fear
"What?" Josh said, in a kind of shocked tone. "Oh, the date? Well, I gotta say, I've dated a lot of girls...Okay, scratch that, I dated some girls, and this turned out to be one of the best dates ever."
I'm
grateful for all of the times
You opened my eyes
"What are you diong on the computer?" Drake inquired, in a less strained voice.
"Messaging Alyson," Josh replied, "I can't stop talking to her! It's like a dream come true when-"
Josh paused, and let out a painful shriek.
"What happened?" Drake said, not taking his eyes off the window.
"I got a blister from typing..." Drake rolled his eys.
Yawning, exasperatedly, Josh said, "Well, time for me to sleep," and got into bed. "What did you do for the whole day, while I was out with a girl?"
"Nothing."
"Really? I'm sure Megan was playing pranks, and I bet it was painful."
Drake sighed. "I dunno, she's never home anymore."
"Seriously? Where was she?"
"At a friend's house, probably," Drake answered, and closed his eyes.
'That beast has friends?!' Josh thought, shockingly. After a few minutes, Josh broke into a deep sleep and odd snores.
Drake sighed.
I
learned from you that I do not crumble
I learned that strength is
something you choose
All of the reasons to keep on believin',
There's no question, that's a lesson
I learned from you
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Author Notes: This chapter might seem kinda lazy, so I'm really really quadruple sorry! I know there are much more awesome stories and authors you'd rather be reading from, so THANK YOU.
